Update for Everyone V: Born Under A Bad Sign

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

3rd Rock From the Sun is making me think about coming out. Obviously, being an alien and being trans are apples and oranges, so I'm still not touching it with a 10-foot pole.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

Slowly learning how to not give a f**k.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

The windows in my room are very damaged. This came to a head today when one blew out of the frame. I lifted up my left arm to hold it up, in the process inadvertently pouring half of my beer on the the floor and some on my desk. That was when I decided to stop being productive for the day. On the other hand, I may be only a few paragraphs away from finishing my thesis.

Also, this "Bob's Burgers" episodes involved someone singing "Venite Adoremus" in Latin, reminding me that I actually like some Christmas music. Too bad it's February. Beginning to think I should start enjoying things more.

[Anna Komnene]

Pumpkin pie gelatto.... omg so good

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Shouted "me!" to Ravi on iZombie describing Liv as a "Single Very White Female." No reaction. If my parents know, they should at least tell me.

[100% pro-life no matter what]

I was on FOX News multiple times during CPAC this week!

[Crumpets]

I was on FOX News multiple times during CPAC this week!

Cool! As a guest? Or just in the background?

[100% pro-life no matter what]

I was on FOX News multiple times during CPAC this week!

Cool! As a guest? Or just in the background?

Interviewed once and then in the background at least once more (actually, FOX panned to me cheering in the audience during Trump's speech)

[Xing]

I was on FOX News multiple times during CPAC this week!

Cool! As a guest? Or just in the background?

Interviewed once and then in the background at least once more (actually, FOX panned to me cheering in the audience during Trump's speech)

What sorts of questions did they ask you?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Out of cigarettes. Forced to smoke a pipe.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Longstanding crush told me I'm not what he's looking for in a relationship because we're both too neurotic for each other .

[Santander]

Out of cigarettes. Forced to smoke a pipe.

You realize there are places to buy cigarettes, right?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Out of cigarettes. Forced to smoke a pipe.

You realize there are places to buy cigarettes, right?

That's what I'm going to do the very next morning. The place where cigarettes are cheaper is closed now.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I make a point in making sure I'm never without cigarettes. I buy a pack before they close even if I have three or four left just to ensure if I get stuck up all night I won't be going crazy from nicotine deprivation at least.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I make a point in making sure I'm never without cigarettes. I buy a pack before they close even if I have three or four left just to ensure if I get stuck up all night I won't be going crazy from nicotine deprivation at least.

I'm not deprived, just prefeer cigarettes over pipes.

[Antonio the Sixth]

How about you all just quit smoking?

[Mr. Smith]

Longstanding crush told me I'm not what he's looking for in a relationship because we're both too neurotic for each other .

I'm sorry. Really sucks when that happens.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

How about you all just quit smoking?

This.


I went to this really rad video game/comic/general nerd shop about half an hour away from school with my friends today and it was really awesome. I've been in a genuinely good mood for the last few weeks consistently. Still some down moments, but they are much fewer and further between. I'm enjoying the little things more.

[Dr. Arch]

How about you all just quit smoking?

This.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

How about you all just quit smoking?

I have way too much work to get distracted by nicotine withdrawal.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

How about you all just quit smoking?

This.

I'm sure they've never heard that before.

[Antonio the Sixth]

How about you all just quit smoking?

This.

I'm sure they've never heard that before.

If they're still smoking, it means they haven't heard it often enough.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

How about you all just quit smoking?

This.

I'm sure they've never heard that before.

If they're still smoking, it means they haven't heard it often enough.

I highly doubt random people on an internet forum saying "you people should quit smoking" is very effective.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Just because doing the right thing isn't likely to make a difference doesn't mean it's not the right thing to do.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

Just because doing the right thing isn't likely to make a difference doesn't mean it's not the right thing to do.

I find the idea that telling random strangers online something about their health they've heard a thousand times before(quitting isn't exactly easy, btw) when you know it won't do any good is "the right thing to do" a foreign one.