Breaking News: Damaging Scandal

[Jake]

Today, after long weeks of research, I come to you with a terrible truth. This story comes from hours of interviews with Atlasians such as Irish Democrat, Akno21, TrueDemocrat, and MAS117. The story, while hard to believe, is true and verifiable by anyone wishing to ask the tough questions.

Back in November, Supersoulty and Colin Wixted announced they were running for Irish Democrat's Senate seat. Colin Wixted was forced to drop out after the F____ E___ C______ threatened to destroy his political career. The F____ E____ C________ then looked for a way to clear the way for Supersoulty's election and blackmailed Irish Democrat with allegations of sexual assault on a beer keg. Irish Democrat then created the "Girl Gone Wild" account and confessed to creating it. He then was forced to drop out and Supersoulty cruised to re-election. Chief among the F____ E____ C________ was the current Presidential Candidate Keystone Phil. The blackmail was the brainchild of Phil and through his position as Vice President, he was able to orchestrate the scandal successfully.

The next step towards securing further F_____ E_____ C______ control over government came in January when Akno21 was running for the Senate against Bono. Akno was heading for an easy victory, before an old enemy attacked again. The F____ E______ C________ again blackmailed Flyers into admitting on tapes that Akno knew about his creation of a fake account. Akno was destroyed by this scandal and was forced to drop out. He was replaced by MAS117 who won an easy victory and has spent four months proposing crap bills and acting like Naso's second cousin (But not engaging in the bondage exercises Naso's cousin participates in).

Then came the ultimate blackmail. To ensure control over the Presidency, the F____ E____ C________ arranged to have Presidential Election Victor Lewis Trondheim refuse to accept the office thus passing it to TrueDemocrat, a leader of the F____ E_____ C_______. Using blackmail on Lewis, the F____ E_____ C______ forced him to resign and True Democrat became President. Who became his Vice President? Alcon, another member of the F____ E____ C______. After True Democrat's resignation, Alcon became President and again named a F_______ E_______ C_________ member as Vice President in Peter Bell.

Today, they control the government. What is next for Keystone Phil and his merry gang?

A story by Dan Rather regarding President Bush's national guard service should be taken more seriously than these allegations

[TomC]

wtf- this hurts my head.

[Gabu]

Haha, oh the wacky antics of the Forum Elite Conspiracy.

[12th Doctor]

I can assure everyone that I talked with Colin before the election.  The Forum Elite Conspiriacy had nothing to do with it.

[Joe Republic]

As spokesman for the Forum Elite Conspiracy, we vigorously deny any of the allegations made in this thread, as well as the existence of any such "conspiracy".

[Ebowed]

As spokesman for the Forum Elite Conspiracy, we vigorously deny ... the existence of any such "conspiracy".

LOL!

[Jake]

I don't know what this Forum Elite Conspiracy is. These acts were committed by the F_____ E_____ C________. A wholy different organization if the Forum Elite Conspiracy even existed. Which it doesn't and never has.

[King]

Some interesting notes in this scandal:

This story comes from hours of interviews with ... MAS117 ... while hard ...

Back in November, Supersoulty and Colin Wixted announced they were ... forced to ... sexual assault ... a beer keg.

Irish Democrat then ... cruised ... the current Presidential Candidate Keystone Phil.

The black- ... -child of Phil ... was able to orchestrate ... successfully.

Akno21 was ... heading for an easy ... fake ... by MAS117 who ... spent ... four months ... engaging in the bondage exercises Naso's cousin participates in.

Then came ... Lewis Trondheim ... passing it to TrueDemocrat.

Alcon ... named ... Peter Bell ... his merry gang.

[True Democrat]

This story comes from hours of interviews with Atlasians such as Irish Democrat, Akno21, TrueDemocrat, and MAS117.

I reject being grouped with these people.    I never gave an interview to Jake unless you count the won involving the Forum Elite, which does not exist because I told you to forget about it, which actually made you remember, so the you think the Forum Elite does exist, which the is what the non-existent Forum Elite wants you to think

[MAS117]

Tom Bob, Spokesman for Governor MAS117:

The Governor does not wish to comment on this story.


(By the way election laws and ways of governing the National Guard are crap???)

[Jake]

MAS, try to follow here buddy. You were elected Senator in February after Akno was forced to drop out. Your previous actions as Governor were not addressed in this article.

[WMS]

Some interesting notes in this scandal:

This story comes from hours of interviews with ... MAS117 ... while hard ...

Back in November, Supersoulty and Colin Wixted announced they were ... forced to ... sexual assault ... a beer keg.

Irish Democrat then ... cruised ... the current Presidential Candidate Keystone Phil.

The black- ... -child of Phil ... was able to orchestrate ... successfully.

Akno21 was ... heading for an easy ... fake ... by MAS117 who ... spent ... four months ... engaging in the bondage exercises Naso's cousin participates in.

Then came ... Lewis Trondheim ... passing it to TrueDemocrat.

Alcon ... named ... Peter Bell ... his merry gang.

Atlasians gone Wild!!!!!

[MAS117]

MAS, try to follow here buddy. You were elected Senator in February after Akno was forced to drop out. Your previous actions as Governor were not addressed in this article.

Ahh ok, well I did introduce some good bills in the Senate. Because the reintroduced the Anti-Opebo Act, The Line of Succession Act, The Government Thread Act, The Nuclear Restriction Act, the Senate Resolution for the Honoring of Jravnsbo, the Diplomatic Mission Bill, and the Striking of the 24 Waiting Period Bill are all crap. I remind you Jake that all of these bills listed here that have introduced have been passed. So why don't you attack the people who voted for these bills?

[Platypus]

whilst there possibly was a 'conspiracy' when TD nominated Alcon and he then became president, the rest is mainly bullsh**t. Plus Alcon was a good president and was the best chouice for VP at the time, anyway.

Keystone Phil might be an irritating knob, but he didn't orchestrate a massive conspiracy to make Atlasia his personal feifdom.

[Ebowed]

whilst there possibly was a 'conspiracy' when TD nominated Alcon and he then became president, the rest is mainly bullsh**t. Plus Alcon was a good president and was the best chouice for VP at the time, anyway.

Keystone Phil might be an irritating knob, but he didn't orchestrate a massive conspiracy to make Atlasia his personal feifdom.

The whole thing was a joke.

[Platypus]

some people were not interpreting it as such, I just wanted to clarify