The Klartext Landfill for Absurd, Ignorant, and Deplorable Posts VI

[Joe Republic]

I don't understand british comedy.

[Figueira]

Note: DC could have also left out the "here" and it still would have been a bad post.

That remark about being a liberal at 20 and a conservative at 40 seems relevant here.

[‼realJohnEwards‼]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the left is now using STRIPPERS as accusations against trump....give it a break already, the elections over right? So why are we now getting strippers to come out say they were offered money or sexually abused by Trump, hilarious.

Edit: Not a Stripper.......a PORN star LOL.....can't make this stuff up at this point. Next they will have a guy come out and say he was sexually harassed by Trump. Give it a rest already, the public aren't fools, you wanted the best bang for your buc with this story you have two or three woman come out not 11 or what 12 now?! And now we have a porn star coming out, literally can only laugh at this point.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

Nah.  I'll come home when this ticket is sent packing after a terrible defeat.

The next ticket will be just as deplorable.  Welcome to the new Republican nightmare.  Fortunately, we have a party that does represent GOP values.  They're called "Democrats."

43% of your primary voters voted for a socialist; you're on crack, friend.

[Coolface Sock #42069]

Nah.  I'll come home when this ticket is sent packing after a terrible defeat.

The next ticket will be just as deplorable.  Welcome to the new Republican nightmare.  Fortunately, we have a party that does represent GOP values.  They're called "Democrats."

43% of your primary voters voted for a socialist; you're on crack, friend.

This is just a fact (except the crack part, I'm assuming). Socialism is not "GOP values".

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

Nah.  I'll come home when this ticket is sent packing after a terrible defeat.

The next ticket will be just as deplorable.  Welcome to the new Republican nightmare.  Fortunately, we have a party that does represent GOP values.  They're called "Democrats."

43% of your primary voters voted for a socialist; you're on crack, friend.

This is just a fact (except the crack part, I'm assuming). Socialism is not "GOP values".

a. sanders isn't a socialist
b. your false equivalence between sanders-style social democracy and trump's literal fascism is bad and wrong

[Coolface Sock #42069]

Too many people take our federal republic, democratic institutions, and our status as a free, self-governing people for granted, it seems.  We have long forgotten what it was like to be ruled by despots....  

We will remember that, if Clinton wins.

Only if Hillary is elected we will sink into anarchy. If the chief executive is someone who is breaking the law how can they enforce it?

I need to up my standards for posts that belong in the bad post gallery. This is from like 5 minutes browsing the 2016 board.

No, you don't. It's just that there are a ton of bad posts in that board.

[heatcharger]

Neither candidate addresses this matter adequately; if they did, they'd by down by 20 points and 47 states.

The key, I would think, is to reduce and eliminate the deficit.  Such a step would reduce the percentage of GDP that interest on the debt is.  

This, by the way, might actually be something the parties could agree on.

Either he really means what he's saying, or he doesn't have a clue about what the government budget looks like. Scary either way.

[Figueira]

Nah.  I'll come home when this ticket is sent packing after a terrible defeat.

The next ticket will be just as deplorable.  Welcome to the new Republican nightmare.  Fortunately, we have a party that does represent GOP values.  They're called "Democrats."

43% of your primary voters voted for a socialist; you're on crack, friend.

This is just a fact (except the crack part, I'm assuming). Socialism is not "GOP values".

a. sanders isn't a socialist
b. your false equivalence between sanders-style social democracy and trump's literal fascism is bad and wrong

To be absolutely fair, I don't think that's a "false equivalence" so much as a statement that Sanders does not represent GOP values.

[DavidB.]

I don't understand british comedy.

How is that an awful/bigoted/ignorant etc. post? Not everyone has to like British comedy.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

I don't understand british comedy.

How is that an awful/bigoted/ignorant etc. post? Not everyone has to like British comedy.

Dude. Just, dude.

[Green Line]

I don't understand british comedy.

How is that an awful/bigoted/ignorant etc. post? Not everyone has to like British comedy.

Dude. Just, dude.

Sorry, I should know better than to let my intense anti-British hatred come out.

But I stand by it, British comedy is crap.

[White Trash]

I don't understand british comedy.

How is that an awful/bigoted/ignorant etc. post? Not everyone has to like British comedy.

Dude. Just, dude.

Sorry, I should know better than to let my intense anti-British hatred come out.

But I stand by it, British comedy is crap.

While I disagree, I respect your courage in saying that. There seems to be an internet-wide circle jerk over British comedy.

[LLR]

I don't understand british comedy.

How is that an awful/bigoted/ignorant etc. post? Not everyone has to like British comedy.

Dude. Just, dude.

Sorry, I should know better than to let my intense anti-British hatred come out.

But I stand by it, British comedy is crap.

I'm not saying you're wrong, but Numberwang

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I don't understand british comedy.

How is that an awful/bigoted/ignorant etc. post? Not everyone has to like British comedy.

Dude. Just, dude.

Sorry, I should know better than to let my intense anti-British hatred come out.

But I stand by it, British comedy is crap.

I'm not saying you're wrong, but Numberwang

Who cares? Stop this ceaseless nonsense.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

I don't understand british comedy.

How is that an awful/bigoted/ignorant etc. post? Not everyone has to like British comedy.

Dude. Just, dude.

Sorry, I should know better than to let my intense anti-British hatred come out.

But I stand by it, British comedy is crap.

I mean, some just need to have a laugh track to know when something is funny.

[LLR]

A false equivalence like this one should go here...

Guys, calm down! I think the OP just wanted to advert in a satirical way to the arrogance genuine homophobes exhibit every day. His avatar is a green one, plus he's from Alaska, thus he can't be homophobic.

"Ignorant" category, methinks.

[#TheShadowyAbyss]

So...at work today, my boss made it public who he is voting for, my boss is Chinese and is voting for TRUMP and basically called us Hillary and Stein supporters idiots...fun day.

We'll deport him last when we win.

[Santander]

So...at work today, my boss made it public who he is voting for, my boss is Chinese and is voting for TRUMP and basically called us Hillary and Stein supporters idiots...fun day.

We'll deport him last when we win.

I seriously do not understand how anyone could have a problem with this post.

[LLR]

So...at work today, my boss made it public who he is voting for, my boss is Chinese and is voting for TRUMP and basically called us Hillary and Stein supporters idiots...fun day.

We'll deport him last when we win.

I seriously do not understand how anyone could have a problem with this post.

It's a joke made in slightly poor taste. Personally, I think it's funny, but some people see a Santander post and, for whatever reason, assume it's verbatim what you mean to say. Lighten up, folks.

[SWE]

So...at work today, my boss made it public who he is voting for, my boss is Chinese and is voting for TRUMP and basically called us Hillary and Stein supporters idiots...fun day.

We'll deport him last when we win.

I seriously do not understand how anyone could have a problem with this post.

It's a joke made in slightly poor taste. Personally, I think it's funny, but some people see a Santander post and, for whatever reason, assume it's verbatim what you mean to say. Lighten up, folks.

Maybe if he wasn't actually an open white supremacist people would be less inclined to take something like that at face value?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I'm more and more inclined to agree with Al that Santander's persona... just doesn't seem too genuine.

[Green Line]

So...at work today, my boss made it public who he is voting for, my boss is Chinese and is voting for TRUMP and basically called us Hillary and Stein supporters idiots...fun day.

We'll deport him last when we win.

I seriously do not understand how anyone could have a problem with this post.

It's a joke made in slightly poor taste. Personally, I think it's funny, but some people see a Santander post and, for whatever reason, assume it's verbatim what you mean to say. Lighten up, folks.

Lighten up? Is the Pope Catholic?

[they don't love you like i love you]

Donald Trump (R-NY) / Michael Pence (R-IN) - 300 EVs, (47.1%)
Hillary Clinton (D-NY) / Tim Kaine (D-VA) - 238 EVs, (48.4%)
Gary Johnson (L-NM) / William Weld (L-MA) - 0 EVs, (4%)
Evan McMullin (I-UT) / Mindy Finn (I-TX) - 0 EVs, (1.1%)
Jill Stein (G-MA) / Ajamu Baraka (G-IL) - 0 EVs, (0.3%)

My gut says Trump will now win. I think MN, NH, & PA are a bit bold. and could easily go for Clinton.

But let me explain:

MN- Dissatisfied with Obamacare, Midwestern, progressive (They won't fall for Hillary), and White.
PA- Turnout will be high in the Pittsburgh metropolitan area and Central PA, while Trump will win a few counties (Bucks, Lehigh, & Luzerne) in the East. Turnout will be lower in Philadelphia and among AAs overall. This should be enough for Trump to flip the state.
NH- White, Hillary's primary loss, and just my own intuition. I'll probably be wrong on this one though.

Utah will be close and I think Trump will narrowly win the state against McMullin & Clinton splitting the vote enough.

[they don't love you like i love you]

Yeah main reason why I included it. I live in the progressive heart of Minnesota which he appears to think will go for Trump and "won't fall for Hillary" to which I can only retort "lol".