I don't think I've ever heard somebody say Happy Holidays in my life
Never in your life? Jesus H. Christ. Don't you people have holidays over there? I suppose you do, but they aren't meant to be happy. Stiff upper lip. Keep calm and carry on and all that.
Well, you really need to let loose. Have a happy holiday, old top. There, now you have heard it. Or at least read it. Try to enjoy yourself. Here's a piano cover of Gym Class Heroes' stereo hearts. If that doesn't put you in the holiday spirit, nothing will. Well, except maybe a strong drink. If you ever make to the other side of the atlantic ocean, I'll buy you a drink too. Hang in there. Just two more weeks, then we can just relax and have a happy holiday.
We say "Merry Christmas".
We do have the legacy of right-wing nuts panicking about muhry Christmas though -
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WintervalWhich was of course reported as BIRMINGHAM BANS CHRISTMAS despite:
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