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Democratic Primary

Governor Illiniwek (IL)
Congresswoman Peebs (NC)
Mayor Sprouts Farmers Market (PA)

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With the Constitution Party soaring to second party status, the Democrats and Republicans form a grand coalition, the Democrats split into two tickets in an attempt to throw the election to Congress, with Governor Crane being nominated by the West and Kentucky, while Debs is nominated everywhere else. It somehow works, due to the extremism of the Constitution nominee. South Dakota's happy farmers and Kentucky's Lean D are why Governor Crane won them.

Governor Thomas Jersey (C-NJ) / Senator Ted Cruz (C-TX) - 216
Senator Phoebe Debs (D-NC) / Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) - 202
Governor Corey Crane (D-WA) / Senator Jeff Merkley (D-OR) - 120

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Senator Corey Crane (D-WA) - 264
Congressman Barry Goldwater (R-CA) - 259
Congresswoman Emily Peebleton (I/D-NC) - 15
When Senator Crane is caught on a hot mic saying "fuck North Carolina, I hope that state burns in hell," the Democratic Party of North Carolina moves to drop Crane in favor of Congresswoman Peebleton, who originally detested the nomination but wins her home state. This proved to be Crane's undoing, as Goldwater won in the House.

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Democratic primary:

Senator Emily Peebleton (NC)
Senator Corey Crane (WA)
Governor Jake Jewvinivisk (NY)
Shortly after Governor Jewvinivisk won Iowa, a private investigator found that he had actually been born in Kekistan. Another notable fact found by a private investigator was that Senator Peebleton had a sex-change operation. When asked about the subject, Peebleton downplayed the fact with a simple "Who cares?" While the more culturally conservative Democrats voted for Crane out of protest, Angry TX Transgenders and Southern Blacks outweighed both them and voters in the West, who were Crane's original base.

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2020:

President Oswald Scholastic (R-OR) / Vice President Ray Fayette (R-IA) - 265
Governor Emily Peebleton (D-NC) / Senator Corey Crane (D-WA) - 263
Congressman Justin Cubert (D-MO) / Governor Jake Jewvinivisk (I-NY) - 10

Through unexplained methods, Scholastic failed to make the ballot in Missouri. Reluctant to let Peebleton win the state in a landslide, some Missourians wrote-in favorite son Justin Cubert instead. They were shocked to find that not only did Peebleton not break 80% in the state, but that in December, Cubert would somehow win the state by 19 votes, despite most write-ins dispersing throughout most other candidates, including Mickey Mouse, GEORGE ELMER PATAKI, & Knuckles. In two other shocking upsets, Peebleton won Texas due to angry TX transgenders and Scholastic eked out a win in his home state. Scholastic could have stopped the madness before it began. He could have gotten his name on the ballot. But he couldn't, he didn't, and now we're all paying the price.

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^4% PV margin? Good God, and I thought 2016's was bad...

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