If Dave Leip is so powerful + benevolent why does bad stuff happen on the forum?
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« on: December 19, 2016, 03:12:13 AM »
« edited: December 20, 2016, 07:30:26 AM by 🦀🎂 »

We are told that Leip created the Forum, wrote The Terms of Use and sent his message to be delivered unto us by His faithful prophets or 'moderators'. But in these latter days even the most faithful of His followers have been disturbed by on onslaught of evildoers: spam bots, socks, trolls and hacks have descended upon us. Surely to believe in a benevolent Leip is a childish fallacy, when we can clearly observe His failures to protect the forum that He supposedly cherishes?

Note, I am not arguing from an aleipist perspective. That would clearly be wrong. We can tell that that divine messages have been passed down by a deity referring to itself as Dave Leip. This is obvious. What I propose is that this deity is neutral or even malevolent to the forum inhabitants. It can be the only explanation.

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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2016, 07:18:17 PM »

All the bad things happening on this forum are part of Dave's divine plan.  Only Dave knows why he allows unfortunate occurrences on Atlas, but we can trust that everything is in his hands and is all for the better.  Who are we to question the almighty creator?
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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2016, 11:42:26 PM »

I believe in Leip, just not the classical "white dude with a neckbeard" image of him. Rather, I think he exists in every post and every thread of the forum, and that people that we dislike, are mere reflections of our own character defects. People that we like and love are true successful manifestations of our deepest most inner self. We are beings of Leip. Our mission, is to be creation, and create positive energy on spaceship Atlas.
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« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2016, 10:09:28 AM »

We could use a Great Leip Forward.
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« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2016, 01:05:43 PM »

Liep is dead, and it is we who have killed him.
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« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2016, 02:25:51 PM »

Free will.
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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2017, 07:13:16 PM »

Crabcake is the best.


Liep is dead, and it is we who have killed him.

Hey, I made this joke 6 months ago and it got completely ignored. Sad
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« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2017, 04:03:54 PM »

There is no Leip. Neil de Grasse Tyson disproved his existence a long time ago.
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