Le Petit Atlasien (Republic of Atlasia Official News Source) - Deputy GM

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8 Executed in Wurstburg

Today marks the first time Paflagonia carried out death penalty since 1953. Eight accused "terrorists" (although none alleged to have been linked to the Conservagreen Brigades) were put to death hours after military tribunal passed it's verdict.

It was also the first time a terryfying Nailing Machine has been used since the reign of Emperor Engelbert XI in 1707.


Photo: A modernized "Nailing Machine", not used since 1707

[LLR]

Nailings, eh?

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Children Welfare Workers Killed By Johnengleists

Two children welfare workers were shot to death while attempting to inspect the conditions in Johnengleist fortified compound in Iowa. A deputy sheriff who escorted them is in hospital, stable condition.

There are estimated 200 children currently at the compound.

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Arizona Royalist Challenges the Government

Just at it seemed the movement went dead, councils of Graham and Greenlee Counties, Arizona, passed a joint resolution declaring Atlasian authority invalid and recognizig former GM Simfan as the rightful King Edward I Simfan of Arizona.

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The entire Atlasia had been evaporated in a devastating natural cataclysm. We can archive this board and move on with our lives.

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

The entire Atlasia had been evaporated in a devastating natural cataclysm. We can archive this board and move on with our lives.

Rough day?

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The entire Atlasia had been evaporated in a devastating natural cataclysm. We can archive this board and move on with our lives.

Rough day?

Hell yes.

[Enduro]

The entire Atlasia had been evaporated in a devastating natural cataclysm. We can archive this board and move on with our lives.

Rough day?

Hell yes.

Want a hug?

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The entire Atlasia had been evaporated in a devastating natural cataclysm. We can archive this board and move on with our lives.

Rough day?

Hell yes.

Want a hug?

Reporter for creepiness.

[LLR]

The entire Atlasia had been evaporated in a devastating natural cataclysm. We can archive this board and move on with our lives.

Rough day?

Hell yes.

Want a hug?

Reporter for creepiness.

Coming from you?

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Johnengleists Woves To Resist

Leader of the Johnengleist sect, Dwight Johnengleson made a fiery annoucement on the video he posted on youtube, pledging to resist any intrustion on the compound.

In the name of John Engle, the Eternal Governor of Iowa, food and words be with you.

Unless our opressors leave us alone let them know we'll make them drink poison, and that our sacred land will be their funeral stake.

Be Gone.


Dwight Johnengleson

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President's Foreign Tour Brings Mixed Results

President Leinad's foreign tour yielded mixed results. While he was rather warmly welcomed in Canada, with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau praising Atlasia's apparently successfull attempts on restarting, which brought relief to our northern neighbour, as Canada was understandably concerned with instability at their border.

However, the President meet with frosty reception in London, with prominent Bremain supporter alleging that Atlasia's outspoken willingness to enter into a common market with the UK made the Brexiters case easier. Former Deputy Prime Minister Lord Heseltine refused to attend any functions with President Leinad, calling him a "twat". Likewise many prominent Bremainers, both withing Tory and Labor parties, boycotted the visit.

Atlasians caused a great harm to the idea of European Britain and European unity, former Lord Chancellor Kenneth Clarke commented. And they must realize what they had done.

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Johnson Says "NO" To The Common Market Proposal

Just as President Leinad departed London, the British Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson remarked that he's opposed to the idea of Atlasian-UK Common Market proposal. We haven't decided to leave the European Union to become a part of the Atlasian Union, Mr. Johnson said.

It is no clear whether Johnson voiced his own opinion or he has a broader support among his ministerial colleagues. Prime Minister Theresa May had been noticeably silent on this.

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More S**t Is Hitting The Van

After little more than a week in office, Prime Minister Theresa May had resigned after what can be described only as a swift coup among the Conservative Parliamentary Party, conducted by the former Bremain supporter.

As a hilarious turn of events, the PP put forward Lord Heseltine as their candidate for "consensus, interim Prime Minister" until situation clarified. With the Labour reportedly reluctant to force the general election at present stage, Lord Heseltine is expected to be asked by the Queen to form the government.

[Clyde1998]

More S**t Is Hitting The Van

After little more than a week in office, Prime Minister Theresa May had resigned after what can be described only as a swift coup among the Conservative Parliamentary Party, conducted by the former Bremain supporter.

As a hilarious turn of events, the PP put forward Lord Heseltine as their candidate for "consensus, interim Prime Minister" until situation clarified. With the Labour reportedly reluctant to force the general election at present stage, Lord Heseltine is expected to be asked by the Queen to form the government.

A member of the House of Lords as Prime Minister? The Conservative popularity is going to be shattered, with an unelected official as their PM.

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Two Major Parties Splits... Hopelessly

(Note: I know some of you may see it as moving too rapidly with the events, but consider that one RL month is one Atlasian year)

One Nation Conservative Party: Currently the party in power. They're led temporarily by Kenneth Clarke, who's unlike the caretaker PM, the Lord Heseltine, is still in the Commons.

Unionist Conservative Party: Tory pro-Brexit right wing, led by dismissed Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson.

One Nation Conservative Party-May Faction: A small group of Theresa May supporters, who are pissed at both major block.

Labour Party: Led by Owen Smith, successfull in his challenge against Jeremy Corbyn.

Labour Tribune Party: Led by outset Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn.

Bolsover Hooligans: Pro-Brexit Labourities led by Dennis Skinner.

Social Democratic Party: David Owen is back and he's leading a brand "new" party with a whooping number of two members, aside of him.

New Labour Revivalist: A small, largely out of the Parliament, group of hopeless Blair fans.

SNP, LibDems, UKIP, DUP, UUP and Sinn Fein are still here.

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Weekly Unemployment Forecast

Nationwide: 4,8%

North: 4.3%
South: 4.9%
Fremont: 5.8%

A slight rise compared to the previous forecast.

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

Two Major Parties Splits... Hopelessly

(Note: I know some of you may see it as moving too rapidly with the events, but consider that one RL month is one Atlasian year)

One Nation Conservative Party: Currently the party in power. They're led temporarily by Kenneth Clarke, who's unlike the caretaker PM, the Lord Heseltine, is still in the Commons.

Unionist Conservative Party: Tory pro-Brexit right wing, led by dismissed Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson.

One Nation Conservative Party-May Faction: A small group of Theresa May supporters, who are pissed at both major block.

Labour Party: Led by Owen Smith, successfull in his challenge against Jeremy Corbyn.

Labour Tribune Party: Led by outset Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn.

Bolsover Hooligans: Pro-Brexit Labourities led by Dennis Skinner.

Social Democratic Party: David Owen is back and he's leading a brand "new" party with a whooping number of two members, aside of him.

New Labour Revivalist: A small, largely out of the Parliament, group of hopeless Blair fans.

SNP, LibDems, UKIP, DUP, UUP and Sinn Fein are still here.

Good Lord...

One thing's for sure, the next election is going to be fascinating.

[Clyde1998]

Two Major Parties Splits... Hopelessly

(Note: I know some of you may see it as moving too rapidly with the events, but consider that one RL month is one Atlasian year)

One Nation Conservative Party: Currently the party in power. They're led temporarily by Kenneth Clarke, who's unlike the caretaker PM, the Lord Heseltine, is still in the Commons.

Unionist Conservative Party: Tory pro-Brexit right wing, led by dismissed Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson.

One Nation Conservative Party-May Faction: A small group of Theresa May supporters, who are pissed at both major block.

Labour Party: Led by Owen Smith, successfull in his challenge against Jeremy Corbyn.

Labour Tribune Party: Led by outset Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn.

Bolsover Hooligans: Pro-Brexit Labourities led by Dennis Skinner.

Social Democratic Party: David Owen is back and he's leading a brand "new" party with a whooping number of two members, aside of him.

New Labour Revivalist: A small, largely out of the Parliament, group of hopeless Blair fans.

SNP, LibDems, UKIP, DUP, UUP and Sinn Fein are still here.

Good Lord...

One thing's for sure, the next election is going to be fascinating.

Could this fracturing of British politics make a SNP+Plaid plurality possible?

This will cause huge issues under FPTP elections; all these candidates for effectively the same party will lead to some hugely interesting results. Better get PR in quickly...

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Tragedy At The Movie Set

A double for an actor playing the Slenderman in upcoming movie by Enduro Films has been shot in a Canadian forrest, after trying to prank a local woodsmen with his slender mask. Police investigates.

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Tragedy At The Movie Set

A double for an actor playing the Slenderman in upcoming movie by Enduro Films has been shot in a Canadian forrest, after trying to prank a local woodsmen with his slender mask. Police investigates.

UPDATE: The previous report was incorrect, as Canadian police investigation showed. Due to production being moved out of Canada, it was just some local fool trying to prank armed woodsmen.

Nevertheless, Enduro Film stocks suffered a brief drop before this clarification.

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Could this fracturing of British politics make a SNP+Plaid plurality possible?

BREAKING NEWS: Another surprising gain for the SNP in Northern Irish constituency!

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Early results

SNP and Plaid sweps their respective constituent countries.


Scotland:

SNP: 59
Others: 0


Wales:

Plaid: 38
Labour: 1
One Nation Tory: 1


A wild vote-splitting occures in Northern Ireland, resulting in a surprise lead of the SDLP

SDLP: 7
DUP: 6
Sinn Fein: 3
UUP: 2

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United Kingdom general election, 2016 (snap)


One Nation Tory: 1
Labour: 1
Unionist Conservative Party:
Labour Tribune:
May Faction:
Bolsover: 1
LibDem:
SDP:
SNP: 59
Plaid Cymru: 38
SDLP: 7
DUP: 6
Sinn Fein: 3
UUP: 2
New Labour:
UKIP: 1

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Results:

Unionist Conservative Party: 230
Labour: 212
One Nation Tory: 111
SNP: 59
Plaid Cymru: 38
Labour Tribune: 25
May Faction: 23
LibDem: 12
SDLP: 7
DUP: 6
Sinn Fein: 3
SDP: 2
UUP: 2
New Labour: 1
UKIP: 1
Bolsover: 1