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Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself
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« on: December 09, 2016, 11:36:24 PM »
After this 2016 loss of -1 point, it is clear that democrats are trapped in a permanant minority. I'm doing the smart thing and becoming a member of the pro-choice, pro-trade, pro-lgbt, pro-secularism, anti-social conservatism, pro-drug, pro-minimum wage, pro-polyamory, pro-legalizing topless women, pro mandatory genderless bathrooms wing of a viable party.

I'm becoming a member of the Constitution party.
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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2016, 12:52:00 AM »
Our king is alive! Tongue
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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2016, 07:11:41 AM »
In related news, I would like to announce my new membership in the pro-civil rights wing of the KKK.
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« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2016, 08:15:00 AM »
I regret to inform you all that the Democratic party has left me. I will now be in the pro-union, anti-drug legalization, pro-curved tax, pro-welfare, big government wing of the Libertarian Party
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Grumpier Than Thou
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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2016, 10:42:52 AM »
I'm switching to the anti-gorilla wing of the Harambe Freedom Party
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« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2016, 10:49:05 AM »
Quote from: R2D2 on December 10, 2016, 10:42:52 AM
I'm switching to the anti-gorilla wing of the Harambe Freedom Party
And I'm joining the anti-Hammurabi's Code wing of the Hammurabi Freedom Party.
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« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2016, 11:17:16 AM »
#Zionists4Hitler
#ItsAlwaysSunnyInMadagascar
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« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2016, 12:27:23 PM »
Maybe I'll switch to the non-racist, non-antisemitic, pro-multiculturalism wing of neo-nationalism.
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« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2016, 01:43:30 PM »
I'm becoming a pro-Israel, pro-globalism Neo-Nazi.
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« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2016, 02:27:47 PM »

On a serious note, my heart belongs to the Green Party, but my sensibilities say it's not a viable party for the 21st century. Maybe in the year 3000.

I am hanging loose until the next election cycle, when I will vote against Trump, probably with the Dems again.
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« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2016, 02:32:24 PM »
I regret to inform you all that I am joining the libertarian wing of the Party for Socialism and Liberation.
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« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2016, 02:46:13 PM »
I'm going to be the official Bible-thumping, low taxes, pro-life, pro-gun, and lower-regulation socialist.  Cheesy 
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« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2016, 03:49:51 PM »
     Republicans are becoming too establishment now. I'm joining the Anti-Masonic Party.
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« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2016, 08:26:26 PM »
Quote from: The Life of Castro on December 10, 2016, 03:52:23 PM
Quote from: RFayette on December 10, 2016, 02:46:13 PM
I'm going to be the official Bible-thumping, low taxes, pro-life, pro-gun, and lower-regulation socialist.  Cheesy 

Because, as we all know, support for gun rights is a rare position among socialists. Roll Eyes

     Americans mischaracterizing socialist views is hardly anything new. Wink
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Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.
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« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2016, 04:16:42 PM »
I'll be joining the Christian socialist wing of the Australian Sex Party (normal).
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