Exactly. Why run through the streets to play video games when you could be sitting at home playing video games, stuffing yourself with Doritos and cotton candy, washing the sticky-sweet mess down with a fizzy, teeth-rotting can of Mountain Dew?
It is both comical and pathetic that Pokemon Go has attracted so much derision not on account of its flaws - which it shares with virtually every video game that people waste their time playing - but its virtues, i.e. that it encouraged its players to be physically active, socialize with their neighbors, and spend time in public spaces.
Go back to playing flash games like Run the Jewels or Alfred Hitchcock's Birds until you develop bed sores, I guess. Just so long as you stay inside so that no one sees you doing it.
Exactly. I'm kinda done with Pokemon Go now, I think, though I might occasionally play it again, but it was fun while it lasted and it is better than couch-sitting.
