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« on: May 31, 2016, 03:18:06 PM »
« edited: May 31, 2016, 05:13:11 PM by CrabCake »

- uses Marvin Gaye's name as a verb
- a tribute to Marvin Gaye somehow manages to be the least sexiest song about sex since Afternoon Delight
- a tribute to Marvin Gaye that sounds literally nothing like Marvin Gaye
- all of the lyrics are lame name drops of Marvin Gaye songs
- lazy chord progression
- inexplicable half-baked trap beats in Trainor's verse
- sang by the most asexual singers in the industry
- OH WOW DOO-WOP REVIVAL SO UNIQUE THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE
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« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2016, 03:44:24 PM »

I'm fairly sure that Trainor and Puth are anatomically like Barbie and Ken dolls.
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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2016, 04:10:30 PM »

I like how they reference "Mercy, Mercy Me" like it's a sex song
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« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2016, 06:31:46 PM »
« Edited: June 03, 2016, 09:05:32 PM by Cubby »

No it's not, it's a great song. The video is kinda lame but most are.

The worst songs of the 2010's are

Best Day of My Life   by American Authors
7 Years                     by Lukas Graham
Party Rock Anthem   by ROTFL
Blurred Lines            by Robin Thicke
See you Again          by "Wiz Khalifa"
Don't you Worry Child    by Swedish House Mafia    "Seattle's got a plan for you" WTF?
Any song by or featuring Waltzing Matilda Azalea. You're not a rapper and you never can be.

Actually looking back there have been more songs this decade that I like than ones I don't. That sounds heretical, but I would still rate this decade so far as having better songs than the 1970's, which I feel was the worst decade of the Rock and Roll Era that began in 1954.
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« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2016, 06:32:55 PM »

It's horrible, but it certainly has a lot of competition for 'worst song'.
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« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2016, 06:33:11 PM »

Contemporary Mainstream Pop in general is just awful.
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« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2016, 06:43:36 PM »

"Gangnam Style," "What Does The Fox Say," and "Happy" are in a three-way tie for the worst songs of the 2010s, IMO. This decade has been the decade music forgot.
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« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2016, 01:09:08 AM »

I hate that you made me google that song. Marvin Gaye's ghost should haunt them from this point on.
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« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2016, 07:38:47 AM »

"Gangnam Style," "What Does The Fox Say," and "Happy" are in a three-way tie for the worst songs of the 2010s, IMO. This decade has been the decade music forgot.

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« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2016, 12:15:08 PM »

Eh, it's okay.  I think the post-blairite subtext makes it pretty interesting, lyrically speaking, with the extended metaphors and whatnot
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« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2016, 07:55:27 PM »

"Gangnam Style," "What Does The Fox Say," and "Happy" are in a three-way tie for the worst songs of the 2010s, IMO. This decade has been the decade music forgot.

The first two of those songs weren't supposed to be 'good'.
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« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2016, 09:23:05 PM »

I have no idea what you're talking about but I can guarantee that it was not the worst song in whatever time frame you want to put it in (that is at least a day long).
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« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2016, 05:28:05 AM »

For novelty songs, 'fox' and 'Gangam style' are pretty great. Better than other chart-topping garbage like "disco duck", "Barbie girl", "blue da ba dee", "who let the dogs out" and ... so much more.
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« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2016, 08:05:17 AM »

I'm proud to say I only know three of those*, and have only ever heard one of them all the way through (and that was a punk cover).


*it was impossible to avoid letting the dogs out and that silly Korean dude.
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« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2016, 08:37:31 AM »

I'm a connoisseur of terrible novelty music that have inexplicably hit the charts, you see.
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« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2016, 08:50:51 AM »

I avoid music on radio like the plague.  Why would I want someone else to pick my music for me?
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« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2016, 02:24:34 PM »

Side note on 'Gangnam Style': I once bought a bottle of Korean grain alcohol solely because it had a picture of Psy on it and it piqued a morbid curiosity in me. It's the only time I've been consciously aware of a celebrity endorsement working on me. I didn't end up drinking much of it.
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« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2016, 04:56:09 PM »

It's horrible, but it certainly has a lot of competition for 'worst song'.
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« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2016, 02:52:42 PM »

I'm a connoisseur of terrible novelty music that have inexplicably hit the charts, you see.
That pretty much is the British charts tho.

Frex; Cher Lloyd's inexplicable success.
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« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2016, 04:01:59 PM »

It is not worse than "White Iverson" or any songs by Post Malone.
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