The Klartext Landfill for Absurd, Ignorant, and Deplorable Posts VI

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

14-year old yuppies would be the worst thing ever...if they actually existed.

As a Yuppie, I choose my fellow yuppies.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Good people don't decide to become police officers.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Just announced:

Dupont-Aignan would become Le Pen's PM, if she *somehow* wins.

The political death of Nicolas Dupont-Aignan. RIP

He got 5% in the first round, his best result yet. What else should we expect from him ? Becoming PM under Le Pen would be his career highlight and his best bet.

Anyway, it would be great to see a new Elabe poll. They were the best in round 1.

Well, Le Pen isn't going to win so he won't become Prime Minister and now everyone will associate him with the woefully unpopular Le Pen.

Trump wasn't supposed to win either.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Can we just put every single post Kal makes regarding moderation in here, including abusing the system and showing everyone who reported posts?  This isn't going well and it's not going to end well.

[RINO Tom]

Good people don't decide to become police officers.

Holy shlt, that's edgy.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Warren. At least she's not an out right communist left wing wanna be dictator liberal comrade Bernie

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

So... de-modding BK for what he did is okay.  But Kalwejt should be defended?

Sorry, Kal.. you should be de-modded.  And evergreen should be reinstated.

[This account no longer in use.]

So... de-modding BK for what he did is okay.  But Kalwejt should be defended?

Sorry, Kal.. you should be de-modded.  And evergreen should be reinstated.

[Attorney General, LGC Speaker, and Former PPT Dwarven Dragon]

Internal polls are often quite accurate

[MT Treasurer]

Internal polls are often quite accurate

Again, Wulfric doesn't know what he's talking about. It's not as if every internal poll (especially the ones that are being released by a campaign) are always wildly off. Obama's and Trump's internal polling were probably spot on for the most part. Or think of McCaskill, Tester and Heitkamp in 2012.

[Coolface Sock #42069]

Internal polls are often quite accurate

Again, Wulfric doesn't know what he's talking about. It's not as if every internal poll (especially the ones that are being released by a campaign) are always wildly off. Obama's and Trump's internal polling were probably spot on for the most part. Or think of McCaskill, Tester and Heitkamp in 2012.

Internal polls that are close to the final result are only so because the actual result happens to be friendlier to their candidate than the national independent polls project, not because of any type of superior methodology.

Internal polling is no more accurate than independent polling and is a whole lot more imprecise (biased) due to their tendency to be a few points too friendly to the candidate who hired them.

If an internal ends up close to the final result, great, but as a rule, they are not to be trusted.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

A bit late but Jesus f**k

When is the appropriate time to share my feelings? I feel as if I am in limerence. I really need to get this off my conscience.

You dont, make a physical move.

[Phony Moderate]

Internal polls are often quite accurate

Again, Wulfric doesn't know what he's talking about. It's not as if every internal poll (especially the ones that are being released by a campaign) are always wildly off. Obama's and Trump's internal polling were probably spot on for the most part. Or think of McCaskill, Tester and Heitkamp in 2012.

Internal polls that are close to the final result are only so because the actual result happens to be friendlier to their candidate than the national independent polls project, not because of any type of superior methodology.

Internal polling is no more accurate than independent polling and is a whole lot more imprecise (biased) due to their tendency to be a few points too friendly to the candidate who hired them.

If an internal ends up close to the final result, great, but as a rule, they are not to be trusted.

Bare in mind that most internal polling is never released. Internals that are bad or no better than the polling companies' numbers are not released.

[Attorney General, LGC Speaker, and Former PPT Dwarven Dragon]

I've stated to the limited audiences on #southernchat for a while now that I would vote Gianforte here because Quist is a Berniecrat. Now that the race is decided and Atlas can't blame the result on my posts, time to say it on here:

I endorse Gianforte for Congress.

So, uh, you endorsing the idea that people shouldn't retire because Noah worked until age 600, then?

Apparently endorsing a republican = thinking people should work until 600? What sort of nonsense is this?

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

It's more of a Gianforte thing than a Republican thing, I suppose.

[Attorney General, LGC Speaker, and Former PPT Dwarven Dragon]

Even if Gianforte is to the right of the typical R's, who cares? As a freshman member of congress you basically have to vote 100% of the time with Leadership to build up trust and get the committee assignments you want. In 2020 dems can try running someone who isn't a socialist by association and then I'll endorse that person.

[Confused Democrat]

A bit late but Jesus f**k

When is the appropriate time to share my feelings? I feel as if I am in limerence. I really need to get this off my conscience.

You dont, make a physical move.

I don't see the problem here. Spark said he was going to take his crush out to dinner, and I'm pretty sure Rjjr was telling him to be himself and go in for a kiss when the date ended.

What's wrong with that?

[Shameless Lefty Hack]

Even if Gianforte is to the right of the typical R's, who cares? As a freshman member of congress you basically have to vote 100% of the time with Leadership to build up trust and get the committee assignments you want. In 2020 dems can try running someone who isn't a socialist by association and then I'll endorse that person.

1) your deeply silly notion of what socialism is belongs in this thread, so thanks for posting it here. Now, if you can work on constraining it to this thread we'll be getting somewhere.
  
2) My question springs from a Gianforte quote that was discussed earlier in the thread. Which you would have known if you'd been following along instead of swooping in at a random moment to offer one of your highly sought after "endorsements," having apparently just Kingpoleon style googled Gianforte and discovering that his opponent had committed the capital offense of donating to a Presidential candidate who likes Medicare.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

A bit late but Jesus f**k

When is the appropriate time to share my feelings? I feel as if I am in limerence. I really need to get this off my conscience.

You dont, make a physical move.

I don't see the problem here. Spark said he was going to take his crush out to dinner, and I'm pretty sure Rjjr was telling him to be himself and go in for a kiss when the date ended.

What's wrong with that?

You don't make sudden physical moves on someone after a first date. Consent matters. People don't like being randomly forced into a kiss; unwanted intimate contact is really violating.

[Santander]

You don't make sudden physical moves on someone after a first date. Consent matters. People don't like being randomly forced into a kiss; unwanted intimate contact is really violating.

Nobody has ever liked being asked "Can I kiss you?"

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

You don't make sudden physical moves on someone after a first date. Consent matters. People don't like being randomly forced into a kiss; unwanted intimate contact is really violating.

Nobody has ever liked being asked "Can I kiss you?"

Being asked about it on the first date  isn't a turnoff, and it's definitely better then just doing it. Something  I forgot to add is that this wasn't a romantic date he was talking about, it was a platonic hangout.

[Santander]

You don't make sudden physical moves on someone after a first date. Consent matters. People don't like being randomly forced into a kiss; unwanted intimate contact is really violating.

Nobody has ever liked being asked "Can I kiss you?"

Being asked about it on the first date  isn't a turnoff, and it's definitely better then just doing it. Something  I forgot to add is that this wasn't a romantic date he was talking about, it was a platonic hangout.

I admit I did not know the full context, since I just ignore anything Spark posts.

[Virginiá]

I don't know, I think it depends. If I don't want to kiss, I'd prefer I be asked so I can decline. If I do want to kiss, I don't want to negotiate this exchange of spit. I just want to be kissed.

Suffice to say if someone goes to kiss me and I don't want it, I'll just move away and say no thanks and let it be that.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I don't know, I think it depends. If I don't want to kiss, I'd prefer I be asked so I can decline. If I do want to kiss, I don't want to negotiate this exchange of spit. I just want to be kissed.

Suffice to say if someone goes to kiss me and I don't want it, I'll just move away and say no thanks and let it be that.

There's only one proper way of dealing with that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmPO_nzJ18k

[This account no longer in use.]

After all the violence imparted by the Brownshirt left, I'd say this guy's actions are relatively minor.