Which of the following should be legal? (the MaC poll)

[MaC]

simple yes or no will do.

breathing
eating after 9pm
swimming within 30 minutes of eating
killing somebody else for sh!ts and giggles
beating your wife (or husband)
robbing a bank
smuggling immigrants in from another country
slavery
fag burning
buying flowers for a non gift-giving purpose
possessing tuna in a 12 ounce can
cheering for a basketball team that isn't a home  team

[Gabu]

breathing - Yes, unless it's Sunday.
eating after 9pm - No, punishment is hanging.
swimming within 30 minutes of eating - No, punishment is hanging.
killing somebody else for sh!ts and giggles - Only if you swear that you really wanted to do it.
beating your wife (or husband) - Only if your wife is ugly.
robbing a bank - Only if you're on welfare.
smuggling immigrants in from another country - Sure, why not.
slavery - Only if the slaves are white.
fag burning - YES
buying flowers for a non gift-giving purpose - Absolutely not, flowers are an endangered species.
possessing tuna in a 12 ounce can - No, punishment is hanging.
cheering for a basketball team that isn't a home  team - No, punishment is telling the other team that you cheered for them.

[CheeseWhiz]

Breathing – No, under no circumstances AT ALL
eating after 9pm – Yes, of course
swimming within 30 minutes of eating – Noooooo!  It’s impossible!  You can’t do that!
killing somebody else for giggles – No
beating your wife (or husband) - No
robbing a bank – Yes, of course
smuggling immigrants in from another country – Hey, if they can fit themselves into your suitcase, I say let them in.
slavery – YES!!!  Except now, the blacks will enslave whites, mwahahahaha!!!
fag burning – I don’t see any reason why people want to burn their fat (P.S. you misspelled fat)
buying flowers for a non gift-giving purpose – SCANDALOUS!!!!!!!!!11!1!!
possessing tuna in a 12 ounce can – Nope, only 13 can ounces.
cheering for a basketball team that isn't a home  team – Yes, it should be illegal to root for the home team.

[KillerPollo]

breathing - yes

eating after 9pm - NO

swimming within 30 minutes of eating - Neup

killing somebody else for sh!ts and giggles - only if the person is consenting

beating your wife (or husband) - see above response

robbing a bank - w/ a comically misshapen carrot

smuggling immigrants in from another country - Canada? YES!

slavery - Only if the person is consenting

fag burning - OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH YYYEEAAAAAAAAAHHH!

buying flowers for a non gift-giving purpose - sure?

possessing tuna in a 12 ounce can - How much is 12 oz? in metric?

cheering for a basketball team that isn't a home  team - SAAAN ANNNNNTOOOOONIIOOOOO!!!

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

YES

[Filuwaúrdjan]

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