Who won these random demographics?

[youngohioan216]

How about these:

Crossfitters
Economics Professors
Nudists
Catholic Priests
Nuns
Orthodox Jews
United Auto Workers
Ivy League graduates who were Romney voters
Accountants
Female Cuban-Americans under 30
Non-White Female Mormons
Military Generals/Admirals
Muslim Republicans

[America Needs R'hllor]

How about these:

Crossfitters- lean Clinton
Economics Professors- lean Clinton
Nudists- tied Clinton/Stein
Catholic Priests- strong Trump
Nuns- strong Trump
Orthodox Jews- lean Trump
United Auto Workers- lean Trump
Ivy League graduates who were Romney voters- Likely Trump
Accountants- lean Clinton
Female Cuban-Americans under 30- lean Clinton
Non-White Female Mormons- Likely Clinton
Military Generals/Admirals- Likely Trump
Muslim Republicans- Likely Trump

[BaldEagle1991]

How about these:

Crossfitters
Economics Professors
Nudists
Catholic Priests
Nuns
Orthodox Jews
United Auto Workers
Ivy League graduates who were Romney voters
Accountants
Female Cuban-Americans under 30
Non-White Female Mormons
Military Generals/Admirals
Muslim Republicans

Crossfitters - Lean Clinton
Economics Professors - Strong Clinton
Nudists - Tied (Stein/Clinton)
Catholic Priests - Strong Trump
Nuns - Strong Trump
Orthodox Jews - Likely Trump
United Auto Workers - Strong Trump
Ivy League graduates who were Romney voters - Lean Clinton
Accountants - Lean Clinton
Female Cuban-Americans under 30 - Strong Clinton
Non-White Female Mormons - Lean Clinton
Military Generals/Admirals - Strong Trump
Muslim Republicans - Lean Clinton

[Tekken_Guy]

Frequent churchgoers - Clinton
Marijuana users - Clinton
Alcoholics - Trump
Pitbull fans - Clinton
Nickelback fans - Trump
Gym/Fitness lovers - Lean Trump
Star Wars fans - Lean Clinton
Starbucks drinkers - Clinton
Frequent gamblers - Clinton
Frequent late-night TV show viewers - Clinton (just like the hosts)
Single moms - Clinton
White unmarried millennial men - Lean Trump
Cougars - Lean Clinton
Walmart shoppers - Trump
Target shoppers - Clinton
People who line up on Black Friday every year - Lean Clinton
Tobacco smokers - Trump
Metalheads - Trump
People who enjoy listening to morning FM radio shows - Lean Trump
Drug dealers - Clinton
Hikers/Mountain Climbers - Lean Clinton
Hunters - Trump
Vegetarians/Vegans - Clinton
People that work at Disney and Universal parks - Clinton
Hamilton musical fans - Clinton
Homeless people - Clinton
Stick-shift drivers - Clinton
Cyclists - Lean Clinton
Chocolate-haters - Trump
LARPers - Clinton
Movie Critics - Clinton (the Hollywood industry? Come on...)
Cartoonists - Clinton
People who STILL watch The Simpsons - Clinton
Cracked.com Readers - Clinton
TV Tropers - Clinton (according to the site the election of Trump is more harsh than hilarious)
American car drivers - Trump
Japanese car drivers - Clinton
German car drivers - Clinton
Stunts people - Lean Trump
People that wear those "toe shoes" - Trump? (Seem pretty red-necky to me)
BMX Cyclists - Trump
Monster Truck enthusiasts - Trump
Top Gear watchers - Trump
Retro Video Game Collectors - Lean Clinton
PC-only gamers - Lean Trump
Completely unshaven men - Trump
Clean shaven men - Lean Clinton
Men with only "soul patches" - Lean Clinton
Bald men - Trump
Bronies - Clinton
History Channel enthusiasts - Trump
Adam Sandler enthusiasts - Clinton
Billionaires - Clinton
NFL Season Ticket Holders
White evangelicals with regular church attendance in San Francisco - Clinton?
People who watch network TV most nights
White Christians who haven't been to church in the last 12 months - Clinton
Country singers
The collective undergraduate student bodies of the SEC - Clinton
Members of the 114th US Senate - Trump
Mall Santas -
Poll workers - Clinton
People who would call themselves "fiscally conservative, but socially liberal" - Johnson?
People who voted for John Kasich in the primary and don't live in Ohio -
White felons - Trump
Black pro-lifers - Clinton
2012 Johnson voters - Johnson
People who stopped supporting Trump after the Billy Bush tapes - Johnson
Crossfitters - Lean Clinton
Economics Professors - Clinton
Nudists - Stein
Catholic Priests - Lean Trump
Nuns - Lean Trump
Orthodox Jews - Trump
United Auto Workers - Trump
Ivy League graduates who were Romney voters - Clinton
Accountants - Clinton
Female Cuban-Americans under 30 - Clinton
Non-White Female Mormons - McMullin
Military Generals/Admirals - Trump
Muslim Republicans - Trump

[Kyle Rittenhouse is a Political Prisoner]

Frequent churchgoers-T
Marijuana users-C
Alcoholics-T
Pitbull fans-C
Nickelback fans-C
Gym/Fitness lovers-C
Star Wars fans-T
Starbucks drinkers-C
Frequent gamblers-T
Frequent late-night TV show viewers-T
Single moms-C
White unmarried millennial men-C
Cougars-C
Walmart shoppers-T
Target shoppers-C
People who line up on Black Friday every year-T
Tobacco smokers-T
Metalheads-T
People who enjoy listening to morning FM radio shows-T
Drug dealers-C
Hikers/Mountain Climbers-C
Hunters-T
Vegetarians/Vegans-C
People that work at Disney and Universal parks-C
Hamilton musical fans-C
Homeless people-C

[Tekken_Guy]

Alright, how about these people:

-Collegiate wrestlers
-Israeli-Americans
-One Direction fans
-Harry Potter fans
-People who work at McDonalds
-JCPenney Shoppers
-Comic Book Writers
-Survivor Contestants
-Firefighters
-Cameramen
-Clothes manufacturers
-German-born Military Brats
-High School Students from the Cincinnati area

[SingingAnalyst]

Alright, how about these people:

-Collegiate wrestlers
-Israeli-Americans
-One Direction fans
-Harry Potter fans
-People who work at McDonalds
-JCPenney Shoppers
-Comic Book Writers
-Survivor Contestants
-Firefighters
-Cameramen
-Clothes manufacturers
-German-born Military Brats
-High School Students from the Cincinnati area

-Collegiate wrestlers: cis men, Trump; others, Clinton
-Israeli-Americans: strong Clinton
-One Direction fans: lean Clinton
-Harry Potter fans: strong Clinton
-People who work at McDonalds: lean Clinton
-JCPenney Shoppers: lean Trump
-Comic Book Writers: lean Clinton
-Survivor Contestants: lean Clinton
-Firefighters: lean Trump
-Cameramen: lean Trump
-Clothes manufacturers: lean Trump
-German-born Military Brats: Trump
-High School Students from the Cincinnati area: lean Trump

[DavidB.]

-Collegiate wrestlers: Lean Trump (white men, but presumably younger; otoh more into traditionally masculine stuff)
-Israeli-Americans: Tossup (usually further to the right than American Jews, and Israelis like Trump)
-One Direction fans: Strong Clinton (millennial women)
-Harry Potter fans: Likely Clinton (age being the defining characteristic here)
-People who work at McDonalds: Likely Clinton (millennials, and presumably many non-whites)
-JCPenney Shoppers: don't know this shop
-Comic Book Writers: Likely Clinton
-Survivor Contestants: Lean Clinton
-Firefighters: Likely Trump
-Cameramen: Lean Clinton
-Clothes manufacturers: Lean Trump
-German-born Military Brats: Safe Trump
-High School Students from the Cincinnati area: Likely Clinton

[100% pro-life no matter what]

I was thinking Trump for Survivor contestants, but then I remembered how many of them are from California...

I also think a Republicans vs. Democrats season would be fascinating!

[Technocracy Timmy]

Collegiate wrestling is biggest in the Midwest hands down. And given they they're usually white guys I'd say they were a 65-35 Trump over Clinton demographic.

[darklordoftech]

Women under 25 who smoked cigarettes and drank alcohol before they turned 18 - Clinton

[Pollster]

Out of sheer curiosity, I've put a poll in the field testing some of the demographics brought up in this thread. I'll share results when I have sufficient data.

[VPH]

Out of sheer curiosity, I've put a poll in the field testing some of the demographics brought up in this thread. I'll share results when I have sufficient data.

How do you conduct your polls, out of curiosity?

[Thomas Jackson]

I'd think you'd need to segregate the "Gym/Fitness lovers" category; there's probably going to be a distinct difference between, on one hand, "meatheads" or the types to obsess over what supplements to use or their "max" on bench, and, on the other hand, those who are shown in Kashi cereal commercials, mainly focus on cardio, have a greater affinity for "the outdoors" (as it related to running in public parks, that is) and triathalons, and who once read a book on the paleo diet or have friends who eat "only organic".

This is correct. Read the Mixedmartialarts.com or Bodybuilding.com forums, Hilliary! and SJWs are hated with a passion.

[Attorney General, LGC Speaker, and Former PPT Dwarven Dragon]

I was thinking Trump for Survivor contestants, but then I remembered how many of them are from California...

I also think a Republicans vs. Democrats season would be fascinating!

In the current polarizing environment, it wouldn't work. After the merge, it would just be a slew of endless fights that would likely turn violent eventually. And in the event that the finale was between 1 D and 1 R, the jury vote would be boring and predictable, with a mixture of very superficial and very loaded questions, and the vote being completely along party lines.

[SingingAnalyst]

What about those on the autism/Asperger's spectrum?

On the one hand, many of us need special care, which would tend to push us left (and are "different", which would also tend to push us left). On the other hand, we are mostly male, and may have a hard time navigating the ever-evolving dynamics of relationship (friendzoning, consent, initiation, etc.)

I suspect we voted the same as I think pro-life gays and lesbians voted: 40% Clinton, 50% Trump, 6% Johnson, 2% Stein.

[100% pro-life no matter what]

A few more:

-People who don't drink alcohol
-Pro-choice Mississippi whites
-Obama '08/Romney '12 voters
-Pro-life Hispanics with regular church attendance
-Vegan Romney voters
-Employees of all Trump businesses
-White American-born NBA players
-Austin Petersen supporters
-People under 50 who don't have a Facebook

[Pollster]

My poll finished on Tuesday but I didn't have time to run the analysis until this morning. I used Amazon's MTurk to gather the sample, and out of roughly 640 responses, 503 were usable for a MOE of 4.3%. I'll post full results later but here are some key takeaways:

-10% of the electorate reported being a frequent marijuana user. These voters went 48-44 for Clinton, (my estimation is that this result is distorted by the reduced sample size which carries a higher MOE and that Clinton probably won at the least a majority of this demo).
Non-frequent users (90% of the electorate) went 48-46 for Clinton, unsurprisingly no change from the national average.

-16% of the electorate identifies as Pitbull fans, versus 62% who say they are not, while 22% have never heard of the singer.
Pitbull fans went for Clinton 48-47, non-fans went for Clinton 50-44. Voters who have never heard of the artist went for Trump 51-43.

-24% of voters are Nickelback fans, and these voters sided with Trump 64-29.
59% of voters are not Nickelback fans, and these voters sided with Clinton 51-43.
The 18% of voters who have never heard of Nickelback voted Clinton 65-33.

-Star Wars is not nearly as divisive as politics, with voters saying they are fans of the franchise 58-42.
Star Wars fans went for Trump 48-46. Non-fans went for Clinton 51-43.

-Harry Potter is much more divisive than Star Wars, with voters being fans of the franchise by only a 52.5-47.5 margin.
The fans/non-fans are just as divided politically. HP fans went for Clinton 50-46, non-fans went for Trump 47-46.

-Among the 15% of the electorate that identifies as a frequent gambler, Trump won 57-39. Clinton won non-frequent gamblers 50-45.

-The Starbucks vs. Dunkin Donuts war has bled into politics. Starbucks drinkers backed Clinton 54-42, while Dunkin-goers backed Trump 56-40. Voters who make their coffee at home backed Trump 49-46, but voters who don't drink coffee altogether supported Clinton 51-43.

-Virtually 1 in 4 (27%) of voters visit the gym or some other athletic facility regularly, and they backed Trump 53-42. Non-gym goers backed Clinton 50-43.

-Single parents backed Clinton 57-43. Voters who are not single parents split evenly 47-47.

-Voters who are currently in a romantic relationship in which the age difference is 10+ years backed Trump 52-39. Voters who were formerly in a romantic relationship in which the age difference is 10+ years backed Trump 55-41. This is essentially the same margin and I'd love to hear what you all might think of this if anything.

-One of the sharpest divides this poll finds is in shopping habits. Voters who shop more frequently at Target supported Clinton 60-35, while Walmarters went 52-43 for Trump. Voters who shop at neither store went for Clinton 51-43, but this was a very small subsample.

-Not many voters are tobacco smokers (or at least admitted tobacco smokers) which is surprising considering the number of tobacco smokers in the country, but those voters who are also tobacco smokers backed Trump 54-36. Non-smokers backed Clinton 50-45.

-Only a small number of voters reported being frequent hunters, but this demo unsurprisingly backed Trump 86-14.

-Similarly, only a small number of voters reported being vegetarians, but this demo went for Clinton 50-40. A statistically insignificant and unusable number of respondents reported being vegans (fwiw this small sample of vegans split an even 50-50 for Trump and Clinton).

-Only 18.5% of voters reported being regular viewers of The Simpsons, and the dying fan base for the iconic animated sitcom is bad news for Democrats, since Simpsons loyalists backed Clinton 56-39.

-A statistically insignificant and unusable number of respondents reported having being contestants on a reality or competition TV show, but this subsample went 67-33 for the former reality star.

-Voters who have called elected officials about a political issue went for Clinton 56-41, while voters who have not done so went for Trump 49-44. A caveat to this result is that the question did not specify when the calls were made, so voters may have hypothetically answered yes if they made a call after the election was over.

-I threw in a question about what the most important quality you look for in a romantic partner is, and the results were interesting:
In an election where both candidates were portrayed as dishonest and/or corrupt, voters who most value honesty went for Clinton 53-45.
Physical attraction is nonpartisan, as voters who most value good looks/good body split 47-47.
Voters who look most for a partner that makes them laugh went for Trump 57-36.
Voters looking for a good personality went for Clinton 51-41.
Voters looking for somebody supportive went for Trump 54-40.
Voters looking for a partner who performs well sexually overwhelmingly backed Trump 71-29.
Most interesting to me is that voters looking for somebody who "Is Intellectually Stimulating" went for Clinton 53-30, with Gary Johnson taking 13% of this demo.

Full results will be up when I get the chance.

[darklordoftech]

What about those on the autism/Asperger's spectrum?

On the one hand, many of us need special care, which would tend to push us left (and are "different", which would also tend to push us left). On the other hand, we are mostly male, and may have a hard time navigating the ever-evolving dynamics of relationship (friendzoning, consent, initiation, etc.)

I suspect we voted the same as I think pro-life gays and lesbians voted: 40% Clinton, 50% Trump, 6% Johnson, 2% Stein.

Trump made fun of a disabled reporter, so...

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

Some more random demographics off the top of my head:


- Conservative white men married to Black/Hispanic/Asian women

- Queen fans

- People who actually like broccoli

- Transsexual Nazi Eskimos

- People with a positive opinion of hemorrhoids

- People who can't spell "Europe" properly

- Descendants of German Nazi officials

- Sideshow performers/freaks

- Hippies who are also racist

- Charles Manson followers

- People who like gore/shock sites

- Death metal fans

- People who stare at birds

- People who find Italian/German/Swedish accents sexually attractive

- People who are physically attracted to goats

- #GilmoreOrBust voters

[At-Large Senator LouisvilleThunder]

Some more random demographics off the top of my head:


- Conservative white men married to Black/Hispanic/Asian women-- Those married to black women-Lean Trump, Those married to Hispanic or Asian women- Solid Trump

- Queen fans- Tilt Clinton

- People who actually like broccoli- Lean Clinton

- Transsexual Nazi Eskimos- Likely Trump

- People with a positive opinion of hemorrhoids- Likely Clinton

- People who can't spell "Europe" properly- Lean to Likely Trump (Whites are Solid Trump, Blacks are Solid Clinton)

- Descendants of German Nazi officials- Lean Clinton  (It depends on their personalities. If they choose to live in shame and guilt of their ancestors-Solid Clinton, If they feel proud of them-Solid Trump)

- Sideshow performers/freaks- Lean Clinton

- Hippies who are also racist- Tilt Trump, it depends on whether they continue to live the hippie lifestyle as well as their economic views

- Charles Manson followers- Solid Trump

- People who like gore/shock sites- Solid Trump

- Death metal fans- Likely Trump

- People who stare at birds- Likely Clinton

- People who find Italian/German/Swedish accents sexually attractive- Lean Trump

- People who are physically attracted to goats- Solid Johnson

- #GilmoreOrBust voters- Write-in Gillmore or stay home, Maybe vote for McMullin

[Coolface Sock #42069]

I was thinking Trump for Survivor contestants, but then I remembered how many of them are from California...

I also think a Republicans vs. Democrats season would be fascinating!

In the current polarizing environment, it wouldn't work. After the merge, it would just be a slew of endless fights that would likely turn violent eventually. And in the event that the finale was between 1 D and 1 R, the jury vote would be boring and predictable, with a mixture of very superficial and very loaded questions, and the vote being completely along party lines.

Hell, I'm not even sure we'd make it to the merge... more likely we would have fights within the two coalitions between BLM/far left/blue dogs/SJWs or white supremacists/far right/libertarians/alt-right, etc.

Then, yeah, I would guarantee multiple fistfights after the merge. And anyone who felt they were treated unfairly due to party affiliation will certainly try to monetize it with a future as a HuffPost or Fox News contributor.

Anyway, here are my guesses on a few demographics:

People who use the term "dank meme" Trump

People who have been in a protest in the last 12 months Clinton

Golfers Trump

The Starbucks/DD thing makes me think a lot of conservatives switched from Starbucks to DD when Starbucks went liberal.

[Dr. MB]

Frequent churchgoers Trump
Marijuana users Clinton
Alcoholics Trump
Pitbull fans Clinton
Nickelback fans Tossup, maybe Trump
Gym/Fitness lovers Clinton
Star Wars fans Tossup
Starbucks drinkers Clinton
Frequent gamblers Trump
Frequent late-night TV show viewers Clinton
Single moms Clinton
White unmarried millennial men Tossup
Cougars Tossup
Walmart shoppers Trump
Target shoppers Clinton
People who line up on Black Friday every year Trump
Tobacco smokers Trump
Metalheads Tossup
People who enjoy listening to morning FM radio shows Clinton
Drug dealers Clinton
Hikers/Mountain Climbers Clinton
Hunters Trump
Vegetarians/Vegans Clinton
People that work at Disney and Universal parks Clinton
Hamilton musical fans Clinton
Homeless people Clinton

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

We're running out of quirky/weird demos here, but here are some more I've thought of.


- People who have (or have attempted to) have sex to the tune of Yakety Sax

- People with missing limbs

- People who eat dog food from time to time

- Rapists who are also devout Rastafarians

- The single voter in King County, Texas who voted for Wendy Davis in 2014

- Pastafarians

- Thai immigrants

- Someone who voted for George Wallace in 1968, but McGovern in '72 and also voted in 2016

- "Weird Al" Yankovic fans

- People who can speak more than 3 languages fluently

- People who have a fetish for clowns

- People with more than 10 fingers or toes

- People who have had sex at least 10 times in the past week

- 30+ year old virgins

- People who have tried to snort laundry powder thinking it was cocaine

- People who claim to have seen ghosts/bigfoot

- The little green men that the Government is hiding at Area 51

- People with a positive opinion of both Hitler and Stalin

- People who dress up as Charlie Chaplin

- People who believe the "Paul is Dead" conspiracy theory

- People who eat pastrami on white bread with mayonnaise

- a 105 year old man who accidentally voted when he dropped dead and fell against the button

- Jerry Springer fans

- People who own pet lizards/snakes