Atlas Posters in 2028

[Mike Thick]

Discuss

[Bacon King]

I would be 38 so I hope I'm not still posting here

[Mr. Morden]

"Did you think Sen. Naso had any chance when he first said he was going to primary Pres. Trump's run for a 4th term?"

"Has the forum gone downhill since pbrower2a became Modadmin?"

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I'll be 27. Hopefully, three things have happened: I don't have a thing, my musical and screenplay are successes, and I stop trying to answer these godforsaken questions.

[LLR]

Hopefully I'll be replacing John King (seriously, that guy sucks).

I'll be 25, who knows.

[NeverAgain]

Obviously still posting. Just from the garage of my parent's house.

[Figueira]

People will be posting in threads that were made 10+ years before they were born.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

People will be posting in threads that were made 10+ years before they were born.

I was born before this website began, but I've posted in a thread made when I was 3. So that's not too far off.

[LLR]

People will be posting in threads that were made 10+ years before they were born.

I was born before this website began, but I've posted in a thread made when I was 3. So that's not too far off.

The forum was made in October '03, are you talking about the website in general?

I wasn't yet 1 when this forum was made, a little scary to think about.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

People will be posting in threads that were made 10+ years before they were born.

I was born before this website began, but I've posted in a thread made when I was 3. So that's not too far off.

The forum was made in October '03, are you talking about the website in general?

I wasn't yet 1 when this forum was made, a little scary to think about.

I posted in all about yourself (2004). I was 3

[LLR]

People will be posting in threads that were made 10+ years before they were born.

I was born before this website began, but I've posted in a thread made when I was 3. So that's not too far off.

The forum was made in October '03, are you talking about the website in general?

I wasn't yet 1 when this forum was made, a little scary to think about.

I posted in all about yourself (2004). I was 3

I posted in that too, and I was 1 when it was made. Beat that!

[Mr. Morden]

People will be posting in threads that were made 10+ years before they were born.

I was born before this website began, but I've posted in a thread made when I was 3. So that's not too far off.

The forum was made in October '03, are you talking about the website in general?

I wasn't yet 1 when this forum was made, a little scary to think about.

I posted in all about yourself (2004). I was 3

I posted in that too, and I was 1 when it was made. Beat that!

I think I beat you all, since I was posting on the forum before I was even born.  Decades before the forum even existed.  Look at this post from 1976:

Which of the three networks are you guys going to go to for your Republican National Convention coverage?

[NeverAgain]

I posted so far back, I was a conservative alter ego:

Happy New Year! Loving this Nixon guy. He should totally keep this up.

[LLR]

Well, I posted in the future

Anyone buy those new teleportation machines? Worried they might explode.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Nice, but I posted way back.

So how about that big bang?

[Mr. Morden]

Nice, but I posted way back.

I thought my response was pretty good:

So how about that big bang?

Nice.  It's been an eventful 40 minutes since the universe was created.  But is nucleosynthesis really over?  We really need to figure out a way to make heavier nuclei, or else the universe is going to be pretty boring.  I mean, I can count the elements on the periodic table on one hand.  That's pathetic.

[Lumine]

At this rate? Chances are I'll be hosting Balance of Power XXVII or the tenth ASOIAF game.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Who else is going to miss President Winfrey?  No, she's not perfect, but she's a hell of a lot better than that guy she thankfully beat for reelection.

[Coolface Sock #42069]

39 years old. Running for my second term as President of the United States.

Nah, seriously, I doubt I'll still be here.

[afleitch]

I'll be 44...

[Figueira]

39 years old. Running for my second term as President of the United States.

Nah, seriously, I doubt I'll still be here.

Where are you emigrating to?

[muon2]

2028 is 12 years from now, and I've been on the forum for 12 years already. I'd give it a good chance that if the forum is here and I'm alive I'll be posting. Probably getting ready for the 2030 Census and redistricting.

[ElectionsGuy]

Hopefully my old ass won't be here.

[This account no longer in use.]

In 2028, after Supreme Leader Donald I of Trumpland took the throne, he brainwashed the population of Trumpland to bow down before his leadership. Due to the fact that he thought the population of Atlas Forum would be too lazy to actually attempt to fight back, the Supreme Leader only used minimal resources on the Atlasians, more for the few who were actually willing to get things done at the time. However, the Atlasians ended up forming an extremely small, extremely pathetic attempt at a rebellion, as they had spent enough time memorizing every State Auditor of Missouri that they had noticed that the position suddenly disappeared when the Supreme Leader took over, and thus realized something was amiss. OC became the leader of said rebellion, due to the fact that the Supreme Leader did not attempt to brainwash OC at all due to mistaking OC for a robot. But now, OC plans to use the power of his ultimate weapon, the 272 Freiwal, to make sure that it will be the Donald's last rodeo before reapportionment.

[RaphaelDLG]

In 2028, after Supreme Leader Donald I of Trumpland took the throne, he brainwashed the population of Trumpland to bow down before his leadership. Due to the fact that he thought the population of Atlas Forum would be too lazy to actually attempt to fight back, the Supreme Leader only used minimal resources on the Atlasians, more for the few who were actually willing to get things done at the time. However, the Atlasians ended up forming an extremely small, extremely pathetic attempt at a rebellion, as they had spent enough time memorizing every State Auditor of Missouri that they had noticed that the position suddenly disappeared when the Supreme Leader took over, and thus realized something was amiss. OC became the leader of said rebellion, due to the fact that the Supreme Leader did not attempt to brainwash OC at all due to mistaking OC for a robot. But now, OC plans to use the power of his ultimate weapon, the 272 Freiwal, to make sure that it will be the Donald's last rodeo before reapportionment.

The 272 Freiwal sounds like a cheap rehash of the 271 Freiwal.  Was JJ Abrams at all involved in this plot?