Takeover of the Nerds II: Revamped, Redone, and Really Great!

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Sanchez/Con '16: Make America America Again!

Hell yeah, brother!

[Kingpoleon]

I repeat my question:

Are those famous people as Smith and Baer? They look a little familiar.

[LLR]

I repeat my question:

Are those famous people as Smith and Baer? They look a little familiar.

I have no idea. It came up on google images when I looked for "gay wedding"

[LLR]

2016 New Hampshire Primary

Republicans

Sunrise Steinberg 24%
Eric Sanchez 23%
Cath Con 16%
Sam Tander 14%
Ted Bessell 11%
Extreme Republican 9%
Tommy Volunteer 1%


What a surprise! What an upset! Sanchez's nomination wasn't so inevitable any more! Steinberg won New Hampshire! After being down by 6 in the polls...

And on and on went the pundits.

Drop-outs:
Tommy Volunteer

Maps:

Democrats


Adam Griffin 22%
Irwin Spear 15%
Timothy Dass 14%
Sean Gothic 12%
Antonio Velero 11%
Mike Wells 8%
Emily Pebs 7%
Xing Kerui 6%
T. S. Abyss 5%


Drop-outs:
T.S. Abyss
Xing Kerui

Roundup:
An extreme pileup for second enabled a big win for Griffin and led to the field being narrowed down to 7 candidates. Spear's second place finish was expected.

Map:

Thanks for reading! Comments are welcome.

[Wells]

Wow. My support doubled from IA --> NH. This is a great honor. We can still win.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

What's notable about the green counties that would imply I'd win pluralities there?

[LLR]

LLR, can you post Tommy Volunteer's concession/drop-out speech from New Hampshire! Thanks!

Thomas Volunteer could not be reached for comment, as he was [CENSORED]

 angry women.

[LLR]

What's notable about the green counties that would imply I'd win pluralities there?

The two on the Wisconsin border are because of your strength in Wisconsin - as it borders your home state. The ones in Southern Iowa were Huckabee/Santorum/Trump counties which were also strong for Ron Paul, which kind of seemed like a voting bloc that you'd be strong with. The one in New Hampshire is populated but rural and not batsh*t crazy like Coös, and thus preferred you over Santander.

[SATW]

Yaassss, NH, yasssss.

[LLR]

So for NV/SC I'm gonna do one post per party rather than one per state. Enjoy!

Nevada and South Carolina Primaries 2016

Republicans

South Carolina:

Eric Sanchez 28%
Extreme Republican 20%
Sam Tander 16%
Sunrise Steinberg 13%
Ted Bessell 12%
Cath Con 10%


Recap:
-Sanchez earned a comfortable win as Republican and Tander split the conservative vote.

Nevada:

Eric Sanchez 25%
Sunrise Steinberg 22%
Sam Tander 20%
Cath Con 13%
Extreme Republican 12%
Ted Bessell 8%


Drop-outs:
-Ted Bessell

Recap:
-A close race ended in Sanchez prevailing, thanks mostly to high Mormon support. All the other candidates vowed to continue on, but Sanchez appeared to have a lock on many of the southern states.

National Polls

Eric Sanchez 23%
Sunrise Steinberg 19%
Sam Tander 14%
Extreme Republican 14%
Cath Con 10%



Thanks for reading! Comments welcome! (Demoncrats coming in a second)

[LLR]

Nevada Caucus and South Carolina Primary 2016

Nevada

Antonio Velero 20%
Adam Griffin 18%
Sean Gothic 16%
Timothy Dass 15%
Irwin Spear 11%
Mike Wells 9%
Emily Pebs 8%


Drop-outs:
-Pebs

Recap:
-Regionalism leads to Velero winning

South Carolina:

Adam Griffin 31%
Sean Gothic 25%
Timothy Dass 15%
Mike Wells 12%
Antonio Velero 11%
Irwin Spear 7%


Drop-outs:
-Spear

Recap:
-Griffin and Gothic dominate, being in the south

Map:

National Polls

Adam Griffin 22%
Sean Gothic 20%
Timothy Dass 16%
Antonio Velero 14%
Mike Wells 11%



Thanks for reading! All comments welcome.

[LLR]

Third Party Nominations

Independent: Ken Poleon announced a bid, with his VP being Devon T. Centrist. He's doing decently in the polls

Libertarian: Daniel Leinad secured the nomination, and as a conciliatory gesture to second-place finisher Jesse Goldwater, gave him the vice presidential slot.

General Election Polling Average

Eric Sanchez 38%
Adam Griffin 35%
Daniel Leinad 7%
Ken Poleon 5%

[White Trash]

Those third party numbers are pretty impressive. The general will be mad interesting.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I am shocked that Mormons are voting for a pro-gay, anti-war Republican but me and Cathcon are going to make America America again so it's all cool.

[LLR]

I am shocked that Mormons are voting for a pro-gay, anti-war Republican but me and Cathcon are going to make America America again so it's all cool.

Who else would they vote for in that field?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Our campaign memorabilia will be indistinguishable from the douchey American flag tank top I wear to the beach. Because that's the point.

[LLR]

At darthebearnc's request and because of my own laziness, there will be no more county maps.


SUPER TUESDAY

Republicans

Super Tuesday brought about the first victories for Con and Republican, and a healthy amount of victories for Sanchez.

Drop-outs:
-Sam Tander
-Cath Con

If anyone would like specific results for a state (this goes for the Democrats too), ask me.

National Poll

Eric Sanchez 32%
Extreme Republican 24%
Sunrise Steinberg 22%


Democrats

Super Tuesday confirmed that the Democratic race was a two-way battle between Gothic and Griffin, though Velero's Western strength continued with a win in Colorado. Griffin took Vermont, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Virginia, Alabama, and his home states, while Gothic won the upper south and Texas.

Drop-outs:
-Timothy Dass
-Mike Wells

National Poll

Adam Griffin 34%
Sean Gothic 29%
Antonio Velero 19%



Thanks for reading! Comments welcome

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Did I win angry Massachusetts (South Boston) men?

[LLR]

Did I win angry Massachusetts (South Boston) men?

Angry Massachusetts Catholics, yes

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Also, I'm wondering what, in general, the candidates' coalitions are (not just ideology--but, if you can, ethnicities and income/education levels).

Surprised Griffin hasn't dominated, as he's practically built most state Democratic parties below the Mason-Dixon line by this point in time, no? Super delegates'll probably be in the bag for him, if anything.

[LLR]

Also, I'm wondering what, in general, the candidates' coalitions are (not just ideology--but, if you can, ethnicities and income/education levels).

Surprised Griffin hasn't dominated, as he's practically built most state Democratic parties below the Mason-Dixon line by this point in time, no? Super delegates'll probably be in the bag for him, if anything.

ChairmanSanchez: urban establishments, Cubans, Hispanics - Rubio-type
SunriseAroundTheWorld: suburban moderates and Jews - Kasich-type
ExtremeRepublican: religious right/Cruz-type white southern voters

Adam Griffin: African-Americans, Asian-Americans, liberals and non-southern moderates
SouthernGothic: white conservadems
Antonio V: Westerners and liberals, Hispanics

Hope this answers your question

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Is Antonio or Griff running more to the left?

[White Trash]

Also, I'm wondering what, in general, the candidates' coalitions are (not just ideology--but, if you can, ethnicities and income/education levels).

Surprised Griffin hasn't dominated, as he's practically built most state Democratic parties below the Mason-Dixon line by this point in time, no? Super delegates'll probably be in the bag for him, if anything.

ChairmanSanchez: urban establishments, Cubans, Hispanics - Rubio-type
SunriseAroundTheWorld: suburban moderates and Jews - Kasich-type
ExtremeRepublican: religious right/Cruz-type white southern voters

Adam Griffin: African-Americans, Asian-Americans, liberals and non-southern moderates
SouthernGothic: white conservadems
Antonio V: Westerners and liberals, Hispanics

Hope this answers your question

I'm rather surprised I don't have the Black vote.

[LLR]

Is Antonio or Griff running more to the left?

Tony

Also, I'm wondering what, in general, the candidates' coalitions are (not just ideology--but, if you can, ethnicities and income/education levels).

Surprised Griffin hasn't dominated, as he's practically built most state Democratic parties below the Mason-Dixon line by this point in time, no? Super delegates'll probably be in the bag for him, if anything.

ChairmanSanchez: urban establishments, Cubans, Hispanics - Rubio-type
SunriseAroundTheWorld: suburban moderates and Jews - Kasich-type
ExtremeRepublican: religious right/Cruz-type white southern voters

Adam Griffin: African-Americans, Asian-Americans, liberals and non-southern moderates
SouthernGothic: white conservadems
Antonio V: Westerners and liberals, Hispanics

Hope this answers your question

I'm rather surprised I don't have the Black vote.

Griffin's from Georgia, is a liberal, and has records of years fighting for the black community. You're some random governor who won Oklahoma and is supported by conservadems.

[White Trash]

Also, I'm wondering what, in general, the candidates' coalitions are (not just ideology--but, if you can, ethnicities and income/education levels).

Surprised Griffin hasn't dominated, as he's practically built most state Democratic parties below the Mason-Dixon line by this point in time, no? Super delegates'll probably be in the bag for him, if anything.

ChairmanSanchez: urban establishments, Cubans, Hispanics - Rubio-type
SunriseAroundTheWorld: suburban moderates and Jews - Kasich-type
ExtremeRepublican: religious right/Cruz-type white southern voters

Adam Griffin: African-Americans, Asian-Americans, liberals and non-southern moderates
SouthernGothic: white conservadems
Antonio V: Westerners and liberals, Hispanics

Hope this answers your question

I'm rather surprised I don't have the Black vote.

In this timeline, Antonio adopts two black children and Adam Griffin is black, so

Fair point.