The Klartext Landfill for Absurd, Ignorant, and Deplorable Posts VI

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I think the sassy chip in the Jerrybot is malfunctioning. Better call Apple.

Or it's finals week and I really don't have time for racists like you or douchbags like Cathcon.

Not familiar with traditional spelling, but I believe it's "douchebag".

In all honesty, sounds like stress is getting the best of you.

[JerryArkansas]

I think the sassy chip in the Jerrybot is malfunctioning. Better call Apple.

Or it's finals week and I really don't have time for racists like you or douchbags like Cathcon.

Not familiar with traditional spelling, but I believe it's "douchebag".

In all honesty, sounds like stress is getting the best of you.

Or all the spelling I used are ones used as well. 

And thanks for your concern.  Coming from someone like you is really something.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I think the sassy chip in the Jerrybot is malfunctioning. Better call Apple.

Or it's finals week and I really don't have time for racists like you or douchbags like Cathcon.

Not familiar with traditional spelling, but I believe it's "douchebag".

In all honesty, sounds like stress is getting the best of you.

Yeah his posts sound like my mother at the peak of her alcoholism right before she'd start screaming and slapping me in the Publix checkout line.

[Cassius]

Oh just ing shut up

[JerryArkansas]

I think the sassy chip in the Jerrybot is malfunctioning. Better call Apple.

Or it's finals week and I really don't have time for racists like you or douchbags like Cathcon.

Not familiar with traditional spelling, but I believe it's "douchebag".

In all honesty, sounds like stress is getting the best of you.

Yeah his posts sound like my mother at the peak of her alcoholism right before she'd start screaming and slapping me in the Publix checkout line.

You really have had a sh**t life haven't you.  is that why you have to troll.  To get the attention that you always needed as a child?

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

I think the sassy chip in the Jerrybot is malfunctioning. Better call Apple.

Or it's finals week and I really don't have time for racists like you or douchbags like Cathcon.

Not familiar with traditional spelling, but I believe it's "douchebag".

In all honesty, sounds like stress is getting the best of you.

Yeah his posts sound like my mother at the peak of her alcoholism right before she'd start screaming and slapping me in the Publix checkout line.

You really have had a sh**t life haven't you.  is that why you have to troll.  To get the attention that you always needed as a child?

Oh just ing shut up

Seriously. I'm typing this 5:40 my time because I have a really early class. Why are you up at 5(your tme)

[JerryArkansas]

I think the sassy chip in the Jerrybot is malfunctioning. Better call Apple.

Or it's finals week and I really don't have time for racists like you or douchbags like Cathcon.

Not familiar with traditional spelling, but I believe it's "douchebag".

In all honesty, sounds like stress is getting the best of you.

Yeah his posts sound like my mother at the peak of her alcoholism right before she'd start screaming and slapping me in the Publix checkout line.

You really have had a sh**t life haven't you.  is that why you have to troll.  To get the attention that you always needed as a child?

Oh just ing shut up

Seriously. I'm typing this 5:40 my time because I have a really early class. Why are you up at 5(your tme)

I went to bed at 9 last night and woke up at 4:30.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I think the sassy chip in the Jerrybot is malfunctioning. Better call Apple.

Or it's finals week and I really don't have time for racists like you or douchbags like Cathcon.

Not familiar with traditional spelling, but I believe it's "douchebag".

In all honesty, sounds like stress is getting the best of you.

Yeah his posts sound like my mother at the peak of her alcoholism right before she'd start screaming and slapping me in the Publix checkout line.

You really have had a sh**t life haven't you.  is that why you have to troll.  To get the attention that you always needed as a child?

Why would I want that? That sounds like too much attention if you ask me. It's actually rather embarrassing. As is your meltdown.

[JerryArkansas]

I think the sassy chip in the Jerrybot is malfunctioning. Better call Apple.

Or it's finals week and I really don't have time for racists like you or douchbags like Cathcon.

Not familiar with traditional spelling, but I believe it's "douchebag".

In all honesty, sounds like stress is getting the best of you.

Yeah his posts sound like my mother at the peak of her alcoholism right before she'd start screaming and slapping me in the Publix checkout line.

You really have had a sh**t life haven't you.  is that why you have to troll.  To get the attention that you always needed as a child?

Why would I want that? That sounds like too much attention if you ask me. It's actually rather embarrassing. As is your meltdown.

What meltdown.  Calling out the Nazi and asking someone who is a douchebag frat boy to stop correcting me is a meltdown?  You need to check your definition is that is so.

[Kingpoleon]

Context: word association game

shotgun

Which is associated with:

Fun

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

I think the sassy chip in the Jerrybot is malfunctioning. Better call Apple.

Or it's finals week and I really don't have time for racists like you or douchbags like Cathcon.

Not familiar with traditional spelling, but I believe it's "douchebag".

In all honesty, sounds like stress is getting the best of you.

Yeah his posts sound like my mother at the peak of her alcoholism right before she'd start screaming and slapping me in the Publix checkout line.

You really have had a sh**t life haven't you.  is that why you have to troll.  To get the attention that you always needed as a child?

Why would I want that? That sounds like too much attention if you ask me. It's actually rather embarrassing. As is your meltdown.

What meltdown.  Calling out the Nazi and asking someone who is a douchebag frat boy to stop correcting me is a meltdown?  You need to check your definition is that is so.

Are you okay?

[JerryArkansas]

I think the sassy chip in the Jerrybot is malfunctioning. Better call Apple.

Or it's finals week and I really don't have time for racists like you or douchbags like Cathcon.

Not familiar with traditional spelling, but I believe it's "douchebag".

In all honesty, sounds like stress is getting the best of you.

Yeah his posts sound like my mother at the peak of her alcoholism right before she'd start screaming and slapping me in the Publix checkout line.

You really have had a sh**t life haven't you.  is that why you have to troll.  To get the attention that you always needed as a child?

Why would I want that? That sounds like too much attention if you ask me. It's actually rather embarrassing. As is your meltdown.

What meltdown.  Calling out the Nazi and asking someone who is a douchebag frat boy to stop correcting me is a meltdown?  You need to check your definition is that is so.

Are you okay?

Yeah.  Why?  I know I shouldn't respond to Sanchez but the dude it an unabashed racist.  I don't take kindly to people like that, why I call him out on all his sh**t.  And Cathcon is just a douche, which is something I also don't like.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

I think the sassy chip in the Jerrybot is malfunctioning. Better call Apple.

Or it's finals week and I really don't have time for racists like you or douchbags like Cathcon.

Not familiar with traditional spelling, but I believe it's "douchebag".

In all honesty, sounds like stress is getting the best of you.

Yeah his posts sound like my mother at the peak of her alcoholism right before she'd start screaming and slapping me in the Publix checkout line.

You really have had a sh**t life haven't you.  is that why you have to troll.  To get the attention that you always needed as a child?

Why would I want that? That sounds like too much attention if you ask me. It's actually rather embarrassing. As is your meltdown.

What meltdown.  Calling out the Nazi and asking someone who is a douchebag frat boy to stop correcting me is a meltdown?  You need to check your definition is that is so.

Are you okay?

Yeah.  Why?  I know I shouldn't respond to Sanchez but the dude it an unabashed racist.  I don't take kindly to people like that, why I call him out on all his sh**t.  And Cathcon is just a douche, which is something I also don't like.

I agree that Sanchez is awful, but I'm not sure what your beef is with Cathcon, but regardless, you seem to be getting way too worked up about this.  It's just an obscure internet forum.

[JerryArkansas]

I think the sassy chip in the Jerrybot is malfunctioning. Better call Apple.

Or it's finals week and I really don't have time for racists like you or douchbags like Cathcon.

Not familiar with traditional spelling, but I believe it's "douchebag".

In all honesty, sounds like stress is getting the best of you.

Yeah his posts sound like my mother at the peak of her alcoholism right before she'd start screaming and slapping me in the Publix checkout line.

You really have had a sh**t life haven't you.  is that why you have to troll.  To get the attention that you always needed as a child?

Why would I want that? That sounds like too much attention if you ask me. It's actually rather embarrassing. As is your meltdown.

What meltdown.  Calling out the Nazi and asking someone who is a douchebag frat boy to stop correcting me is a meltdown?  You need to check your definition is that is so.

Are you okay?

Yeah.  Why?  I know I shouldn't respond to Sanchez but the dude it an unabashed racist.  I don't take kindly to people like that, why I call him out on all his sh**t.  And Cathcon is just a douche, which is something I also don't like.

I agree that Sanchez is awful, but I'm not sure what your beef is with Cathcon, but regardless, you seem to be getting way too worked up about this.  It's just an obscure internet forum.

This isn't getting worked up.  It is responding to the crap they post.  I don't see how it can be read any other way.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I think the sassy chip in the Jerrybot is malfunctioning. Better call Apple.

Or it's finals week and I really don't have time for racists like you or douchbags like Cathcon.

Not familiar with traditional spelling, but I believe it's "douchebag".

In all honesty, sounds like stress is getting the best of you.

Yeah his posts sound like my mother at the peak of her alcoholism right before she'd start screaming and slapping me in the Publix checkout line.

You really have had a sh**t life haven't you.  is that why you have to troll.  To get the attention that you always needed as a child?

Why would I want that? That sounds like too much attention if you ask me. It's actually rather embarrassing. As is your meltdown.

What meltdown.  Calling out the Nazi and asking someone who is a douchebag frat boy to stop correcting me is a meltdown?  You need to check your definition is that is so.

Are you okay?

Yeah.  Why?  I know I shouldn't respond to Sanchez but the dude it an unabashed racist.  I don't take kindly to people like that, why I call him out on all his sh**t.  And Cathcon is just a douche, which is something I also don't like.

I agree that Sanchez is awful, but I'm not sure what your beef is with Cathcon, but regardless, you seem to be getting way too worked up about this.  It's just an obscure internet forum.

This isn't getting worked up.  It is responding to the crap they post.  I don't see how it can be read any other way.

You're on your second page of sniping about this.

[JerryArkansas]

I think the sassy chip in the Jerrybot is malfunctioning. Better call Apple.

Or it's finals week and I really don't have time for racists like you or douchbags like Cathcon.

Not familiar with traditional spelling, but I believe it's "douchebag".

In all honesty, sounds like stress is getting the best of you.

Yeah his posts sound like my mother at the peak of her alcoholism right before she'd start screaming and slapping me in the Publix checkout line.

You really have had a sh**t life haven't you.  is that why you have to troll.  To get the attention that you always needed as a child?

Why would I want that? That sounds like too much attention if you ask me. It's actually rather embarrassing. As is your meltdown.

What meltdown.  Calling out the Nazi and asking someone who is a douchebag frat boy to stop correcting me is a meltdown?  You need to check your definition is that is so.

Are you okay?

Yeah.  Why?  I know I shouldn't respond to Sanchez but the dude it an unabashed racist.  I don't take kindly to people like that, why I call him out on all his sh**t.  And Cathcon is just a douche, which is something I also don't like.

I agree that Sanchez is awful, but I'm not sure what your beef is with Cathcon, but regardless, you seem to be getting way too worked up about this.  It's just an obscure internet forum.

This isn't getting worked up.  It is responding to the crap they post.  I don't see how it can be read any other way.

You're on your second page of sniping about this.

Because people keep the damn thing going.  I was going to let it die, but no, others wanted to keep it alive and keep probing the issue.

[White Trash]

Nuke this thread.

[JerryArkansas]

Nuke this thread.

Please.

[Cassius]

Shut up Arkansas you illiterate feckhead.

[Kingpoleon]

Shut up Arkansas you illiterate feckhead.

...
(In all seriousness, anti-Southernism and stereotypes like illiteracy are offensive.)

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Shut up Arkansas you illiterate feckhead.

...
(In all seriousness, anti-Southernism and stereotypes like illiteracy are offensive.)

Stop. This is in no way what he was saying. Just knock it off.

[JerryArkansas]

Shut up Arkansas you illiterate feckhead.

How about a no uptight twit.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

So is Jerry going to let this go or not?

[Cassius]

So is Jerry going to let this go or not?

Not until he receives the big dose of HDCV that he so clearly needs.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

Can everyone stop bickering and return to adding bad posts from other threads to the gallary?