Would you rather live in a red light district or a suburb?

[they don't love you like i love you]

I'm not into middle aged housewives, the only ones you can find in a suburb.

What if they were hot, and were willing to pay you for sex?  It happens.

em, hot middle aged women? I can't think of any outside of a few celebrities.

You're basically suggesting I become a male prostitute, which I would not, although if there are any hot middle aged women who want younger guys for whatever reason I'll provide, although I think wanting to screw guys who could be your son is a little odd.

[dazzleman]

I'm not into middle aged housewives, the only ones you can find in a suburb.

What if they were hot, and were willing to pay you for sex?  It happens.

em, hot middle aged women? I can't think of any outside of a few celebrities.

You're basically suggesting I become a male prostitute, which I would not, although if there are any hot middle aged women who want younger guys for whatever reason I'll provide, although I think wanting to screw guys who could be your son is a little odd.

Dude, I'm kidding around.... But I do know of a guy who made out like a bandit on a cruise ship f**king 45-year old female passengers, most of whom were on the cruise with their husbands.

You know the scenario-- the marriage sucks, the husband is cheating, but why give up the nice house, the country club membership, etc.?  Better to stick with the marriage, and get your own action on the side, using your husband's money to pay for it.

There was actually a big article in the NY Times recently about suburban housewives who seduce men who are doing work on their homes.  Some of the men were interviewed about how they were propositioned by suburban housewives in very affluent neighborhoods.  It's kind of sad, really.

[Gabu]

How many sex crazed 21 year olds live in the suburbs?

Well, I'm 19, and I live in a suburb.  I'm not sex-crazed, though, so I guess I don't count.

[opebo]

What is a red-light district?

Prude Kramer has never left Arkansas.

I already live in a suburb and I like it here.  I like trees and lawns as scenery more than naked women, thanks.

Not to mention that naked women are available among the trees and lawns, if you know the right places to look.

dazzleman is a Peeping Tom!

[dazzleman]

I already live in a suburb and I like it here.  I like trees and lawns as scenery more than naked women, thanks.

Not to mention that naked women are available among the trees and lawns, if you know the right places to look.

dazzleman is a Peeping Tom!

HAHA!  Hardly, but I'm trying to make the point that the suburbs aren't devoid of sex.  A lot goes on under the cover of the idyllic surface.

BTW, this reminds me.  Did you ever see the "Married With Children" episode when there was a peeping tom in the neighborhood?  All the neighborhood women were upset about it but Peg, who kept getting undressed in front of the window with the blinds open, and was pissed off that she couldn't even get a peeping tom to look at her.  It was pretty funny.

[opebo]

Hah, yeah I bet that most of those miserably frustrated married types would in reality welcome a peeping tom.  I have never peeped of course, but a few times in various apartments I listened rather closely whilst neighbors had very loud sex.

In every case I thought it sounded like she was faking...

[Rob]

I already live in a suburb and I like it here.  I like trees and lawns as scenery more than naked women, thanks.

Prude.

[Huckleberry Finn]

Currently red light district. It would be interesting as variety. Normally I would prefer a decent suburb.

Seriously. London's Soho is a real red light district and in fact very nice place. A lot of excellent restaurants, pubs theaters, bookstores...

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Seriously. London's Soho is a real red light district and in fact very nice place. A lot of excellent restaurants, pubs theaters, bookstores...

Soho isn't exactly a typical red light district though

[opebo]

What is a red-light district?

Prude Kramer has never left Arkansas.

I've been to a lot of places outside Arkansas.  I don't think I have any desire to visit any of these hell-holes you have been describing.

Why?  Impotent?

[WalterMitty]

What is a red-light district?

Prude Kramer has never left Arkansas.

I've been to a lot of places outside Arkansas.  I don't think I have any desire to visit any of these hell-holes you have been describing.

Why?  Impotent?

umm i believe the kid is about 14.

i know that you dont think there is anything wrong with 14 year olds visiting prostitutes, but us prudes tend to look down upon that kind of behavior.

[Huckleberry Finn]

Seriously. London's Soho is a real red light district and in fact very nice place. A lot of excellent restaurants, pubs theaters, bookstores...

Soho isn't exactly a typical red light district though

I thought it would be only real red light district where I have been.

[Emsworth]

A suburb, of course.

[PBrunsel]

Suburb, I prefer not to get shot.

[Let's see the response to this one, shall we?]

[opebo]

Suburb, I prefer not to get shot.

[Let's see the response to this one, shall we?]

What do you mean by 'get shot'?  I don't see your reasoning here.

[bgwah]

Suburb, I prefer not to get shot.

[Let's see the response to this one, shall we?]

What do you mean by 'get shot'?  I don't see your reasoning here.

Perhaps he's referring to the facial he'll get when he hires a male prostitute because...PBRUNSEL IS GAY!

[Peter]

I've lived in a city centre in Oxford, and I can safely say that my sleep suffered. I much prefer home in that regard because I don't have noise into the ungodly hours of the morning.

[PBrunsel]

Suburb, I prefer not to get shot.

[Let's see the response to this one, shall we?]

What do you mean by 'get shot'?  I don't see your reasoning here.

Shot with a gun Einstein.

I fear high crime levels, and red Light Districts are not known as low-crime areas where you may not get shot.

[opebo]

Suburb, I prefer not to get shot.

[Let's see the response to this one, shall we?]

What do you mean by 'get shot'?  I don't see your reasoning here.

Shot with a gun Einstein.

I fear high crime levels, and red Light Districts are not known as low-crime areas where you may not get shot.

OH!  I didn't understand because as I think of a 'red light district' it is a low crime area in say the Netherlands or Thailand..  I don't really see any red light districts at all in the puritan United States.

[minionofmidas]

Oh, they are seedy areas all right. There's criminals there all right. But no murders that I can recall. Unlike quite a number of different milieus in this city.

[DanielX]

Why not have a red light district in a suburb?

I mean, Casselberry, Florida, is sort of like it (it's the strip-club capital of Florida; it's even got Macbeth in the Buff! ).

[Speed of Sound]

I mean, Casselberry, Florida, is...the strip-club capital of Florida.

*packs bags for Casselberry,Florida*

[KillerPollo]

I mean, Casselberry, Florida, is...the strip-club capital of Florida.

*packs bags for Casselberry,Florida*

FLORIDA ORANGES w00t!

[Speed of Sound]

I mean, Casselberry, Florida, is...the strip-club capital of Florida.

*packs bags for Casselberry,Florida*

FLORIDA ORANGES w00t!

love those Florida Oranges.

[they don't love you like i love you]

Why not have a red light district in a suburb?

I mean, Casselberry, Florida, is sort of like it (it's the strip-club capital of Florida; it's even got Macbeth in the Buff! ).

According to stripclublist.com there are only two stirp clubs in Casselberry