Should Donald Trump Hire Me As His Surrogate?
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Ljube
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« on: June 16, 2016, 02:44:44 PM »
I have been an outspoken (if not the most outspoken) supporter of Trump on this forum.

Have I proven my worth?
Should Trump hire me?

Vote!
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« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2016, 02:47:32 PM »
If Trump wanted a surrogate like you, he'd buy a parrot.
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« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2016, 02:49:02 PM »
Are you an attractive young woman?
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TJ in Oregon
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« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2016, 06:19:00 PM »
No. You'll act as his surrogate regardless, so why should he pay you for it?
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« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2016, 06:26:21 PM »
Well, you'd certainly be better than some of his current surrogates, I'll give you that.
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« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2016, 06:57:16 PM »

This.  Or black, or hispanic, or a famous professional athlete?  Preferably two out of four?
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Chancellor Tanterterg
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« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2016, 08:02:07 PM »
Are you one of his African-Americans?
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« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2016, 09:28:45 PM »
Sure, why not? It's not like he'll be getting many from the GOP these days.
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« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2016, 10:35:49 PM »
He doesn't even pay people he hires, so if that's what you want, sure.
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« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2016, 10:39:22 PM »
Quote from: Santander on June 16, 2016, 10:35:49 PM
He doesn't even pay people he hires, so if that's what you want, sure.

But what if Ljube wants to parlay his campaign experience into a stint working for the TRUMP NEWS channel after Trump loses the election?
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« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2016, 10:43:37 PM »
Quote from: RaphaelDLG on June 16, 2016, 10:39:22 PM
Quote from: Santander on June 16, 2016, 10:35:49 PM
He doesn't even pay people he hires, so if that's what you want, sure.

But what if Ljube wants to parlay his campaign experience into a stint working for the TRUMP NEWS channel after Trump loses the election?
There are easier ways to get a job at Breitbart. Wink
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« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2016, 12:28:03 AM »
Why would Trump want you to carry his baby?
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« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2016, 12:31:54 AM »

It would shore up his support among "the gays"
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