What would happen if you wrote in "Hillary Rodham", perhaps as a feminist protest?
Or you wrote in Donald Drumpf, perhaps as an expression of German pride?
Anyway, back in the TX-22 election in 2006 after Tom DeLay left the seat, I remember there was a certain creative write-in referencing Republican candidate Shelley Sekula-Gibbs that I will elide since it includes a non-family-friendly term. As I recall it was counted as a vote for her. Something that names the candidate in a more straightforward if still unconventional fashion should be fine.