Who In Your Personal Life Would You Want Preet Bharara to Investigate?

[KingSweden]

Who, that you know (or know on Atlas), would you want pugnacious, aggressive US Attorney Preet Bharara to investigate and/or prosecute?

[Lyin' Steve]

Who, that you know (or know on Atlas), would you want pugnacious, aggressive US Attorney Preet Bharara to investigate and/or prosecute?

This guy I went to college with.  He was mad rich but a complete douche to everyone and acted like he owned all the girls.  Constantly interrupting conversations in public places to show off.  He had a bunch of different stories for how his family made their money and most of them didn't add up, I'd love to find out that they were doing some illegal sh**t.

[Virginiá]

Seriously?, as there seems to be a high likelihood that he is buying surplus amphetamines and LSD on the black market to fuel his aggressive pro-Trump campaign of terror on Atlas.

[Kingpoleon]

Dave Leip, in case I can find anything at all for Mr. Morden's coup for no reason.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Seriously?, as there seems to be a high likelihood that he is buying surplus amphetamines and LSD on the black market to fuel his aggressive pro-Trump campaign of terror on Atlas.

Acidheads for Trump!

[KingSweden]

I would have him investigate the tool I went to college with who kept drunk pictures of me printed from Facebook in a Manila envelope to show girls and who once took a sh**t in a Gatorade bottle and put it in my pillowcase. He's probably got at least one dead child buried under his porch, if not two.

[Virginiá]

I would have him investigate the tool I went to college with who kept drunk pictures of me printed from Facebook in a Manila envelope to show girls and who once took a sh**t in a Gatorade bottle and put it in my pillowcase. He's probably got at least one dead child buried under his porch, if not two.

What the hell? What happened between you two? That's a creepy level of dedication.

[Wells]

There's this one guy who says he takes drugs, but he never seems to be high. And another one who always seems high, but says he never takes drugs. Very suspicious.

[KingSweden]

I would have him investigate the tool I went to college with who kept drunk pictures of me printed from Facebook in a Manila envelope to show girls and who once took a sh**t in a Gatorade bottle and put it in my pillowcase. He's probably got at least one dead child buried under his porch, if not two.

What the hell? What happened between you two? That's a creepy level of dedication.

I'm not sure, honestly. I think he may be a sociopath. Strange guy. I dropped that frat after my freshman year and he was 90% of the reason why.

EDIT: Should add he is the only person in this world I still, legitimately, hold a grudge against.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I have this one cousin who's way richer than what her job ostensibly is would normally indicate.