Happy 70th Birthday Donald J. Trump!

[Green Line]

I literally don't have anything good to say.

You can't even wish a kind old man a happy 70th?  Sad.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Isn't that interesting that both presumptive nominees are around 70? After all, Hillary will be 69 this year.

Yep. We'll have the highest age average (69.5 years) of the major party nominees in that election.

Clinton is actually the oldest ever Democratic nominee. The previous oldest Dem nominee was Lewis Cass, aged 66 in 1848.

[Hermit For Peace]

Has TRUMP been raiding Kristie Kreme's donut stash a little too much? Just SAD! If he can't balance his own caloric intake, how can he balance the budget?

It's probably more like the campaign trail leads to eating less healthy than normal. Even Hillary has gained weight. Campaigning for a year has got to play havoc with one's regular routine.

[Vega]

He actually looks like garbage, and he'd look a lot worse if it weren't for the plastic surgery. His age weirdly enough doesn't seem to really show in still photography, but in videos and the like, it does. Perhaps it's because of his "animated" nature.

The past few years have really caught up. At least he's not like his wife, though, who looks like a completely different person from when they first met.

He looked his best in the late 80s and early 90s, and went down hill from there. It's funny you brought up his wife, because I think, weirdly, looking through pictures, she was never all that attractive.

[Virginiá]

He actually looks like garbage, and he'd look a lot worse if it weren't for the plastic surgery. His age weirdly enough doesn't seem to really show in still photography, but in videos and the like, it does. Perhaps it's because of his "animated" nature.

The past few years have really caught up. At least he's not like his wife, though, who looks like a completely different person from when they first met.

He looked his best in the late 80s and early 90s, and went down hill from there. It's funny you brought up his wife, because I think, weirdly, looking through pictures, she was never all that attractive.

She does look better when they married, obviously being over a decade younger, but she isn't really my type either (not to say that she isn't generally good looking). Didn't she also get plastic surgery?

2005:

[Lincoln Republican]

Too bad his 70th birthday was not on November 8.

That we the entire nation could celebrate his birthday by giving him a right royal shellacking as a present.

[Deblano]

Has TRUMP been raiding Kristie Kreme's donut stash a little too much? Just SAD! If he can't balance his own caloric intake, how can he balance the budget?

Nope. It's probably all the McDonald's he eats while sitting on his plush personal jet.