WI: The following posters started a band

[Thunderbird is the word]

Say you have a band consisting of:
BRTD on guitar and the main songwriter
Virginia on lead vocals
TNvolunteer on bass
Sbowstalker on drums

Torie as the band's promoter and road manager. What happens?

[Grumpier Than Thou]

the thought of BRTD writing lyrics frightens me

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

the thought of BRTD writing lyrics frightens me

He'd be better at it than you.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu3TCsWlGzY

[Illiniwek]

Tour can't go to NH.

[Thunderbird is the word]

Snowstalker probably dies of a heroin overdose, or drunkenly drives his dad's Porsche into the hotel pool while on tour.

[LLR]

Horrible Band because I'm not in it.

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Torie on guitar and the main songwriter
TexasGurl on lead vocals
Hash on bass
Mr. Morden on drums
With Snowstalker as the band's promoter and road manager. What happens?

[Grumpier Than Thou]

the thought of BRTD writing lyrics frightens me

He'd be better at it than you.

Really? Have you read my lyrics at all, or are you just assuming because you're still 13 years old?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Snowstalker probably dies of a heroin overdose, or drunkenly drives his dad's Porsche into the hotel pool while on tour.

No doubt many a hotel attendant will have not-so-fond memories of the time(s) he let a $500 ham into the hotel!

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I'd imagine TNVol would get assaulted by female groupies after an argument at a New Hampshire concert gets out of control and he gets hit with a bottle.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

So what would the name of this band be?

I do kind of like the _________s band name trend, but most good ones are taking. "Valleys" is one that I like that hasn't been taken yet. Or "Ruins" though that's a bit too close to "Ruin", a Christian melodic hardcore band from Virginia. Also "Sidewalks". I also like Pokémon for band names...which ones would be good? Scyther? Gyarados? Chikorita?

I also always thought "Signs Following" would make a good band name.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

So what would the name of this band be?

I do kind of like the _________s band name trend, but most good ones are taking. "Valleys" is one that I like that hasn't been taken yet. Or "Ruins" though that's a bit too close to "Ruin", a Christian melodic hardcore band from Virginia. Also "Sidewalks". I also like Pokémon for band names...which ones would be good? Scyther? Gyarados? Chikorita?

I also always thought "Signs Following" would make a good band name.

Valleys is a metalcore band from North Carolina.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I also always thought "Signs Following" would make a good band name.

You know, you're not wrong.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

BRTD, how about "The Accents" or "The Wingnuts"?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

BRTD, how about "The Accents" or "The Wingnuts"?

No, no names that start with "The", unless it refers to something very abstract like "The Color Morale" or "The Ghost Inside"

and if you drop the "The" neither of those names really give what I'd be aiming for.

OK here's one that I don't think is taken yet: "Equations"

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Just remember: No Acronyms, No Numbers, No Prepositions, No Intentional Misspellings, and most importantly, No using the word Mister.

[Thunderbird is the word]

Wait until you see TN Volunteer's side project "Angry New Hampshire Women."