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Bono
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« on: June 19, 2005, 01:33:52 PM »
Whereas,
1) Citizens of other regions have interfered in the proper conduction of the democratic process in the southeast region,
2) The Southeast region, unlike other regions, does not uses tactics of fear, intimidating our neighbours with shows of military might, unless as a last resourse to defend our interets from being tramped upon,
3) Thus the Southeast needs the assistence of the federal government to discover if any wrongdoing was commited, and to deliver the eventual criminals to justice,

We demand:
That the federal government cooperates with the Southeastern government in the investigation of this mischievous act, and in the delivering of the culprits to southeastern justice.

X Bono V.
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JohnFKennedy
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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2005, 01:35:15 PM »
Quote from: Bono on June 19, 2005, 01:33:52 PM
delivering of the culprits to southeastern justice.

This mean a good ol' fashioned lynching/hanging? Grin
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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2005, 01:46:57 PM »
Quote from: John F. Kennedy on June 19, 2005, 01:35:15 PM
Quote from: Bono on June 19, 2005, 01:33:52 PM
delivering of the culprits to southeastern justice.

This mean a good ol' fashioned lynching/hanging? Grin

If needed be. Grin
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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2005, 04:37:36 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2005, 04:40:55 PM »

If you are Bono V, who was Bono IV?
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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2005, 04:41:24 PM »
You realize that even if the worst accusations against Phil and the others are true, nothing illegal has happened?
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« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2005, 04:41:51 PM »
This is hilarious.  Moreso if it's actually serious.  Only the South would find all this fuss personally offensive.
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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2005, 04:43:40 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on June 19, 2005, 04:41:51 PM
This is hilarious.  Moreso if it's actually serious.  Only the South would find all this fuss personally offensive.

Well, I'm sorry this didn't reach full hilraity then, becuase of course its not serious. Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2005, 04:43:54 PM »
Quote from: AFCJ KEmperor on June 19, 2005, 04:41:24 PM
You realize that even if the worst accusations against Phil and the others are true, nothing illegal has happened?

Nothing illegal has to happen for a good ol' fashioned lynching, let's get them darned unionists! Try and stop us secedin' will ya? *takes out shotgun* honey, I's be home soon, kay? Tell ma I got me some Northen folk to shoot, y'hear y'all?

(this is not to be taken seriously in any way Tongue)
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« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2005, 04:46:57 PM »
Quote from: Bono on June 19, 2005, 04:43:40 PM
Quote from: Joe Republic on June 19, 2005, 04:41:51 PM
This is hilarious.  Moreso if it's actually serious.  Only the South would find all this fuss personally offensive.

Well, I'm sorry this didn't reach full hilraity then, becuase of course its not serious. Smiley

Okay, sorry.  It's very hard to tell when Southeasterners are joking or not.  I wonder if Preston was joking too when he signed this though?  Wink
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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2005, 04:50:38 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on June 19, 2005, 04:46:57 PM
Quote from: Bono on June 19, 2005, 04:43:40 PM
Quote from: Joe Republic on June 19, 2005, 04:41:51 PM
This is hilarious.  Moreso if it's actually serious.  Only the South would find all this fuss personally offensive.

Well, I'm sorry this didn't reach full hilraity then, becuase of course its not serious. Smiley

Okay, sorry.  It's very hard to tell when Southeasterners are joking or not.  I wonder if Preston was joking too when he signed this though?  Wink

Well, I'm also kinda frustrated with it, so if people want to sign it just to show their anger, I won't stop them.
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« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2005, 05:04:17 PM »
Quote from: Bono on June 19, 2005, 01:33:52 PM
2) The Southeast region, unlike other regions, does not uses tactics of fear, intimidating our neighbours with shows of military might, unless as a last resourse to defend our interets from being tramped upon,
3) Thus the Southeast needs the assistence of the federal government to discover if any wrongdoing was commited, and to deliver the eventual criminals to justice,

Yeah, there's a good plan, insult every other region and then ask for their help. Tongue
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« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2005, 06:20:10 PM »
You know that if Alcon and Phil were brought to trial they would be completely innocent since they have broken no laws.
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« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2005, 06:23:49 PM »
Anybody think it is odd that Bono is asking for help from the federal government.
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« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2005, 06:29:43 PM »
Quote from: Peter Bell on June 19, 2005, 06:23:49 PM
Anybody think it is odd that Bono is asking for help from the federal government.

Yeah I do.
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« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2005, 07:08:05 PM »
Quote from: Peter Bell on June 19, 2005, 06:23:49 PM
Anybody think it is odd that Bono is asking for help from the federal government.


Quote from: Bono on June 19, 2005, 04:43:40 PM
Well, I'm sorry this didn't reach full hilraity then, becuase of course its not serious. Smiley
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