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Senatorial candidate CheeseWhiz (picture above) has recently been heard talking backwards all over Atlasia and changed his name temporarily to CheeseYoda. We have found that the head of the Forum Elitist Conspiracy is a mystery man named “Yoda”
I, John F. Kennedy, former Senator for the Pacific Region and District Five, former President Pro Tempore of the Senate, former Defence and Security Secretary of Atlasia, former President and Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of Atlasia, hereby issue a decree forming the Forum Elite Conspiracy Caucus.
The Forum Elite Conspiracy Caucus is a sectional pressure group with the express intention of promulgating a better deal for the elite members of the forum. The Forum Elite Conspiracy Caucus will lobby members of the legislature and executive in an attempt to remove those who are not part of the forum elite from office and pass legislation to crack down on criticism of the Forum Elite.
The Forum Elite Conspiracy Caucus will establish new means of control. In the interests of keeping those who are not considered to be elite from expressing their views, the Forum Elite Conspiracy Caucus will lobby for the creation of an all pervasive "Big Brother" to monitor the ongoing actions of forum members to prevent dissent.
The Forum Elite Conspiracy Caucus is open for membership. All those interested in joining the Forum Elite Conspiracy Caucus should post their interest here, their suitability will be evaluated by the Dictatorial Chairman of the Forum Elite Conspiracy, Chairman Yoda whose identity is kept strictly secret, Justice Kennedy shall act on his behalf.
The Forum Elite Conspiracy Caucus denies the existence of a forum elite conspiracy. There is no substantial evidence to prove the existence of a conspiracy by the forum elite to seize and keep power. The Caucus feels that the accusations of elitism levelled against itself are baseless and unfounded, "Elite we are not, better we are" states Chairman Yoda.
The second bold part proves that the Dictatorial Chairman Yoda does talk backwards; which is what Cheese
Yoda has just started doing. So, the conclusion? CheeseWhiz, (or should I say Yoda,) orchestrated this whole conspiracy and has brought down many of Forum members.
Is this the man you want representing you in the Senate? We think not.
This is Darth Velveeta, signing off.
Note: since no opponent have I yet; have to attack myself, I do
