What kind of atheist are you?

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

   1.   Jeremy Bentham (100%)

I've only studied him briefly. Rather surprised I got that by that kind of margin -
On the legal system basis question, he would choose:
Moral principles including those that are self-evident by observing nature and revealed through religion.

Interesting surprise, but again, I've only touched the surface there.

[Tetro Kornbluth]

   1.   Jeremy Bentham (100%)            More Info
   2.   Epicureans (79%)            More Info
   3.   Immanuel Kant (79%)            More Info
   4.   Jean-Paul Sartre (78%)            More Info
   5.   John Stuart Mill (69%)            More Info
   6.   Aristotle (62%)            More Info
   7.   Nel Noddings (62%)            More Info
   8.   Thomas Hobbes (59%)            More Info
   9.   Stoics (57%)            More Info
   10.   Thomas Aquinas (57%)            More Info
   11.   Ayn Rand (49%)            More Info
   12.   Benedictus Spinoza (49%)            More Info
   13.   William of Ockham (47%)            More Info
   14.   Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (44%)            More Info
   15.   David Hume (40%)            More Info
   16.   Prescriptivism (37%)            More Info
   17.   Plato (28%)            More Info
   18.   Cynics (24%)            More Info
   19.   William James (23%)         
   20.   St. Augustine (10%)            More Info
   21.   Jean-Jacques Rousseau (0%)

Ok, I'm really not sure about the top choice, but the bottom choice (y).

[Associate Justice PiT]

        1.   Ayn Rand (100%)             
   2.   Jean-Paul Sartre (78%)          
   3.   Immanuel Kant (76%)          
   4.   Benedictus Spinoza (74%)             
   5.   Stoics (73%)          
   6.   John Stuart Mill (70%)       
   7.   Jeremy Bentham (66%)             
   8.   Prescriptivism (64%)          
   9.   Thomas Aquinas (64%)       
   10.   Cynics (59%)          
   11.   Epicureans (52%)          
   12.   Aristotle (49%)             
   13.   William of Ockham (49%)          
   14.   Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (49%)          
   15.   St. Augustine (45%)          
   16.   Nel Noddings (42%)             
   17.   Thomas Hobbes (39%)          
   18.   Plato (33%)             
   19.   David Hume (30%)             
   20.   William James (23%)          
   21.   Jean-Jacques Rousseau (0%)    

     Still not happy with my top result.

[angus]

    1.   Deist (100%)             More Info
   2.   Ethical Culturist (100%)             More Info
   3.   Naturalistic Pantheist (100%)             More Info
   4.   Strong Agnostic (100%)             More Info
   5.   Unitarian Universalist (100%)             More Info
   6.   Weak Agnostic (95%)             More Info
   7.   Ignosticist (90%)             More Info
   8.   Secular Humanist (83%)             More Info
   9.   Atheistic Paganist (81%)             More Info
   10.   Freethinker (81%)             More Info
   11.   Rationalist (81%)             More Info
   12.   Taoist (76%)             More Info
   13.   Theravada Buddhist (74%)             More Info
   14.   Implicit Atheist (74%)             More Info
   15.   Strong Atheist (72%)             More Info
   16.   Transhumanist (72%)             More Info
   17.   Confucianist (65%)             More Info
   18.   Iconoclast (62%)             More Info
   19.   Objectivist (55%)             More Info

whatever that means.

[Bojack Horseman]

100% ethical culturist. Whatever that means. I've gone from a fervent atheist to someone who just doesn't give a s**t.

[Tartarus Sauce]

The type that gets annoyed with quizzes that don't phrase questions to my liking so I give up halfway through, apparently.

Don't think that would have been one of the results though.

[Santander]

   1.   Unitarian Universalist (100%)
   2.   Confucianist (96%)   
   3.   Deist (94%)
   4.   Taoist (93%)      
   5.   Naturalistic Pantheist (92%)            
   6.   Atheistic Paganist (89%)         
   7.   Ethical Culturist (84%)      
   8.   Theravada Buddhist (84%)      
   9.   Freethinker (82%)         
   10.   Weak Agnostic (79%)      
   11.   Strong Agnostic (71%)      
   12.   Transhumanist (69%)      
   13.   Ignosticist (62%)      
   14.   Implicit Atheist (62%)      
   15.   Secular Humanist (61%)      
   16.   Strong Atheist (56%)   
   17.   Rationalist (51%)      
   18.   Objectivist (48%)   
   19.   Iconoclast (47%)   

   1.   Thomas Aquinas (100%)            
   2.   St. Augustine (92%)            
   3.   Benedictus Spinoza (91%)            
   4.   Jean-Paul Sartre (81%)            
   5.   William of Ockham (78%)            
   6.   Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (78%)            
   7.   Aristotle (69%)            
   8.   Stoics (64%)            
   9.   Immanuel Kant (63%)         
   10.   David Hume (55%)         
   11.   Ayn Rand (53%)            
   12.   William James (53%)         
   13.   Jeremy Bentham (52%)         
   14.   Plato (48%)         
   15.   John Stuart Mill (47%)         
   16.   Epicureans (42%)            
   17.   Prescriptivism (39%)         
   18.   Cynics (29%)         
   19.   Thomas Hobbes (23%)      
   20.   Nel Noddings (20%)         
   21.   Jean-Jacques Rousseau (0%)   

[RFayette]

1.   Taoist (100%)            More Info
   2.   Confucianist (98%)            More Info
   3.   Theravada Buddhist (98%)            More Info
   4.   Unitarian Universalist (98%)            More Info
   5.   Ethical Culturist (90%)            More Info
   6.   Atheistic Paganist (83%)            More Info
   7.   Deist (83%)            More Info
   8.   Freethinker (83%)            More Info
   9.   Naturalistic Pantheist (83%)            More Info
   10.   Weak Agnostic (83%)            More Info
   11.   Strong Agnostic (75%)            More Info
   12.   Transhumanist (75%)            More Info
   13.   Secular Humanist (69%)            More Info
   14.   Ignosticist (60%)            More Info
   15.   Rationalist (60%)            More Info
   16.   Strong Atheist (60%)            More Info
   17.   Iconoclast (52%)            More Info
   18.   Implicit Atheist (52%)            More Info
   19.   Objectivist (49%)

For a conservative Protestant, this quiz is basically garbage and I had to answer "neutral" for a bunch of the questions because agreeing or disagreeing with the statements would mean I implicitly or explicitly agreed to heresy.

[TJ in Oregon]

Seems about right for the most part. I would have thought Plato would be higher but it mostly makes sense.

   1.   Thomas Aquinas (100%)
   2.   St. Augustine (85%)
   3.   William of Ockham (77%)
   4.   Benedictus Spinoza (69%)   
   5.   Aristotle (65%)
   6.   Immanuel Kant (60%)
   7.   Jeremy Bentham (60%)   
   8.   John Stuart Mill (57%)
   9.   Cynics (56%)
   10.   Stoics (49%)
   11.   William James (47%)   
   12.   Jean-Paul Sartre (46%)
   13.   Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (45%)
   14.   Epicureans (43%)
   15.   Ayn Rand (35%)
   16.   Nel Noddings (33%)
   17.   David Hume (30%)
   18.   Plato (25%)
   19.   Prescriptivism (20%)   
   20.   Thomas Hobbes (15%)      
   21.   Jean-Jacques Rousseau (0%

[dadge]

The test was a bit odd, but it has me pegged.

Your Complete Results:
   1.   Secular Humanist (100%)             More Info
   2.   Objectivist (97%)             More Info
   3.   Iconoclast (91%)             More Info
   4.   Rationalist (91%)             More Info
   5.   Transhumanist (91%)             More Info
   6.   Ethical Culturist (82%)             More Info
   7.   Freethinker (82%)             More Info
   8.   Strong Atheist (82%)             More Info
   9.   Ignosticist (74%)             More Info
   10.   Implicit Atheist (68%)             More Info
   11.   Naturalistic Pantheist (65%)             More Info
   12.   Strong Agnostic (65%)             More Info
   13.   Unitarian Universalist (65%)             More Info
   14.   Weak Agnostic (65%)             More Info
   15.   Confucianist (59%)             More Info
   16.   Deist (57%)             More Info
   17.   Theravada Buddhist (51%)             More Info
   18.   Atheistic Paganist (48%)             More Info
   19.   Taoist (48%)             More Info

[dadge]

And I'm not surprised that it has me as a Benthamite either.

Your Complete Results:
   1.   Jeremy Bentham (100%)             More Info
   2.   Ayn Rand (94%)             More Info
   3.   Stoics (82%)             More Info
   4.   Jean-Paul Sartre (78%)             More Info
   5.   Immanuel Kant (73%)             More Info
   6.   Nel Noddings (72%)             More Info
   7.   Aristotle (69%)             More Info
   8.   David Hume (69%)             More Info
   9.   John Stuart Mill (67%)             More Info
   10.   Thomas Aquinas (61%)             More Info
   11.   St. Augustine (61%)             More Info
   12.   Thomas Hobbes (60%)             More Info
   13.   Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (59%)             More Info
   14.   William of Ockham (56%)             More Info
   15.   Prescriptivism (53%)             More Info
   16.   Plato (50%)             More Info
   17.   Benedictus Spinoza (48%)             More Info
   18.   Cynics (44%)             More Info
   19.   Epicureans (23%)             More Info
   20.   William James (11%)          
   21.   Jean-Jacques Rousseau (0%)    

[Continential]

1.   Weak Agnostic (100%)            More Info
   2.   Deist (96%)            More Info
   3.   Strong Agnostic (96%)            More Info
   4.   Ethical Culturist (88%)            More Info
   5.   Unitarian Universalist (88%)            More Info
   6.   Atheistic Paganist (81%)            More Info
   7.   Naturalistic Pantheist (81%)            More Info
   8.   Confucianist (75%)            More Info
   9.   Theravada Buddhist (75%)            More Info
   10.   Freethinker (73%)            More Info
   11.   Ignosticist (73%)            More Info
   12.   Rationalist (73%)            More Info
   13.   Transhumanist (73%)            More Info
   14.   Secular Humanist (67%)            More Info
   15.   Implicit Atheist (67%)            More Info
   16.   Strong Atheist (66%)            More Info
   17.   Taoist (66%)            More Info
   18.   Objectivist (64%)            More Info
   19.   Iconoclast (58%)      

[Lexii, harbinger of chaos and sexual anarchy]

1.   Secular Humanist (100%)            
   2.   Ethical Culturist (99%)            
   3.   Strong Agnostic (99%)            
   4.   Rationalist (96%)            
   5.   Weak Agnostic (90%)            
   6.   Strong Atheist (86%)            
   7.   Iconoclast (84%)            
   8.   Ignosticist (84%)            
   9.   Transhumanist (79%)            
   10.   Objectivist (75%)            
   11.   Freethinker (73%)            
   12.   Deist (69%)            
   13.   Unitarian Universalist (66%)            
   14.   Implicit Atheist (66%)            
   15.   Confucianist (65%)            
   16.   Naturalistic Pantheist (53%)            
   17.   Taoist (52%)            
   18.   Theravada Buddhist (47%)            
   19.   Atheistic Paganist (43%)

My results are still pretty similar after all these years

Secular Humanist (100%)            More Info
   2.   Rationalist (98%)            More Info
   3.   Strong Atheist (93%)            More Info
   4.   Iconoclast (92%)            More Info
   5.   Objectivist (91%)      
        6.     Ethical Culturist (90%)            More Info
   7.   Transhumanist (86%)            More Info
   8.   Strong Agnostic (85%)            More Info
   9.   Weak Agnostic (83%)            More Info
   10.   Ignosticist (83%)      
        11.   Freethinker (75%)            More Info
   12.   Implicit Atheist (72%)            More Info
   13.   Deist (68%)      
        14.  Unitarian Universalist (68%)            More Info
   15.   Confucianist (62%)            More Info
   16.   Naturalistic Pantheist (58%)            More Info
   17.   Atheistic Paganist (56%)            More Info
   18.   Taoist (40%)      
        19.   Theravada Buddhist (37%)

[FT-02 Senator A.F.E. 🇵🇸🤝🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦]

Philosophy Test

1. Thomas Aquinas (100%)
2. St. Augustine (87%)
3. William of Ockham (67%)
4. Aristotle (62%)
5. Plato (56%)
6. Benedictus Spinoza (53%)
7. John Stuart Mill (44%)
8. Immanuel Kant (44%)
9. William James (41%)
10. Ayn Rand (40%)
11. Epicureans (40%)
12. Jean-Paul Sartre (34%)
13. Jeremy Bentham (33%)
14. Stoics (28%)
15. David Hume (27%)
16. Prescriptivism (26%)
17. Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (25%)
18. Nel Noddings (21%)
19. Cynics (20%)
20. Thomas Hobbes (11%)
21. Jean-Jacques Rousseau (1%)


Atheist test

1. Deist (100%)
2. Ethical Culturist (100%)
3. Confucianist (97%)
4. Freethinker (91%)
5. Strong Agnostic (87%)
6. Taoist (88%)
7. Theravada Buddhist (88%)
8. Weak Agnostic (86%)
9. Unitarian Universalist (82%)
10. Secular Humanist (75%)
11. Atheistic Paganist (73%)
12. Ignosticist (73%)
13. Naturalistic Pantheist (73%)
14. Rationalist (73%)
15. Strong Atheist (73%)
16. Transhumanist (73%)
17. Iconoclast (64%)
18. Implicit Atheist (62%)
19. Objectivist (53%)

[Kuumo]

1.   Secular Humanist (100%)
2.   Ethical Culturist (98%)
3.   Strong Agnostic (98%)
4.   Unitarian Universalist (98%)
5.   Deist (91%)
6.   Naturalistic Pantheist (91%)
7.   Rationalist (91%)
8.   Freethinker (85%)
9.   Strong Atheist (85%)
10.   Transhumanist (85%)
11.   Atheistic Paganist (78%)
12.   Iconoclast (78%)
13.   Weak Agnostic (78%)
14.   Confucianist (73%)
15.   Theravada Buddhist (73%)
16.   Ignosticist (71%)
17.   Objectivist (70%)
18.   Implicit Atheist (70%)
19.   Taoist (68%)

[Lexii, harbinger of chaos and sexual anarchy]

   1.    Jean-Paul Sartre (100%)             Views & ratings

   2.    Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (86%)             Views & ratings

   3.    David Hume (83%)             Views & ratings

   4.    Epicureans (76%)             Views & ratings

   5.    Thomas Hobbes (74%)             Views & ratings

   6.    Immanuel Kant (69%)             Views & ratings

   7.    Stoics (65%)             Views & ratings

   8.    Prescriptivism (63%)             Views & ratings

   9.    Nel Noddings (61%)             Views & ratings

   10.    Benedictus Spinoza (59%)             Views & ratings

   11.    Ayn Rand (43%)             Views & ratings

   12.    William of Ockham (43%)             Views & ratings

   13.    Cynics (42%)             Views & ratings

   14.    John Stuart Mill (38%)             Views & ratings

   15.    Jeremy Bentham (33%)             Views & ratings

   16.    Plato (30%)             Views & ratings

   17.    Aristotle (30%)             Views & ratings

   18.    Thomas Aquinas (29%)             Views & ratings

   19.    St. Augustine (29%)             Views & ratings

   20.    William James (6%)             Views & ratings

   21.    Jean-Jacques Rousseau (0%)             Views & ratings

[Cokeland Saxton]

1. Objectivist (100%)
2. Iconoclast (91%)            
3. Rationalist (84%)            
4. Secular Humanist (82%)         
5. Strong Atheist (76%)         
6. Transhumanist (76%)         
7. Ignosticist (75%)            
8. Freethinker (67%)            
9. Strong Agnostic (61%)         
10. Ethical Culturist (60%)            
11. Implicit Atheist (60%)            
12. Weak Agnostic (56%)            
13. Naturalistic Pantheist (52%)            
14. Atheistic Paganist (44%)            
15. Confucianist (44%)            
16. Deist (44%)
17. Unitarian Universalist (44%)
18. Taoist (27%)
19. Theravada Buddhist (26%)      

[satsuma]

1. Secular Humanist (100%)
2.Objectivist (96%)
3.Ethical Culturist (91%)
4.Rationalist (91%)
5.Transhumanist (91%)
6.Strong Atheist (83%)
7.Freethinker (76%)
8.Iconoclast (76%)
9.Strong Agnostic (76%)
10.Unitarian Universalist (76%)
11.Weak Agnostic (76%)
12.Deist (69%)
13.Ignosticist (69%)
14.Naturalistic Pantheist (69%)
15.Implicit Atheist (67%)
16.Confucianist (64%)
17.Theravada Buddhist (64%)
18.Taoist (62%)
19.Atheistic Paganist (55%)

I didn't expect Aristotle but these questions... philosophy is so hard to pin down really, taking a strong view on some of these questions would seem overconfident to me. I'm much more sure of atheism than I am of most things philosophers argue about.
1. Aristotle (100%)
2. Thomas Aquinas (86%)
3. Ayn Rand (81%)
4. Thomas Hobbes (75%)
5. Epicureans (65%)
6. Stoics (63%)
7. Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (63%)
8. Benedictus Spinoza (50%)
9. Cynics (50%)
10. Jean-Paul Sartre (49%)
11. John Stuart Mill (47%)
12. David Hume (47%)
13. Jeremy Bentham (47%)
14. St. Augustine (47%)
15. Plato (45%)
16. Immanuel Kant (45%)
17. William of Ockham (40%)
18. William James (36%)
19. Prescriptivism (19%)
20. Nel Noddings (14%)
21. Jean-Jacques Rousseau (1%)

[Kleine Scheiße]

1. Ethical Culturalist 100%
2. Naturalistic Pantheist 100%
3. Unitarian Universalist 100%
4. Taoist 95%
5. Theravada Buddhism 93%
6. Strong Agnostic 90%
7. Weak Agnostic 90%
8. Confucianist 83%
9. Atheistic Paganist 81%
10. Deist 81%
11. Freethinker 81%
12. Secular Humanist 74%
13. Ignosticist 72%
14. Transhumanist 72%
15. Implicit Atheist 65%
16. Rationalist 62%
17. Strong Atheist 62%
18. Iconoclast 44%
19. Objectivist 41%

1. Nietzsche 100%
2. Hume 85%
3. Hobbes 85%
4. Epicureans 84%
5. Spinoza 79%
6. Aquinas 79%
7. Aristotle 76%
8. Sartre 71%
9. Stoics 65%
10. Plato 63%
11. Bentham 52%
12. Mill 49%
13. Cynics 49%
14. Augustine 47%
15. James 44%
16. Kant 42%
17. Ockham 41%
18. Rand 34%
19. Prescriptivism 28%
20. Noddings 28%
21. Rousseau 0%

[Torie]

1.   Rationalist (100%)   

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   2.   Secular Humanist (98%)   

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   3.   Objectivist (97%)   

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   4.   Iconoclast (93%)   

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   5.   Strong Atheist (93%)   

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   6.   Strong Agnostic (85%)   

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   7.   Transhumanist (82%)   

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   8.   Implicit Atheist (81%)   

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   9.   Ethical Culturist (75%)   

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   10.   Freethinker (75%)   

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   11.   Ignosticist (75%)   

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   12.   Weak Agnostic (63%)   

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   13.   Naturalistic Pantheist (59%)   

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   14.   Deist (53%)   

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   15.   Confucianist (49%)   

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   16.   Atheistic Paganist (46%)   

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   17.   Unitarian Universalist (46%)   

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   18.   Taoist (45%)   

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   19.   Theravada Buddhist (37%)   

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

1. Theravada Buddhist (100%)
2. Taoist (94%)
3. Ethical Culturist (92%)
4. Naturalistic Pantheist (92%)
5. Unitarian Universalist (92%)
6. Deist (85%)
7. Freethinker (78%)
8. Strong Agnostic (78%)
9. Weak Agnostic (75%)
10. Secular Humanist (73%)
11. Atheistic Paganist (71%)
12. Confucianist (71%)
13. Ignosticist (64%)
14. Objectivist (46%)

I'm kind of drawn to Taoism, and I would probably become a theistic Taoist if I were to convert to any non-Christian religion (not that I ever plan to) but this is a neat quiz.

       1. Ayn Rand (100%)
 2. Jean-Paul Sartre (78%)
 3. Immanuel Kant (76%)
 4. Benedictus Spinoza (74%)
 5. Stoics (73%)
 6. John Stuart Mill (70%)
 7. Jeremy Bentham (66%)
 8. Prescriptivism (64%)
 9. Thomas Aquinas (64%)
 10. Cynics (59%)
 11. Epicureans (52%)
 12. Aristotle (49%)
 13. William of Ockham (49%)
 14. Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (49%)
 15. St. Augustine (45%)
 16. Nel Noddings (42%)
 17. Thomas Hobbes (39%)
 18. Plato (33%)
 19. David Hume (30%)
 20. William James (23%)
 21. Jean-Jacques Rousseau (0%)

     Still not happy with my top result.

Heh. Old PiT.

[John Dule]

Sectarianism is so ingrained in the human psyche that even atheists are apparently trying to co-opt it now. What a stupid premise for a quiz.

Having said that, here are my results.

Objectivist (100%)   
Strong Agnostic (87%)   
Iconoclast (80%)   
Rationalist (80%)   
Secular Humanist (75%)   
Implicit Atheist (73%)   
Deist (73%)   
Ethical Culturist (73%)   
Strong Atheist (73%)   
Transhumanist (73%)   
Weak Agnostic (73%)   
Unitarian Universalist (66%)   
Atheistic Paganist (59%)   
Freethinker (59%)   
Ignosticist (59%)   
Naturalistic Pantheist (52%)   
Confucianist (42%)   
Taoist (31%)   
Theravada Buddhist (22%)

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Other quiz, nothing really surprising again. But I'm surprised none of the early Protestants are included.

1. Thomas Aquinas (100%)
2. St. Augustine (95%)
3. William of Ockham (70%)
4. Aristotle (52%)
5. Plato (50%)
6. Stoics (39%)
7. Benedictus Spinoza (39%)
8. John Stuart Mill (37%)
9. Immanuel Kant (37%)
10. Cynics (35%)
11. Epicureans (34%)
12. Jean-Paul Sartre (32%)
13. William James (28%)
14. Nel Noddings (28%)
15. Jeremy Bentham (28%)
16. David Hume (26%)
17. Prescriptivism (23%)
18. Ayn Rand (22%)
19. Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (20%)
20. Thomas Hobbes (1%)
21. Jean-Jacques Rousseau (0%)

EDIT: Can't believe I overlooked Rand at 22% and Rousseau at 0%. Joke quiz.

[John Dule]

Also took the philosophers quiz. Much better.

Rand: 100
Hobbes: 92
Nietzsche: 86
Hume: 83

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

I am not Atheist I am Secular and the other side is Traditional, every religion and politics are defined as Secular or traditional there is no such thing as atheist  everyone believes there is a High Priest and portal to God or Heaven every religion and you don't have to be Christian to believe it, it's called prayer to Higher Power