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« on: November 30, 2016, 02:19:06 PM »
MY KING IS ALIVE Purple heart Purple heart Purple heart
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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2016, 03:33:19 PM »
No, Barron Trump is the second coming of Christ according to One Corinthians and Revelation.

Donald Trump will turn 70 years, 7 months, and 7 days on his first full day in office signalling the beginning of the end.

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As we also know thanks to Update, there are 7 trumpets that will signal the end of times, and on the 7th Trump, the Kingdom of God is revealed through the chosen sinless child after six increasingly disastrous wake-up calls.
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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2016, 03:35:43 PM »
I think it's also important to point out that there are seven Trumps in the immediate family...

Donald
Melania
Donald Jr.
Ivanka
Eric
Tiffany
Barron

So many sevens!



Interesting times we live in.  All this 'winning'.
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« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2016, 03:39:53 PM »
No. He's just the greatest American politican since WWII.
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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2016, 04:25:57 PM »
Quote from: Voter #652 on November 30, 2016, 03:39:53 PM
No. He's just the greatest American politican since WWII.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
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« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2016, 05:18:28 PM »
Jesus Sanders was prosecuted and crucified by the DNC, but he forgave his oppressors and even campaigned for them.

Voters forgive them for they know not what they do.
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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2016, 05:29:06 PM »
Bernie is to politics what Seth MacFarlane is to animated comedy.
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« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2016, 05:30:23 PM »
Quote from: Honest Abe on November 30, 2016, 05:22:51 PM
Quote from: The GM on November 30, 2016, 05:18:28 PM
Jesus Sanders was prosecuted and crucified by the DNC, but he forgave his oppressors and even campaigned for them.

Voters forgive them for they know not what they do.

Yes guyz lets phonebank for Barnie!111"!!!!!


They were so pathetic during the primaries they probably started wifebanking to get more people to vote for Bernie Sanders.
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« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2016, 05:42:23 PM »
Quote from: Voter #652 on November 30, 2016, 05:29:06 PM
Bernie is to politics what Seth MacFarlane is to animated comedy.

How dare you insult your king...
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« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2016, 09:49:58 PM »
You'd think he was based on how much he was worshipped by his supporters. Half my friends were always screaming, Bernie is my shepherd, I shall not want!
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« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2016, 11:06:11 PM »
Quote from: RINO Tom on November 30, 2016, 05:42:23 PM
Quote from: Voter #652 on November 30, 2016, 05:29:06 PM
Bernie is to politics what Seth MacFarlane is to animated comedy.

How dare you insult your king...

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Quote from: Wolverine22 on November 30, 2016, 09:49:58 PM
You'd think he was based on how much he was worshipped by his supporters. Half my friends were always screaming, Bernie is my shepherd, I shall not want!

What's your other friend's name (the one who isn't BRTD)?
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« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2016, 11:47:34 PM »
Quote from: Enduro on November 30, 2016, 04:25:57 PM
Quote from: Voter #652 on November 30, 2016, 03:39:53 PM
No. He's just the greatest American politican since WWII.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
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« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2016, 12:18:54 AM »
He's Jewish and he's white (and so was Jesus based on some paintings).  I don't see how he couldn't be.
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« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2016, 04:28:07 AM »
Quote from: Voter #652 on November 30, 2016, 05:29:06 PM
Bernie is to politics what Seth MacFarlane is to animated comedy.

Blasphemy. Onto the stoning ground with you.
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« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2016, 08:21:36 AM »
Quote from: Voter #652 on November 30, 2016, 03:39:53 PM
No. He's just the greatest American politican since WWII.
Stuff like this makes me like him less and less.
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« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2016, 10:59:37 AM »
Quote from: Senator Scott on December 01, 2016, 12:18:54 AM
He's Jewish and he's white (and so was Jesus based on some paintings).  I don't see how he couldn't be.

He's a Jewish carpenter.
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« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2016, 06:48:34 PM »
Quote from: Voter #652 on November 30, 2016, 05:29:06 PM
Bernie is to politics what Seth MacFarlane is to animated comedy.

Bernie killed politics?
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« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2016, 07:53:04 PM »
Quote from: Senator Scott on December 01, 2016, 12:18:54 AM
He's Jewish and he's white (and so was Jesus based on some paintings).  I don't see how he couldn't be.

I sincerely hope you're joking.
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« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2016, 08:46:25 PM »
Who?
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« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2016, 10:06:28 PM »
Quote from: LLR on December 02, 2016, 07:53:04 PM
Quote from: Senator Scott on December 01, 2016, 12:18:54 AM
He's Jewish and he's white (and so was Jesus based on some paintings).  I don't see how he couldn't be.

I sincerely hope you're joking.



(Of course I am.)
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« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2016, 10:18:43 AM »
I thought opebo was his king.
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« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2016, 10:32:43 AM »
Quote from: LLR on December 02, 2016, 07:53:04 PM
Quote from: Senator Scott on December 01, 2016, 12:18:54 AM
He's Jewish and he's white (and so was Jesus based on some paintings).  I don't see how he couldn't be.

I sincerely hope you're joking.

Jesus.
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