The Klartext Landfill for Absurd, Ignorant, and Deplorable Posts VI

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I don't understand british comedy.

How is that an awful/bigoted/ignorant etc. post? Not everyone has to like British comedy.

Dude. Just, dude.

Sorry, I should know better than to let my intense anti-British hatred come out.

But I stand by it, British comedy is crap.

I'm not saying you're wrong, but Numberwang

Who cares? Stop this ceaseless nonsense.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

3-17 days of fighting before the PRC surrenders.  Depends on how long they want to get their ass handed to them.

It would be the other way around.

The rare instance where both posts in a quote chain belong in the Landfill

What's so bad about the post.  I just posted that I think it was more likely that the opposite would be true.

I believe posts that are stupid and based in post election pouting tend to get filed under "absurd" or "ignorant."

The only stupid posts on this forum come from the racists and nazi's like you.

*Nazis

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

3-17 days of fighting before the PRC surrenders.  Depends on how long they want to get their ass handed to them.

It would be the other way around.

The rare instance where both posts in a quote chain belong in the Landfill

What's so bad about the post.  I just posted that I think it was more likely that the opposite would be true.

I believe posts that are stupid and based in post election pouting tend to get filed under "absurd" or "ignorant."

The only stupid posts on this forum come from the racists and nazi's like you.

*Nazis

I really don't give a sh**t.  Go drink at a frat party instead of correcting people's grammar on the Internet.

*fraternity

And... It's 5:30 PM on a Monday!

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I think the sassy chip in the Jerrybot is malfunctioning. Better call Apple.

Or it's finals week and I really don't have time for racists like you or douchbags like Cathcon.

Not familiar with traditional spelling, but I believe it's "douchebag".

In all honesty, sounds like stress is getting the best of you.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Abortion should be safe, legal, and encouraged, if not mandatory for immature teenage girls who are driving up our poverty rate.

You beat me to it. I don't even have words for that. Mandatory abortions...

The cause of most problems in today's society is the fact that stupid people are allowed to breed. In fact, they're fast out-pacing non stupid people. Most issues we have today, including viral videos, welfare families, victimhood mentalities, and most hate issues are simply the chickens coming home to roost. I think you ought to have to get a license to have a child, and you have to pass the same tests as you do to adopt a child. Nobody hears about an alcoholic, heroin-addicted, non-functioning junkie being granted custody of a child, and yet that tramp is allowed to pop out a kid.

Yeah, life is literally Idiocracy.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Someone really hates Kentucky, don't they?

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I mean, I see the problem with the rest, but what's wrong with fried chicken-eating?

Identity politics. Having grown up and lived all of my life around such people, I don't deny possessing a bias against them in general. That doesn't mean all people who eat fried chicken are bad (to me), only that those in that general thuggish culture are.

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I'm hungry for heart attack diet now
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Hey buddy, you're the Arkansan.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

It's the Kardashian-ization of politics - putting the focus on oneself rather than on the advocated issue.

I've come to realize that narcissism is the defining feature of our postindustrial societies. Examples abound - including, obviously, the President-elect.

How would it have gone any other way?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

What does "unaffiliated" actually mean? Like, if you go to church at times but you're not a member of it yet you do self-ID as a certain denomination, are you considered to be unaffiliated?

Anyway, great to see quite some Congresspeople don't want to come out regarding their irreligiosity. It should not be normalized or promoted.

F**king disgusting.

Isn't an important part of atheism a rejection of trying to evangelize and convert others?

This person is claiming atheism is bad and atheists being seen as normal people is bad.

Sociologically, he has a point...

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

In general, liberal democracy and communism share the sorry feature of creating circumstances that allow for the rise of fascism, but in different ways. Liberal democracy serves as the staging ground--both electorally and socially--while communism provides both a convenient foil, and a convenient point of mobilization. Looks like the Doom of Man is everyone's fault; surprise, surprise.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I was born without culture

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

This place shouldn't have any more Democrat mods.  Obama is out of office.

-That's truly an awesome one. Are there any Republican mods (other than that other R-MI)?

You are the other R-MI, and y'ain't no mod.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

No, he hasn't. He's fine. You not liking his views doesn't make him a bad poster.

This is basically the "I put posts in here that I disagree with" thread.

Isn't that what this is for?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

We going full Neitzsche? That ain't conservatism, buddy.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Been called many, many things on this site, but being called a socialist truly belongs in the funny post archive, LMFAO.

-You're not the dude who renamed this thread, dude. You're just a RINO. Antonio has an S picture.

Believe it's called an "avatar".

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

It's called a picture. I'm pretty sure.

-You're supposed to add a hyphen when replying.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I support this bill on a men's rights basis, not on a "pro-life" (a meaningless word these days) basis.

-Better argument than the usual.

You don't need to emphasize the fact that you despise all life (and not in the cool, edgy "I woke up and hated myself today" way, either).

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I support this bill on a men's rights basis, not on a "pro-life" (a meaningless word these days) basis.

-Better argument than the usual.

You don't need to emphasize the fact that you despise all life (and not in the cool, edgy "I woke up and hated myself today" way, either).

What's the non-edgy way? I'm curious.

I was being facetious. My style of affected misanthropy differs from Whathisface's in ways that I am unwilling to tolerate, simply put.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Eating meat should definitely be disincentivized by the government.

MAKE VEGANISM THE LAW, STONE THE MEAT EATERS

I've heard economic/environmental arguments for this.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Freedom governments (red) and horrible governments (blue):

WTH is this? IRAN, Iraq, and Syria are Freedom Governments? What in the world makes them Freedom Governments? This is from a self-proclaimed right-winger?

Lithuania and the Baltics are Horrible Governments??

"Oh, well, the Baltics have discriminatory citizenship policies against people that are only there as a result of an ethnic colonization scheme by a country that should have never controlled them in the first place, so they're obviously on par with Saudi Arabia and worse than Iran!"

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Oh puhhh-leeezz Santander there is nothing wrong with that post. Stop using this thread for benign posts you simply don't like.

The idea that every student, regardless of their interests and talents, should be forced to take engineering for two years is pretty stupid imo.

I'm perhaps more confused by the fact that math requirements go only up to Algebra 2, which as I understand it, is unchanged from what it is now, yet he thinks he's gonna turn kids into STEMbots. I took Algebra 2 in tenth grade.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I tend to interpret smilo' posts as less "trolling" or comedy (intended or otherwise), and rather as a decisive imposition of his preferred world on the present reality.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Name it after this loser.

This link randomly brought me to Cathcon's page and I have absolutely no idea how that happened and it really confused me for a minute.

SWE confirmed as Cathcon sock.

Strange. It of course linked me to my profile, but the url indicates that it assuredly would. I was unaware that either A) I had a sock; or B) was so hated by TN Volunteer.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Outside of the largely gay and/of socially inept world of Atlas, girls still expect guys to make the first move and most certainly don't consider you a violator if it doesn't work out, LMFAO.

This brings me back to the ol' undergrad days where someone else made the first move like three times. God Bless.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Outside of the largely gay and/of socially inept world of Atlas, girls still expect guys to make the first move and most certainly don't consider you a violator if it doesn't work out, LMFAO.

This brings me back to the ol' undergrad days where someone else made the first move like three times. God Bless.

Nothin' better than a fine lookin' lady making the first move.

In my case, this had to be true, as I was too socially lazy/sexually timid to ever do anything for myself.

Outside of the largely gay and/of socially inept world of Atlas, girls still expect guys to make the first move and most certainly don't consider you a violator if it doesn't work out, LMFAO.

This is extremely far from the truth for most young American men. I don't doubt that there are some social circles in which what you say is the case, but it's also true that many men have poor social skills and fail to notice women who make advances, or don't like the women who actually approach them enough to pay attention to them in that way, or are extremely unattractive to women on account of appearance or behavior.

No doubt true as well.