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« on: April 26, 2004, 05:59:46 pm »
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Emsworth,

By decree of the Lord High Executioner, I instruct you to read Harry his rights.
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« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2004, 06:00:45 pm »
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The Right Honourable The Earl of Emsworth, Supreme Reader of the Rights of the Condemned and Lord High Captain of the Right Honourable Corps of Gentlemen-Clerks, to Harry, Greeting!

You shall be hung until half-dead, then drawn to the gallows and there quartered. You have the right to petition Our Dread Sovereign Lord, the Supreme Dictator, for his clemency: if he shall accept, you are to be set free, but if he shall decline, you shall instead be crushed to death by an elephant. You have the right to petition Our Dread Lord, the Lord High Executioner; if he shall accept, you shall be imprisoned in the dungeons for the remainder of your life, but if he shall decline, you shall be crushed to death by an elephant. You have the right to remain silent during the execution. You have the right to not have any further rights. You have the right to be executed now.
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