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Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.
Nathan
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« on: September 24, 2016, 03:08:35 PM »

Are you suggesting that an Atlas Forum poster is full of sh[Inks]?  Seems unlikely tbh
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« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2016, 09:42:30 PM »

Perhaps if I'd known him for longer I would have less respect for him,

You would.
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« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2016, 11:37:03 PM »
« Edited: September 25, 2016, 11:52:27 PM by Phyllis Dare, Secret Agent »

Sir Santander's Campaign

Santander got him a blue avatar
Trump's campaign for to support-a
To defeat Crooked Hillary (amirite? moar liek Killery),
Who, re: brown people, would not deport-a.

No errant poster ever came closer
Save perhaps Pingvin alone-o
To being a fascist (or even a Hashist
Though jaichind waxed near to that zone-o).

(Little did he know, Santander--oh!--no!
--That Trump was a media creation,
That, though he be high-energy, it was really just 'synergy'
To put over a scam on the nation.)

He believed in the Occident, surely no accident
(Though white girls' hands be streaked with henna),
And since he could rhyme, but not go back in time
To relieve the leaguer of Vienna,

He decided to make a persona so fake
To shock and awe old Atlas Forum,
And though we call for his head, let it never be said
That the issue with him involved boredom!

(I might write an alternative last verse if it turns out that Santander is not, in fact, a Walter Mitty.)
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Nathan
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« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2016, 12:14:47 AM »

this is pretty obviously a SvenssonRS sockpuppet, right

WHAT A TWIST

Atlas Forum. I live for this.
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Nathan
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« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2016, 05:07:46 PM »

OK, but even in that case, do we really need a witch hunt?

There's no witch hunt here.

Yes, there is a witch hunt, as there is with practically every one of the few conservative posters on this forum.  Threads are routinely made to ban outspoken conservatives, but not outspoken liberals.  Outspoken conservatives are muted or banned for just posting conservative views.

I for one am sick of it, and post less and less here as a result.

If you were paying any attention, you'd realize this has nothing to do with his political affiliations, and, rather, everything to do with his complete bullsh**t backstory, which indicated he may be a sock.

SATW asked him about a few of the conventions in the thread and he answered quite accurately.

Okay, taking that into consideration:

Rebuild of Sir Santander's Campaign 1.0: You Can (Not) Vote Trump

Santander got him a blue avatar
Trump's campaign for to support-a
To defeat Crooked Hillary (amirite? moar liek Killery),
Who, re: brown people, would not deport-a.

No errant poster ever came closer
Save perhaps Pingvin alone-o
To being a fascist (or even a Hashist
Though jaichind waxed near to that zone-o).

(Little did he know, Santander--oh!--no!
--That Trump was a media creation,
That, though he be high-energy, it was really just 'synergy'
To put over a scam on the nation.)

He believed in the Occident, surely no accident
(Though white girls' hands be streaked with henna),
And when midnight bells chime, he may go back in time
To relieve the leaguer of Vienna!

Though to some he's a pal, he would not take up Al,
Who challenged him on Atlas Forum,
And though he's a poltroon, perhaps it's a boon
That he contributes to our Trumpist quorum!
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