Forum Elite Conspiracy Formal Declaration

[JohnFKennedy]

I, John F. Kennedy, Spokesperson of the elusive forum elite conspiracy, (sponsored by new DIET Pepsi) on behalf of our new Chairman (following a vicious coup); George Wallace's re-animated corpse, do hereby declare war on the breakaway Southerners seditious movement fronted by the Southern Alliance Party.

I am also delighted to announce that the guest speaker at this week's forum elite conspiracy meeting is the 1337 Mr Burns of Springfield discussing how to bend and shape mindless fools to your whims.

I am now obliged to deliver our own emancipation proclamation as the forum elite conspiracy pledges to do what it did 140 years ago, except this time we will emancipate anybody within the Southeast deemed sane, i.e. anyone who voted for Governor Dubya.

[KEmperor]

I am totally shocked by this declaration!

[ilikeverin]

I fell out of my seat when I read this!

[CheeseWhiz]

I support this 126%

[KEmperor]

I support this 126%

You don't add the tax, it's included.