Which German party would you vote for?

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[Grand Wizard Lizard of the Klan]

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This poll is pure gold.


Also I would vote for ODP or Bayernpartei or Lausitzer Allianz so none of the parties on the list :I

[President Johnson]

Of you mean SPD with the second, then of course them. They still stand for something. Most of the Agenda 2010 reforms were the right thing to do.

[Cranberry]

DIE PARTEI, obviously

[Pingvin]

AfD.

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Of you mean SPD with the second, then of course them. They still stand for something. Most of the Agenda 2010 reforms were the right thing to do.

I think the second is supposed to be FDP, though it could conceivably be described by a few of these.

[Kingpoleon]

Of you mean SPD with the second, then of course them. They still stand for something. Most of the Agenda 2010 reforms were the right thing to do.

I think the second is supposed to be FDP, though it could conceivably be described by a few of these.

I think the third is FDP or Die Linke.

[Zioneer]

Which are the Greens? They seem pretty reasonable in Germany, so them.

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Of you mean SPD with the second, then of course them. They still stand for something. Most of the Agenda 2010 reforms were the right thing to do.

I think the second is supposed to be FDP, though it could conceivably be described by a few of these.

I think the third is FDP or Die Linke.

no, it's The Greens.

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Which are the Greens? They seem pretty reasonable in Germany, so them.

Let's ask the autobiography of Daniel Cohn Bendit, one of the most prominent older statesman of greens, the great cosmopolitan who synthesised market politics with socially liberal causes:

„My flirtations with all children soon acquired a definitely erotic character. I could sense how young girls aged five had already learned how to get off with me. …

It happened several times that some children opened my codpiece and started caressing me. According to the circumstances of each case, I reacted differently, but the children’s wishes posed problems for me… when they insisted, I caressed them in return. I was accused of being a pervert, and there were letters to the City Council, asking whether I was paid for by public funds. Fortunately I had concluded my contract directly with the parents’ board, otherwise I would have been sacked…"

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Of you mean SPD with the second, then of course them. They still stand for something. Most of the Agenda 2010 reforms were the right thing to do.

I think the second is supposed to be FDP, though it could conceivably be described by a few of these.

Nah the FDP never stood for anything and depressingly is coming back through tactical sexy candidates.

[Zioneer]

Which are the Greens? They seem pretty reasonable in Germany, so them.

Let's ask the autobiography of Daniel Cohn Bendit, one of the most prominent older statesman of greens, the great cosmopolitan who synthesised market politics with socially liberal causes:

„My flirtations with all children soon acquired a definitely erotic character. I could sense how young girls aged five had already learned how to get off with me. …

It happened several times that some children opened my codpiece and started caressing me. According to the circumstances of each case, I reacted differently, but the children’s wishes posed problems for me… when they insisted, I caressed them in return. I was accused of being a pervert, and there were letters to the City Council, asking whether I was paid for by public funds. Fortunately I had concluded my contract directly with the parents’ board, otherwise I would have been sacked…"

Gross. I still like the Green fellow from Baden-Wurttemburg though.

[Intell]

The former statsi please.

[Velasco]

Are Hoteliers sexy?

[DavidB.]

AfD.

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Althoigh in fairness to the Greens, other parties weren't blameless:

http://m.spiegel.de/international/germany/a-920092.html

[All Along The Watchtower]

The moderate Hitler Party, because even Nazis have something to contribute.