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Tender Branson
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« on: November 18, 2016, 12:51:15 PM »
An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, "I am Stephen Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, "I am the newly-elected U.S. President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "My girl, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The little girl said, "That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest President took my schoolbag."

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« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2016, 03:33:47 PM »
Tremendous.
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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2016, 03:43:03 PM »
I have a joke! How many loudmouthed, borderline offensive, spray-tanned, pervy, obnoxious, ostentatious, and cartoonish mascots for shadowy international real estate conglomerates does it take to beat Hillary Clinton? One. Because she's a loser.
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« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2016, 04:14:55 PM »
Quote from: Victorious Deplorable on November 18, 2016, 03:43:03 PM
I have a joke! How many loudmouthed, borderline offensive, spray-tanned, pervy, obnoxious, ostentatious, and cartoonish mascots for shadowy international real estate conglomerates does it take to beat Hillary Clinton? One. Because she's a loser.

Boooo....

Tell a better one.
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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2016, 07:47:57 PM »
I've heard many different variations of this joke, including one about Howard Dean and George W. Bush.
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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2016, 08:09:07 PM »

LOL!
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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2016, 08:23:53 PM »
We, here in Portugal, joke that Hillary Clinton will be sworn in as President because she finished second.  Wink Grin
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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2016, 09:07:39 PM »
The joke is not funny because Donald Trump IS the smartest President in American history.
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« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2016, 09:33:57 PM »
Quote from: Ljube on November 18, 2016, 09:07:39 PM
The joke is not funny because Donald Trump IS the smartest President in American history.


What a ridiculous statement.
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« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2016, 09:49:11 PM »
Quote from: Mike88 on November 18, 2016, 08:23:53 PM
We, here in Portugal, joke that Hillary Clinton will be sworn in as President because she finished second.  Wink Grin
It's funny, because the person who actually came in second will be sworn in.
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« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2016, 09:58:50 PM »
Quote from: BuckeyeNut on November 18, 2016, 09:49:11 PM
Quote from: Mike88 on November 18, 2016, 08:23:53 PM
We, here in Portugal, joke that Hillary Clinton will be sworn in as President because she finished second.  Wink Grin
It's funny, because the person who actually came in second will be sworn in.
Well, that's true. Smiley But, the joke is for another reason.
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« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2016, 11:15:21 PM »
This is the only joke I ever heard my father tell.  When he told it, the smartest man in the world was Henry Kissinger.
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« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2016, 11:24:31 PM »
Quote from: Victorious Deplorable on November 18, 2016, 03:43:03 PM
I have a joke! How many loudmouthed, borderline offensive, spray-tanned, pervy, obnoxious, ostentatious, and cartoonish mascots for shadowy international real estate conglomerates does it take to beat Hillary Clinton? One. Because she's a loser.

"borderline"?
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« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2016, 01:17:14 AM »
Stephen Curry is far from the best basketball player, he has horrible temperament.
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« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2016, 10:48:55 AM »
Haha. The punchline is that he died.
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« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2016, 11:24:17 AM »
Hey. Then you get the guy you really wanted.
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« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2016, 02:50:00 PM »
So it's less a joke and more a story with a happy ending.
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« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2016, 05:28:40 PM »
This joke is told in Germany since the early 1970th. Itīs include the U.S.-president, the soviet/russian ruler. the german chancellor, the pope ans a student. It`s always the chancellor who gets the short stick.
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« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2016, 07:48:15 PM »
Quote from: BuckeyeNut on November 18, 2016, 09:49:11 PM
Quote from: Mike88 on November 18, 2016, 08:23:53 PM
We, here in Portugal, joke that Hillary Clinton will be sworn in as President because she finished second.  Wink Grin
It's funny, because the person who actually came in second will be sworn in.

And that means that the joke is really on the Democrats.  Smiley
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