Open letter to the Atlas Forum

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Dear Friends,

I'm sure you've all heard shattering news that the champion of progressives, Doctor Professor Chairwoman Jill Stein, KGBE, had been declined her rightful place at the debates, where she and she alone could provide a progressive alternative to that evil corporate hag Killary KKKlinton.

I know Atlas' influence is limited, but WE HAVE TO SHOW OUR RIGHTEOUS ANGER!

I call upon all of you, body able posters, to open your window and yell something. Doesn't matter what. It's the action, not the words that counts.

Let's show the establishment we're not happy!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

It's pronounced Shillery Killtons and that is precisely what I just yelled out of my window and will later yell off the roof of my building.

YES!

TAKE DIRECT ACTION, PEOPLE!