Major General Leip raised his head as an officer entered
the map room.
"Captain Cathcon reporting the topic, sir."
"Hi," the General said.
Your mission is to assemble a crack team of best soldiers and rescue a private behind enemy lines.
Thanks,
Dave."
"Why does it matter?" Captain Cathcon inquired to.
"Hi,
This rescure action matters a great deal for the country.
Thanks,
Dave."
"No, I meant why does anything matter," the Captain specified.
"Hi,
I will not have any of this defeatist talk, Captain. Your mission is to rescue Private TNVolunteer.
Thanks,
Dave."
"Why should we care about some random private?" Cathcon asked with disbelief.
"Hi,
His mother lost two sons already and the HQ thinks we should advertise this forum more, and what better way there is than rescuing random private?
Thanks,
Dave."
"Umm... add money?"
"Hi,
After the last election with all new maps included add money can't sustain the site alone.
Thanks,
Dave."
"OK."
"Hi,
According to our intel, intercepted at the IRC, Private TNVolunteer is being held by Gruppenführerin von Hassan in her New Hampshire castle. It's easy to find.
Thanks,
Dave."
"How so?" the Captain wanted to know.
"Hi,
It's called Titanium Blue Castle, silly.
Thanks,
Dave."
"All right."
"Hi,
You must act quickly before Private TNVolunteer is being traumatized beyond chances of recovery by Fran von Hassan's very imaginative activities. Dismissed.
Thanks,
Dave."
Now, what should happen next?
You decide Atlas 
