The 45th President will be a Baby Boomer.

[Figueira]

No Millennials are the BEST generation, hands down.

Weren't you born in Reagan's first term?

Millennials are 1980-2000.

Still, it's a little weird for someone on one of the outer edges of a cohort to be as much of a ride-or-die shill for it as BRTD is for Millennials. You don't generally hear people born in 1961 waxing rhapsodic about Baby Boomer Culture.

Caring that much about generational theory is silly anyway.

[Mr. Smith]

Opt 2.

Not because of generational hate, but because 65+ is just too damn old for the highest office. The first of 'em died within a month, the second got Alzheimer's and put this country into recession and started the most disturbing and sociopathic political ideology known to American Man.

We need more JFK's and Teddys and Bryans running.

[White Trash]

Why do we keep pretending that generational politics matter? Anyone who identifies as a "Millennial" or "Baby Boomer" is an idiot.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

No Millennials are the BEST generation, hands down.

Weren't you born in Reagan's first term?

Millennials are 1980-2000.

Still, it's a little weird for someone on one of the outer edges of a cohort to be as much of a ride-or-die shill for it as BRTD is for Millennials. You don't generally hear people born in 1961 waxing rhapsodic about Baby Boomer Culture.

Caring that much about generational theory is silly anyway.

Well, yes.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Why do we keep pretending that generational politics matter? Anyone who identifies as a "Millennial" or "Baby Boomer" is an idiot.

Okay, cool.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

No Millennials are the BEST generation, hands down.

Weren't you born in Reagan's first term?

Yes, but that still puts me pretty clearly in the Millennial category. I mean, I was in high school when 9/11 happened. And the first Presidential election I was eligible to vote in was also the first Presidential election Lena Dunham was eligible to vote in.

Besides I don't want anything to do with the generally pretty terrible Generation X.