It's time for this creature to be dealt with, fellow Atlasians. If we don't face it now, the consequences could be dire. My suggestions:
1. We shall outlaw the username "Emperor." Also, the word "Supreme" may only be used to modify the word "Court." ( If there are any Diana Ross fans, we can work something out.)
2. Anyone who says the "Atlas Forum Elite Conspiracy" is a joke shall be considered an enemy combatant and fully monitored. Deprogramming may be necessary and links to actual examples of jokes will be provided.
3. All oaths of Atlasians shall never be done in private.
4. Once a member has the required number of posts and properly registers, and has not been legally expelled from the forum, shall remain an active voter in Atlasia, and may participate in all elections for the area he/she resides. The term, "inactive member," an oxymoron, shall be banned from fantasy politics.
5. There is no official spokesperson, OR every antielitist is an official spokesperson. There is no chairman, vice chairman, secretary, treasurer. The anti-elitist shall have no official or unofficial organization at all.
6. We will fight for fairness, equality, and principles based on "one member, one equal vote."
7. Discrimination based on post numbers shall be a violation of one's civil rights. Intellectualism shall not be a requirement for participating in fantasy politics. We will live by the age-old creed "Every man a king; every man a Kevin."
8. Our theme song shall be "Signs" by The Five Man Electrical Band.
www.fivemanelectricalband.ca/signslyrics.htmlThere is no joining, do not PM me with your membership application, do not sign anything. Just do your part to make mediocrity a fine, fine thing to celebrate, here, there, and everywhere.
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