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« on: August 26, 2016, 05:58:46 PM »

People continue to ask questions about the health of Donald Trump, a morbidly-obese 70-year-old man who seems to only eat unhealthy fast food.

More breaking news today, as Trump's doctor revealed that he wrote the infamous letter of good health in just five minutes while a limo sent by Trump waited outside his office: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-doctor-wrote-health-letter-just-5-minutes-limo-waited-n638526?cid=sm_tw

What else is he hiding?
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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2016, 05:59:58 PM »

His hair turning orange definitively indicates some serious condition.
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« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2016, 06:07:35 PM »

His hair turning orange definitively indicates some serious condition.

liver malfunction, probably...although since he doesn't drink it wouldn't be cirrhosis. potentially hepatitis - a, b or c? we really need to have the media investigate this. his hair and skin seem to be more jaundiced as we progress through this campaign.
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« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2016, 06:16:05 PM »

His hair turning orange definitively indicates some serious condition.

His loss of motor function is preventing him from aiming his spray tan accurately.
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« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2016, 06:16:58 PM »

His hair turning orange definitively indicates some serious condition.

It's "I'm a clown running for president" syndrome.
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« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2016, 06:21:20 PM »

I feel love is in the air Grin
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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2016, 06:23:08 PM »

If Trump were in bad health it would increase the chances of me voting for him. I doubt I'm alone either.
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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2016, 06:27:55 PM »

I've heard from some very smart people that Donald Trump is in very poor health and that he's lying about his condition. I don't know, but look, he's very low energy, he keeps cancelling his rallies. I think we all know. Like I said, some experts  have told me these things, I mean look at his hair! That's a very clear sign of something, I think, so I think it's time we took a look at that.
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« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2016, 09:52:40 PM »

I've heard from some very smart people that Donald Trump is in very poor health and that he's lying about his condition. I don't know, but look, he's very low energy, he keeps cancelling his rallies. I think we all know. Like I said, some experts  have told me these things, I mean look at his hair! That's a very clear sign of something, I think, so I think it's time we took a look at that.
Just about every rally that has been canceled has been replaced with other events.

Trump was in Vegas today. I believe he goes to Washington State for some fundraising tomorrow and is staying on the West Coast (or will be back there) next Tuesday for something in Everett, Washington and then Phoenix, AZ. The Phoenix event that was "canceled" is actually being moved to a larger venue.

Hillary Clinton has nothing publicly scheduled until August 31st in Cleveland.

You can call Trump a lot of things, but a low-energy campaigner is not one of them.
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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2016, 10:09:21 PM »

I've heard from some very smart people that Donald Trump is in very poor health and that he's lying about his condition. I don't know, but look, he's very low energy, he keeps cancelling his rallies. I think we all know. Like I said, some experts  have told me these things, I mean look at his hair! That's a very clear sign of something, I think, so I think it's time we took a look at that.
Just about every rally that has been canceled has been replaced with other events.

Trump was in Vegas today. I believe he goes to Washington State for some fundraising tomorrow and is staying on the West Coast (or will be back there) next Tuesday for something in Everett, Washington and then Phoenix, AZ. The Phoenix event that was "canceled" is actually being moved to a larger venue.

Hillary Clinton has nothing publicly scheduled until August 31st in Cleveland.

You can call Trump a lot of things, but a low-energy campaigner is not one of them.

That's the gift the GOP has handed her on a silver platter. Were she running against a competent opponent like Kasich, I don't think she'd be leading and don't think this would be a particularly close race. But the Orange Man being her opponent allows her to sit back and (probably) win by being merely the adult in the room when it comes to nuclear weapons and not be seriously challenged on her merits as a candidate, which is unhealthy for democracy.
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« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2016, 10:16:56 PM »

I've heard from some very smart people that Donald Trump is in very poor health and that he's lying about his condition. I don't know, but look, he's very low energy, he keeps cancelling his rallies. I think we all know. Like I said, some experts  have told me these things, I mean look at his hair! That's a very clear sign of something, I think, so I think it's time we took a look at that.
Just about every rally that has been canceled has been replaced with other events.

Trump was in Vegas today. I believe he goes to Washington State for some fundraising tomorrow and is staying on the West Coast (or will be back there) next Tuesday for something in Everett, Washington and then Phoenix, AZ. The Phoenix event that was "canceled" is actually being moved to a larger venue.

Hillary Clinton has nothing publicly scheduled until August 31st in Cleveland.

You can call Trump a lot of things, but a low-energy campaigner is not one of them.

I was parodying Trump's style. Even I will admit that low-energy would not be a serious adjective.
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« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2016, 02:30:53 PM »

Donald Trump isn't morbidly obese or even fat
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« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2016, 02:35:01 PM »

In regards to Clinton having no rallies for the next few days, that is probably explained by the fact that she is fundraising like a machine.
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« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2016, 02:36:46 PM »

Donald Trump isn't morbidly obese or even fat
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« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2016, 02:40:41 PM »

Well, according to Donald Trump he is fat since he drinks diet coke. Because there has never been a thin person who drinks diet coke
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« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2016, 04:44:21 PM »

A few more taco bowls and he'll be fatter than his personal waiter, Chris Christie. 
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« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2016, 05:34:26 PM »

A few more taco bowls and he'll be fatter than his personal waiter, Chris Christie. 

LMAO!!!!!
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« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2016, 07:29:10 PM »

Funny thread, almost made me forget that the Democratic nominee is an overweight 70 year old grandmother who can't stand unassisted for longer than a few minutes at a time, requires regular naps throughout the day, is "often confused", and probably wears a colostomy bag.
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« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2016, 07:34:26 PM »

Hillary Clinton is of a healthy weight for a 68 year old woman.
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« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2016, 07:58:42 PM »

Funny thread, almost made me forget that the Democratic nominee is an overweight 70 year old grandmother who can't stand unassisted for longer than a few minutes at a time, requires regular naps throughout the day, is "often confused", and probably wears a colostomy bag.

I was wondering why this thread was reeking of dog sweat.
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« Reply #20 on: August 27, 2016, 07:59:35 PM »

Funny thread, almost made me forget that the Democratic nominee is an overweight 70 year old grandmother who can't stand unassisted for longer than a few minutes at a time, requires regular naps throughout the day, is "often confused", and probably wears a colostomy bag.

Trump could certainly use one of those with all that shiite coming out of his mouth.
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« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2016, 08:24:45 PM »

Funny thread, almost made me forget that the Democratic nominee is an overweight 70 year old grandmother who can't stand unassisted for longer than a few minutes at a time, requires regular naps throughout the day, is "often confused", and probably wears a colostomy bag.

Neither nominee is overweight (and I don't care about BMI- it is a stupid system, especially for men over six feet tall).  If either of them are considered fat, then I'm so obese I'll drop dead tomorrow (I'm just a standard tall and fat guy, about the size of a football offensive lineman).
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« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2016, 09:07:23 PM »

Trump's personal physician of 35 years didn't need to waste an hour thinking up what to write about our next president because he already knew that Trump was very healthy. This is a total non-issue and a distraction by the kool-aid drinkers who just want to distract everyone from crooked Hillary's health problems. The woman can't sit without being propped up and she can't even stand for long without support. And what about that seizure she was probably having? You people don't even want to talk about that! Because making up stories about Trump's health and mocking his weight (isn't that one of those isms you people love so much?) is way better.
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« Reply #23 on: August 27, 2016, 09:22:38 PM »

Donald's health is fine, in fact, it's probably the only part about him that's ok.
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« Reply #24 on: August 27, 2016, 09:26:03 PM »

Funny thread, almost made me forget that the Democratic nominee is an overweight 70 year old grandmother who can't stand unassisted for longer than a few minutes at a time, requires regular naps throughout the day, is "often confused", and probably wears a colostomy bag.

You really are a cretin if you believe that. If that's what your house is built on, I genuinely pity you.
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