Wikileaks Atlasia

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Greetings,

In this thread we will reptint relevant content from the wikileks regarding Atlasia.


Your Loving GM

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From: Russian Embassy in Pyongyang
To: Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Moscow

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4. Kim Jong-un, who is secretly playing as "Kingpoleon" in the The Sword of Damocles of is extremely angered at Atlasian V.P. not posting any new developments. Sources fear this may futher worsen North Korean-Atlasian relations.

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[Kingpoleon]

From: Russian Embassy in Pyongyang
To: Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Moscow

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4. Kim Jong-un, who is secretly playing as "Kingpoleon" in the The Sword of Damocles of is extremely angered at Atlasian V.P. not posting any new developments. Sources fear this may futher worsen North Korean-Atlasian relations.

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You may think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.

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Here's a summary of some relevant content that was leaked.

1. North Korean regime is considering investing clandestinely in the recently established Enduro Films.
2. South Korean President Park Geun-hye and Japanese Prime Minister Shinzō Abe are both reportedly concerned that Atlasia, "weakened by the long crisis and now focused on the restart" cannot be trusted to honor her obligations toward Tokyo and Seoul. Two members of Abe's cabinet were said to propose that Japan will consider developing of nuclear weapons.
3. EU High Representative for Foreign Policy Federica Mogherini strongly criticized an apparent lack of any interest in foreign affairs displayed by President Leinad.
4. Russian President Vladimir Putin is likewise unimpressed with his Atlasian counterpart. "All that motherf**ker does is signing bill," the Kremlin strongman supposedly told one of his ministers.

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Why nothing mentioning me? You know TimTurner exists... Say something about me!

[Adam Griffin]

If you were as witty as I, then you'd call this "Atleaksia"

*At one point I planned to dump years of Atlasia-related IRC logs onto the forum as a "final solution"/MAD/burn the village event and was going to call it Atleaksia but never did