I am the 37th President of the United States, Richard Nixon. AMA!
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« on: December 14, 2016, 08:57:22 PM »
« edited: December 14, 2016, 08:59:00 PM by Richard Milhous Nixon »
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Good evening to all you assorted fairies here on this Internet forum. I'm your former President Richard "Thicky Tricky Dick" Nixon. Many of you may be thinking I died back in 1994, but that's incorrect. My head was preserved and through the scientific miracle of crystalline opal, I am now with you! AROOO!

Now I'm here to take all your questions. The headless body of Spiro Agnew will be typing up my responses.

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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2016, 09:36:03 PM »
For all that's sacred and worthy of decent parody, don't do this with Nixon.
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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2016, 09:48:27 PM »
Aroo, Lincoln I swear to you that everything was done without my prior knowledge.
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« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2016, 10:01:26 PM »
Quote from: Lumine on December 14, 2016, 09:36:03 PM
For all that's sacred and worthy of decent parody, don't do this with Nixon.
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« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2016, 10:10:25 PM »
Bite my shiny metal ass.
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« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2016, 12:08:26 AM »
Could you end this and Watergate with honor?
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« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2016, 12:18:46 AM »
Who did you vote for in 1968?
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« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2016, 04:31:07 AM »
How did it feel to have Bender's robot body for a day?
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« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2016, 11:39:32 AM »
Did you really think you were going to get away with refusing to release the tapes?
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« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2016, 01:30:50 PM »
Quote from: L.D. Smith on December 15, 2016, 12:08:26 AM
Could you end this and Watergate with honor?
I pledge to restore honor and dignity to my legacy and this thread!
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« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2016, 01:32:48 PM »
Max Rafferty, but that dumb son of bitch lost.
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« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2016, 01:35:17 PM »
Quote from: Père Ubu on December 15, 2016, 04:31:07 AM
How did it feel to have Bender's robot body for a day?
I felt young and svelt again! Also it greatly helped my campaign, and I am 'grateful' for that.

Now scram!
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« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2016, 01:37:29 PM »
Quote from: Wolverine22 on December 15, 2016, 11:39:32 AM
Did you really think you were going to get away with refusing to release the tapes?
I thought about destroying them, but Agnew was too sentimental and begged me not to destroy them. So I had no choice but to stonewall.

In exchange for keeping the tapes, Agnew promised me that he would sever his head and preserve his body after death to serve me for the rest of eternity.
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« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2016, 07:36:02 PM »
Mr President, why do you keep hiring Zapp Brannigan in your military campaigns? It's a disgrace, sir. A disgrace!
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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2016, 08:07:01 PM »
Quote from: TD on December 15, 2016, 07:36:02 PM
Mr President, why do you keep hiring Zapp Brannigan in your military campaigns? It's a disgrace, sir. A disgrace!

Zapp has served this planet very well! He's very masculine and he's willing to follow my every order without question.
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« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2016, 08:46:29 PM »
What is your opinion of Doctor Zoidberg?
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« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2016, 12:13:23 AM »
Quote from: Père Ubu on December 15, 2016, 08:46:29 PM
What is your opinion of Doctor Zoidberg?
Zoidberg? That crab man who defiled our Planet's flag? If I ever see him eat a flag again, I will have Agnew beat him to a pulp!

At least I'm not Joe Manchin. That head would eat Zoidberg's uncooked body!
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« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2016, 01:01:07 AM »
Quote from: Richard Milhous Nixon on December 16, 2016, 12:13:23 AM
Quote from: Père Ubu on December 15, 2016, 08:46:29 PM
What is your opinion of Doctor Zoidberg?
Zoidberg? That crab man who defiled our Planet's flag? If I ever see him eat a flag again, I will have Agnew beat him to a pulp!

At least I'm not Joe Manchin. That head would eat Zoidberg's uncooked body!

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« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2016, 04:51:24 PM »
What are the prerequisites for knowing how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain?
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« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2016, 04:05:49 PM »
Option 1.
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