What if every president posted here?

[NOT gonna be banned soon]

What happens?

Does any of the Presidents gets banned?

Which of the presidents would be a great mod?

[Virginiá]

Nixon gets removed from his post as administrator after firing 2 moderators who refused to ban Special Poster Ted Bessell.

Carter lets his love of peanuts get in the way of exercising proper moderator duties

Reagan gets heat for selling mod cave secrets to AAD

Bush gets voted out of Atlas due to raising new user posting requirements after specifically saying: "Read my lips: No new posting requirements"

Blue avatars try to get Clinton removed from his admin post for having sexual interactions with Ms. Virginia Cewinsky

Bush resigns after starting 2 grueling feuds with AH.com and AAD. Insurgent attacks by Libertas and Jamespol continue to this day.

Obama's Affordable Emojis Act of 2010 has a rough rollout which leads to severe animosity between him and Leip/Cathcon

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Grover Cleveland is the only poster ever allowed to return for a second time after being permabanned.

Woodrow Wilson becomes the most hated moderator ever due to his extremely strict rules. His misguided attempts to convert Bushie to Presbyterianism fails spectacularly.

Once installed as MoAdmin, Warren G. Harding lifts a ban on Eugene V. Debs.

Abraham Lincoln gets cyberbullied after posting his picture on the PAPOY.

Herbert Hoover insist that the recovery (of lost topics) is just around the corner.

James Madison posts exclusively on Law and Constitution Board, making 99% of topics there. The FC never heard of him.

Thomas Jefferson is tempbanned after calling John Adams a "hideous hermaphroditical character".

Calvin Coolidge holds a record of being a member for 10 years and making just 3 posts during that period.

LBJ is defeated in Lumine's Balance of Power, after committing almost all his troops to occupy Prussia.

Andrew Jackson is banned following threatening to hunt down Torie in Hudson, NY.

John Adams accuses Jefferson of sending him PMs with an interracial porn.

Alf Landon gets a mere 8 FF votes to FDR's 523.   

[Virginiá]

Herbert Hoover insist that the recovery (of lost topics) is just around the corner.

Calvin Coolidge holds a record of being a member for 10 years and making just 3 posts during that period.

LOL Kal!

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Gerald Ford: briefly modamin but replaced by Carter after he unbans Nixon against the will of Leip and the forum at large.

George Washington: Hi. Welcome to Atlas, please follow our rules. I'm glad we have this new forum. Thanks, George.

James Buchanan: The Aunt Nancy to Libertas's Mrs. Fancy.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Outraged with Abraham Lincoln's moderating policy, Jefferson Davis starts the first Atlas After Dark, where people can freely post about their support for slavery.

BRTD gets his own subforum: "Emoviolence Slave Choirs"

[NOT gonna be banned soon]

I am guessing that Andrew Jackson gets banned after challenging a user to a duel.

[LLR]

Caucuses are pro-democracy!

What are you talking about? They already do!

[NOT gonna be banned soon]

Caucuses are pro-democracy!

What are you talking about? They already do!

That was before he was president.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Andrew Johnson is almost universally despised by the forum, so much so that everyone baits him constantly into saying or doing something that violates the ToS.  Every moderator plus Nym is in favor of his ban, but his account is spared by the saving grace of one dissenter: Dave Leip.

Andrew Jackson... think Santander.

[RaphaelDLG]

JFK posts an insightful comment once or twice a month on President Griffin's maps or writes something succinct, convincing and inspiring on the political debate board, but mostly spends his time banging chicks instead.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

What I want to know is which President each of us is.

[Mike Thick]

Nixon gets removed from his post as administrator after firing 2 moderators who refused to ban Special Poster Ted Bessell.

The real question is, which other posters would be on his Enemies List?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

FDR: Hi,

Happy days are here again!

Thanks,
Frank.

HockeyDude; Horray! Does it mean I can finally post some porn?

FDR: Hi,

Porn is still against the rules, but you can all sign up for the National Recovery Administration on Election and History Games board.

Thanks,
Frank.

HockeyDude; Go lynch yourself then!

FDR: Hi,

Because I don't want to antagonize our Southern posters, I will just ignore this post.

Thanks,
Frank.

[Crumpets]

Teddy Roosevelt: Can we please get Progressive avatars?

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Teddy Roosevelt: Can we please get Progressive avatars?

Neither of them were ever President, but Robert La Follette and Henry Wallace would also want Progressive avatars.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Teddy Roosevelt: Can we please get Progressive avatars?

Roosevelt: So, when am I going to get my Progressive avatar?
Joe Republic: Christ, man. I'm not going to create an avatar for every new fringe party. Use "other" instead.
Roosevelt: "Fringe"? WTF?
Joe Republic; I'm only making separate avatars for established third parties like the Prohibition Party.
Roosevelt; I bet you that if I get more votes than that pussy Taft, you'll make a progressive avatar.
Joe Republic; Lol.

After the election day:

Roosevelt; So, where's my avatar?