What political party are this non-hypothetical person's views closest to?

[RaphaelDLG]

What political party are this person's political views closest to?  (this is a real person, my Uncle Dave)

- Strong supporter of the death penalty and three strikes laws
- Throw out the tax code and replace with a national flat consumption tax
- Against the Iraq War from the start
- Climate change skeptic
- Move to a single-payer health insurance system similar to Canada's
- Third trimester abortions should be banned
- Age of consent laws should be abolished
- Marriage is between a man and a woman
- Invest in high-speed rail
- All drugs should be legalized, including opioids and other hard drugs, even for children
- Rip up the Iran nuclear deal and invade Iran to protect Israel and stabilize the middle east
- Overturn Citizens United with a Constitutional amendment to get money out of politics
- Audit the Federal Reserve
- Cash payment reparations for African-Americans
- Award Edward Snowden the Presidential Medal of Freedom

[Kingpoleon]

Paleoconservative.

[Mr. Reactionary]

Probably some weird green type.

[Santander]

Your uncle certainly has an... eclectic set of views.

[RaphaelDLG]

OK, I was able to gather a few more positions from him:
- The US should leave the United Nations
- The US should sign the Transpacific Partnership agreement and pursue more free trade agreements
- Foreign terrorism subjects should NOT be given Constitutional rights
- Term limits for members of Congress
- In favor of Net Neutrality regulations
- No background checks for any type of gun purchases, as that would be "unconstitutional"
- Eminent domain is okay if done in the public interest
- Raise the minimum wage to $17 an hour
- Federal national park land should be sold off and the proceeds should be used to balance the budget

[ElectionsGuy]

Have no idea what party but he sounds like a Trump voter.

[hopper]

Some Green Party Type but has some Populist Leanings too.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Paleoleftist.

[Higgs]

Doesn't fit very well into any party, but I voted Constitution. Realistically I bet he's an independent (cause how many people even know what the constitution party is) who supports Trump

[Maxwell]

An odd independent, but would probably switch Republican for the TRUMPster.

[Orthogonian Society Treasurer]

Like most pedophilia apologists, he'd likely be a member of the Libertarian Party.

[Figueira]

A very weird form of Republican.

[tallguy23]

A Republican who loves Trump.

[RaphaelDLG]

You guys who guessed TRUMP independent guessed right.

Now he's bothering me to volunteer to canvass for TRUMP, and says if I do, he will stop calling me a "sissy boy," give me some candy, and "he won't tell nobody"