What would a Conservative version of BRTD be like?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

A conservative version of me (not necessarily an inverse, so no need to be an atheist) would probably be a pretty typical suburban/exurban megachurch-attending evangelical who'd find the inner city repulsive and refuse to visit there and brag about my "all conservative all the time" social circle and lack of liberals, etc. So not much different from your typical movement conservative come to think of it.

Wonder what music I'd listen to...

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Also in the 2012 Republican primaries he would have initially supported Gingrich but switched his support to Ron Paul because he didn't want to caucus with olds.

Actually I'd probably support Romney. I'd probably frequently complain about "True Rightists" and people insisting on ideological purity. And would thus be pretty anti-Tea Party come to think of it. Although yeah I could see myself switching from Romney to Paul.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

A conservative version of me (not necessarily an inverse, so no need to be an atheist) would probably be a pretty typical suburban/exurban megachurch-attending evangelical who'd find the inner city repulsive and refuse to visit there and brag about my "all conservative all the time" social circle and lack of liberals, etc. So not much different from your typical movement conservative come to think of it.

And doesn't this ever give you pause?

Not really, no. I mean yeah sure the inverse of someone who's "all liberal all the time" is "all conservative all the time". Who knew?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

A conservative version of me (not necessarily an inverse, so no need to be an atheist) would probably be a pretty typical suburban/exurban megachurch-attending evangelical who'd find the inner city repulsive and refuse to visit there and brag about my "all conservative all the time" social circle and lack of liberals, etc. So not much different from your typical movement conservative come to think of it.

And doesn't this ever give you pause?

Not really, no. I mean yeah sure the inverse of someone who's "all liberal all the time" is "all conservative all the time". Who knew?

The point is that "typical movement conservatives" tend to be pretty cringeworthy people partly for reasons that have nothing to do with their politics.

I'd expect you to say the same thing about "movement liberals", especially with what you think about marijuana and all.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

You know, I'd HATE Family Guy.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

A conservative version of me (not necessarily an inverse, so no need to be an atheist) would probably be a pretty typical suburban/exurban megachurch-attending evangelical who'd find the inner city repulsive and refuse to visit there and brag about my "all conservative all the time" social circle and lack of liberals, etc. So not much different from your typical movement conservative come to think of it.

And doesn't this ever give you pause?

Not really, no. I mean yeah sure the inverse of someone who's "all liberal all the time" is "all conservative all the time". Who knew?

The point is that "typical movement conservatives" tend to be pretty cringeworthy people partly for reasons that have nothing to do with their politics.

I'd expect you to say the same thing about "movement liberals", especially with what you think about marijuana and all.

...you still don't get it, do you?

No, it's not about Marijuana. It's about the in-group mentality and tendency to loathe and/or laugh at everything that falls outside of it.

So uh, like movement liberals. Who also tend to love Family Guy as noted.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

He'd also be a big fan of American Dad!

Seeing as how it's mocking conservatives, no. I'd probably like South Park though. But OMG would I hate Family Guy.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Anyway Reaganfan/Naso is the closest choice here.

YIKES