I met Bill Clinton today

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Sorry to kind of attention whore here, but I'm totally geeking out. I got to shake Bill Clinton's hand twice today after his rally at the University of Michigan-Flint. Took this picture of him after he moved further on down the line: http://imgur.com/hd5VtrU

I finally crossed off a huge line on my bucket list fairly early in life. Here's his full speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rva2kLSBAWY

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First thing I noticed was that his hands are even bigger than they look on TV. And his hands weren't shaking as much as they were at the DNC.

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I don't think he saw much more of me besides just my hand. He first tried to fist bump me as I was getting closer to his reach but he finally shook my hand. If I'd had more time with him, I would have told him that he came to my hometown on a train in 1996, but he was so late that he skipped his speech and waved to the crowd as he went by.

My parents brought 18-month-old me that day, and my dad was going to hand me to Clinton if he got he chance, but my mother was so protective of me that she wouldn't even let the President of the United States hold her son.