The 2016 Presidential Candidates Re-Imagined as Atlas Posters

[LLR]

RealDonaldTrump
TheGreatest
Posts: 46



Political Matrix
E: 4.18 S: 5.76


TedCruz
TexasTed
Posts: 787



Political Matrix
E: 9.06 S: 8.92


Little Marco
MarcoRubio
Posts: 424



Political Matrix
E: 4.76 S: 6.05


Kasich16
Kasich00
Posts: 6516



Political Matrix
E: 3.67 S: 1.18


DrCarson
BreinSrugry!
Posts: 3




Memorial Day Jebbie
BushFlorida
Posts: 267



Political Matrix
E: 6.54 S: 0.42


UncleGilmore
Posts: 443



Political Matrix
E: 4.41 S: 3.26


CC
Christie Time
Posts: 60



Political Matrix
E: 2.06 S: 5.72


HP
Carly Fiorina
Posts: 1




Rand
StandWithRand
Posts: 13060



Political Matrix
E: 7.22 S: 0.88


Frothy
SantorumPA
Posts: 6



Political Matrix
E: 10.00 S: 10.00


Mike Huckabee, Bass God of the South
Huckaboo
Posts: 6020



Political Matrix
E: 7.87 S: 9.41


Pataki
Posts: 30771



Political Matrix
E: 1.12 S: -0.56


Hawk
Lindsey Graham for Senate
Posts: 3404



Political Matrix
E: 1.76 S: 4.22


Piyush
BobbyJindal
Posts: 110




3 Elections in 4 Years!!11!!
ScottWalker
Posts: 1822



Political Matrix
E: 6.45 S: 5.88


wOw
Rick pErry
Posts: 5102



Political Matrix
E: e.6d S: r.57


Queen Hillary
HClinton
Posts: 25662



Political Matrix
E: -3.87 S: -7.11


Uncle Bernie
FeelTheBern
Posts: 20705



Political Matrix
E: -9.67 S: -9.44


Marshmallow
MartianOMalley
Posts: 6406



Political Matrix
E: -4.66 S: -4.23


Dixiecrat
JimmyWebb
Posts: 204



Political Matrix
E: -4.02 S: 2.67


Gee Whiz
Lincoln Chafee
Posts: 2





LLessig
LarryLessig
Posts: 306



Political Matrix
E: -7.78 S: -8.08


Gary
Gary
Posts: 9420



Political Matrix
E: 5.67 S: -5.12


Angry MA Woman
JillStein
Posts: 98



Political Matrix
E: -10.00 S: -10.00

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Trump would have a negative economic score!

[Wells]

Trump would have a negative economic score!

No, he'd be trolling all of us.

[Antonio the Sixth]

TedCruz
TexasTed
Posts: 787



Political Matrix
E: 5.34 S: 8.92

Nonsense. CRUZ is a true, pure Consistent Constitutional Conservative, and as such, his PM score is E: 10.00 S: 10.00.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

¿yeb?'s username would be "bushflorida", obviously

[LLR]

¿yeb?'s username would be "bushflorida", obviously

You're right, my bad.

[Goldwater]

How on earth do Cruz, Kasich, and Johnson have a lower E score than Trump?

[Higgs]

I think most of the PM scores would be closer to the center.

[IceSpear]

LOL, nice.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Trump would have a BRTD-level number of attention-whoring posts.

[LLR]

Trump would have a BRTD-level number of attention-whoring posts.

He wouldn't be smart enough to post - basically at all. That's why only 46 posts.

[Goldwater]

Trump would have a BRTD-level number of attention-whoring posts.

He wouldn't be smart enough to post - basically at all. That's why only 46 posts.

Since when is Trump dumb?

[DINGO Joe]

Trump would have a BRTD-level number of attention-whoring posts.

Only if you can post from Twitter

[DINGO Joe]

JimmyWebb would only have one post, but there'd be a dedicated cadre here proclaiming him the best poster.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

JimmyWebb would only have one post, but there'd be a dedicated cadre here proclaiming him the best poster.

Are Mod Board posts not counted?? Because I hear he has numerous posts in the "All-purpose porn thread: Story edition"

[Crumpets]

Chafee's two posts:

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Also, I can easily see Jill Stein being a Solarstorm-type poster who operates mostly in the "The Atlas" subforum calling for various other posters to be banned for random slights.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

If I may add some...


President Obama
hopeandchange08
Posts: 1961


Ridin' With Biden
JoeBiden
Posts: 1942


We're back, haters
ComebackKid92
Posts: 1946


Rock You Like A HurriKaine
TimKaine
Posts: 1958


Third Eye Blind
DirtyHarry
Posts: 1939


Mr. Speaker
FuturePOTUS
Posts: 1970


Presidential Painter
ilovemydaddy
Posts: 1946


VP Cheney
darthvaderfan00
Posts: 1941


Team Mitch
TeenageMutantNinjaTurtle
Posts: 1942


CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN
mikepence
Posts: 1959

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Some historical:

Emo NH Man
FranklinPierce
Posts: 134


TheProfessor
Woodrow1856
Posts: 2466


SilentCal
CoolIdge
Posts: 2


RECOVERY IS AROUND THE CORNER!
NonStopProsperity4ever
Posts: 1589


Clay '48
HenryClay24
Posts: 36755


Palmetto State Rebel
JohnCCalhoun
Posts: 16755


Buffcoat and Beaver Fan
FritzHollings
Posts: 4755


Old Tippecanoe
WHHarrison
Posts: 0

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

At the very least, Trump should have a Russia avatar

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

John Adams = Hideous Hermaphroditical Character
TomJefferson
Posts: 56879


Jefferson Is The Son Of A Half-breed Indian Squaw
JohnAdams
Posts: 42877


BiggestFluttershyFan
Ole_Hickory
Posts: 2566


Champagne and Sleep Deprivation
MartinVanBuren
Posts: 689

[Antonio the Sixth]

This is awesome.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

GET HIGH WITH HAIG
GeneralHaig
Posts: 879


Bleeding Heart Conservative
JackKemp
Posts: 4729


PETE 4 PRESIDENT OF ATLASIA
PierreSDuPontIV
Posts: 344


Stassen In '96
StassenIn38
Posts: 23001


DownWithDaLeft
JoeMcCarthy
Posts: 67984


NOT OPEBO
HarrySTruman
Posts: 23865


Golffan1890
Ike
Posts: 3549


Yuuuge Lyndon
LBJ
Posts: 8001


Retroron
TehGipper
Posts: 13006


Generalissimo Hollande
Flanby
Posts: 13087

[LLR]

Why does JoeMccarthy have so many posts?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Why does JoeMccarthy have so many posts?

He'd probably be a prolific poll-maker

"Opinion of Communism"

"Opinion of the Reds"

"Would you rather live in OK Panhandle or Moscow?"

"Attention Dave: one of your moderators is a communist"

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Piyush would be the registered name, not the screen name.  good stuff though.