Someone proving they don't understand what "Speaker" means.
Um, Mr. President, I am technically also the House sponsor for this bill.
Ah, I see, sorry for that.
However, this:
sitting in some sleazy dive getting sloshed out of their minds, turning into alcoholics, working at minimum wage jobs for the rest of their lives, falling into a gutter someplace, freezing to death or dying of alcohol poisoning.
remains absurd. Drinking alcohol =/= becoming an alcoholic.
You guys realize that underage drinking exists already, correct? The government isn't a magic wand that allows you to keep bad things from happening.
Proposed amendment:
I don't believe section 3 is really necessary. You can't really subtract from federal laws, only add to them. Regions may still have higher minimum drinking ages, but they can't really have anything lower than 18.
That's not the original idea of the bill, though. It was supposed to set an upper and lower limit, and section 2 was added as a fallback in case the regions didn't set the law themselves--of course it could've been worded better.
Lastly, make sure the final text says "minimum age" and you don't accidently set the minimum wage to $18