D&D stats for the candidates?

[TDantuono]

if Trump/Pence and Clinton/Kaine were characters in Dungeons & Dragons, what would their alignment and stats be?

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

trumpkin (dwarf rogue lv10)
alignment: chaotic evil
STR 8 — DEX 5 (stubby little fingers) — CON 8 — INT 12 — WIS 11— CHA 16

michael of penceton (human cleric lv8)
alignment: lawful evil
STR 10 — DEX 9 — CON 12 — INT 13 — WIS 12 — CHA 7

hiláryë celentoniël (elf wizard lv16)
alignment: true neutral
STR 7 — DEX 11 — CON 9 — INT 18 — WIS 11 — CHA 10

timwise kainegee (halfling bard lv8)
alignment: neutral good
STR 9 — DEX 13 — CON 11 — INT 12 — WIS 13 — CHA 18