Have you ever been to a convention? If so, what kind?

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Many (normal)

The big ones I've been to are:
National Black MBA Conference
CPAC
Canton Fair
Light + Building

I've also been to academic conferences at Penn State, Dartmouth, Michigan, the University of Denver, and Tel Aviv University, if they count.

No you haven't

We had a poster for many years who used Walter Mitty as a username, but I think it fits you better.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Cool, am I supposed to know who that is?

It's a well known literary reference. One would imagine that someone as accomplished as yourself would be aware of it. Curious.

Fundamentally the various details that you have claimed of your life do not stack up.

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I am many things but a Communist is most certainly not one of them.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Cool, am I supposed to know who that is?

It's a well known literary reference. One would imagine that someone as accomplished as yourself would be aware of it. Curious.

Fundamentally the various details that you have claimed of your life do not stack up.

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I am many things but a Communist is most certainly not one of them.

So much tumbleweed!