Angry NH women vs. angry Scottish men vs. calm VT men vs. content NV Hispanics..

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Which one of these key voter demographics, if pitted against each other in an election, would win?

Post maps, of course.

[Virginiá]

This is really Angry NH women vs. Angry Scottish men if you ask me. There are not enough Calm Vermont men, because they are currently irrate due to Hillary securing the nomination, and most Nevada Hispanics are angry due to Trump, and there aren't enough angry French lumberjacks.

Angry Scottish men wins due to greater numbers. Not posting maps because lazy.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Angry Scottish men (sane)

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I would simply not vote, out of protest of the fact that happy SD farmers and racist WV hicks didn't run. I wouldn't put either of them as my first preference, but it would be nice to see them on the ballot.

[Xing]

I would simply not vote, out of protest of the fact that happy SD farmers and racist WV hicks didn't run. I wouldn't put either of them as my first preference, but it would be nice to see them on the ballot.

Not to mention happy FL men. Either of the happy groups would win, since their joy would be too much for the other groups to handle.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I would simply not vote, out of protest of the fact that happy SD farmers and racist WV hicks didn't run. I wouldn't put either of them as my first preference, but it would be nice to see them on the ballot.

Not to mention happy FL men. Either of the happy groups would win, since their joy would be too much for the other groups to handle.

Discuss the major eight-way race with maps.

[Xing]

Happy SD Farmers - 144
Happy FL Men - 142
Angry Scottish Men - 121
Angry White Male French Lumberjacks - 81
Racist WV Hicks - 26
Angry NH Women - 15
Content NV Hispanics - 6
Calm VT Men - 3

Angry Scottish Men have appeal in much of the Mid-Atlantic and South (plus the undecided voters in OH), while WV Hicks do well in the interior South. The Lumberjacks do well in the NE, and win AK by talking about how living an a cold climate makes you a stronger person. Content NV Hispanics and Calm VT Men are perfectly content and not concerned about winning states other than their own. The happiness of FL men spreads across the sun belt, though, and wins over a lot of voters. However, it still can't quite match the happiness of SD farmers, whose joy spreads across the Midwest (except for the unhappy voters in OH) and much of the interior west, as well as the Pacific Northwest. Angry NH Women only win MA by convincing voters there that Elizabeth Warren is also angry.

Well, that was fun. Time to do some actual work now.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

How does the house vote?

[Xing]

How does the house vote?

The House is also largely swayed by the simple, wholesome joy of SD farmers. They win 289-143-3.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I had something like this in my head, fwiw:

Content NV Hispanics - 202
Angry NH Women - 158
Angry Scottish Men - 137
Angry French Male Lumberjacks - 38
Calm VT Men - 3

[Kingpoleon]

Calm VT man/Normal IA farmer 2016!

[beaver2.0]

Angry NH women.  Nothing can stand in their path once they go on the offensive.