I am an American swing voter

[Alcon]

I thought this was clever

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Well, I thought it was clever.

[Intell]

Well, I thought it was clever.

This ^

I don't think people understand this thread.

[‼realJohnEwards‼]

Well, I thought it was clever.

This ^

I don't think people understand this thread.

Yeah... in all honesty it's pretty great

[ShamDam]

Well, I thought it was clever.

[ursulahx]

With the number of undecideds on the decline, I wonder how many of the people cited in the OP have made up their minds.

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

Well, I was a swing voter (live in a battleground state, regular voter, not convinced whether to vote third party, sit out the Presidential race, or hold my nose and vote for Hillary) and then the Republicans went and nominated Sniffy T Pussygrabber (although he was just regular Bigot Von Idiot-Boy the wanna-be Fuher back when I made up my mind) and my decision to vote Clinton was so easy it barely qualifies as a decision.

"Would your rather be on the bus that isn't going where you want? Or on the bus that isn't going where you want and where the driver is drunk, is waving a gun he likes to randomly shoot people with, is wearing a bomb vest, smokes and promises to soak me in gasoline along with the rest of the bus and passengers? And he also speeds and doesn't know how to drive.

"And there aren't any other buses available. It's get on one, or get on the other."