Hypothetical: This is the map

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

269-269.

How do you react?

[LLR]

I wake up. But what tickets could cause this?

Jeff Session (D-AL)/Tammy Baldwin (D-WI)
Larry Hogan (R-MD)/Elizabeth Warren (R-MA)

[BuckeyeNut]

It's clearly supposed be a hypothetical for this election where Trump and Clinton (maybe Sanders) are the nominees.

[RaphaelDLG]

I start foaming at the mouth, defecating in my hand, and slinging my excrement at the walls.  I walk outside, totally naked, two middle fingers high in the air, ranting at my neighbors and threatening violence.

They call the police, and I am tazered and taken away to a psychiatric facility, where I live the rest of my days with no recovery - my brain was too scrambled by the realigned electoral map.

[Virginiá]

I start foaming at the mouth, defecating in my hand, and slinging my excrement at the walls.  I walk outside, totally naked, two middle fingers high in the air, ranting at my neighbors and threatening violence.

They call the police, and I am tazered and taken away to a psychiatric facility, where I live the rest of my days with no recovery - my brain was too scrambled by the realigned electoral map.

My jaw would drop as I looked at the map and I would demand to know who poisoned water supplies across the country with heavy doses of LSD. Then I would be hauled off in a very similar fashion to your breakdown.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I wake up. But what tickets could cause this?

Jeff Session (D-AL)/Tammy Baldwin (D-WI)
Larry Hogan (R-MD)/Elizabeth Warren (R-MA)

I think there's a good possibility we could see that matchup some time in the future.  However, I would be a bit concerned as this map seems to imply that most of the states had a turnout of 0.

How might that affect down-ballot races?

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

It's clearly supposed be a hypothetical for this election where Trump and Clinton (maybe Sanders) are the nominees.

Not quite.  The map in the OP is a intended to show a matchup between Thaddeus McCotter/Wyoming House Speaker Kermit Brown and Jimmy Carter/Dennis Kucinich.

I thought that was obvious but I'll try to be more clear next time.

[RaphaelDLG]

I start foaming at the mouth, defecating in my hand, and slinging my excrement at the walls.  I walk outside, totally naked, two middle fingers high in the air, ranting at my neighbors and threatening violence.

They call the police, and I am tazered and taken away to a psychiatric facility, where I live the rest of my days with no recovery - my brain was too scrambled by the realigned electoral map.

My jaw would drop as I looked at the map and I would demand to know who poisoned water supplies across the country with heavy doses of LSD. Then I would be hauled off in a very similar fashion to your breakdown.

About 10-15 years later, hollywood would make a very overrated, cloying oscar bait movie about our psychosis where a young psychiatrist and nurse help us and the other patients struggle through our lives at the hospital, with mixed results.  Your character, despite her tenuous connection to reality, paints strikingly lucid, hauntingly beautiful paintings of what life used be like before the electoral map was forever ruined.

[Wells]

If that is the map I promise I will leave this forum forever.

[YaBoyNY]

Probably wonder wtf happened and then not really care too much beyond that.

[Virginiá]

I start foaming at the mouth, defecating in my hand, and slinging my excrement at the walls.  I walk outside, totally naked, two middle fingers high in the air, ranting at my neighbors and threatening violence.

They call the police, and I am tazered and taken away to a psychiatric facility, where I live the rest of my days with no recovery - my brain was too scrambled by the realigned electoral map.

My jaw would drop as I looked at the map and I would demand to know who poisoned water supplies across the country with heavy doses of LSD. Then I would be hauled off in a very similar fashion to your breakdown.

About 10-15 years later, hollywood would make a very overrated, cloying oscar bait movie about our psychosis where a young psychiatrist and nurse help us and the other patients struggle through our lives at the hospital, with mixed results.  Your character, despite her tenuous connection to reality, paints strikingly lucid, hauntingly beautiful paintings of what life used be like before the electoral map was forever ruined.

Coming this summer...



Experience the heartwarming story of Maps Adams, a kind doctor who brings new life to a pair of young, disgruntled former political junkies once thought to be completely detached from reality after a stunning upset many years ago. Now that Maps Adams has brought these poor souls back from the brink...... Can he keep them from slipping back?

In theaters July 25th

[LLR]

As long as NH stays Democratic, the map is plausible.

The meme has been exhausted, and he's a good enough kid.

I had faith in you ;(

[RaphaelDLG]

I start foaming at the mouth, defecating in my hand, and slinging my excrement at the walls.  I walk outside, totally naked, two middle fingers high in the air, ranting at my neighbors and threatening violence.

They call the police, and I am tazered and taken away to a psychiatric facility, where I live the rest of my days with no recovery - my brain was too scrambled by the realigned electoral map.

My jaw would drop as I looked at the map and I would demand to know who poisoned water supplies across the country with heavy doses of LSD. Then I would be hauled off in a very similar fashion to your breakdown.

About 10-15 years later, hollywood would make a very overrated, cloying oscar bait movie about our psychosis where a young psychiatrist and nurse help us and the other patients struggle through our lives at the hospital, with mixed results.  Your character, despite her tenuous connection to reality, paints strikingly lucid, hauntingly beautiful paintings of what life used be like before the electoral map was forever ruined.

Coming this summer...



Experience the heartwarming story of Maps Adams, a kind doctor who brings new life to a pair of young, disgruntled former political junkies once thought to be completely detached from reality after a stunning upset many years ago. Now that Maps Adams has brought these poor souls back from the brink...... Can he keep them from slipping back?

In theaters July 25th

Excellent work!

I have Harvey Weinstein on the phone right now; he's willing to give Dave Leip 5 points on the back end in exchange for using the forum name in the movie.

They've cast Winona Ryder as you, Bradley Cooper doing an overwrought "understated" portrayal of me as a mentally unbalanced version of Robert DeNiro, and Asa Butterfield as precocious hospital visitor Senator Smith.  More cameo roles TBA!

[RINO Tom]

As long as NH stays Democratic, the map is plausible.

The meme has been exhausted, and he's a good enough kid.

I had faith in you ;(

That was foolish.  What is TN Vol, really, without being annoying as  about this random state?

[Wisconsin+17]

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Trump won Utah?

[Coolface Sock #42069]

Take the magnet off the top of my TV screen and turn the TV off and on to let the colors re-normalize.